The Joe Rogan Thread

[xsanguine]

This thread is for my main man, Roc. Gonna try on a new schtick for awhile; the anarchist thing got boring, the shitlording has been very exciting but also quite adversarial... Let's bring psychedelics, martial arts, comedy, and every once in awhile the Kill What You Eat movement all into one thread. I'll probably be the only one posting in it but that's okay... this is for me, not you guys. Except for Roc. It's for Roc, too cause I already said that at the beginning.

First of all, Joe Rogan will kick your ass. He achieved his black belt in Taekwondo at age 15. Joe was the Tae Kwon Do state champ in Massachusetts for 4 straight years back in his younger days. Here's the handsome young Italian expressing himself...



In 1996 he began training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu under the legendary Carlson Gracie. He is a black belt in two schools of Jiu Jitsu (Eddie Bravo and Jean Jacques Machado), this is where the personality known as "Joe Rogan' began. I wouldn't call him a pussy to his face if I were you.

Joe Rogan is also accomplished in the entertainment industry as an original cast member on the sitcom NewsRadio.

But Joe's passion is comedy and has been performing professionally since 1989.

Here is Joe Rogan's inner Italian surfacing in some stereotypical ways



Easy Joe, it's only cable.

What Joe is most known for on the internet is his confrontation with Carlos Mencia which was taped where he accuses Carlos Mencia at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles of stealing jokes from other comics to propel his career. This ruined Carlos Mencia and spawned the mainstream auditing of other comedians who have been caught "joke stealing".

Observe


Carlos seems strong early on but by the end of the tape Carlos is defeated and we end up with Carlos Menstealia.

To be continued...

[Turtleneck]

This thread is for my main man, Roc. Gonna try on a new schtick for awhile; the anarchist thing got boring, the shitlording has been very exciting but also quite adversarial... Let's bring psychedelics, martial arts, comedy, and every once in awhile the Kill What You Eat movement all into one thread. I'll probably be the only one posting in it but that's okay... this is for me, not you guys. Except for Roc. It's for Roc, too cause I already said that at the beginning.

First of all, Joe Rogan will kick your ass. He achieved his black belt in Taekwondo at age 15. Joe was the Tae Kwon Do state champ in Massachusetts for 4 straight years back in his younger days. Here's the handsome young Italian expressing himself...



In 1996 he began training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu under the legendary Carlson Gracie. He is a black belt in two schools of Jiu Jitsu (Eddie Bravo and Jean Jacques Machado), this is where the personality known as "Joe Rogan' began. I wouldn't call him a pussy to his face if I were you.

Joe Rogan is also accomplished in the entertainment industry as an original cast member on the sitcom NewsRadio.

But Joe's passion is comedy and has been performing professionally since 1989.

Here is Joe Rogan's inner Italian surfacing in some stereotypical ways



Easy Joe, it's only cable.

What Joe is most known for on the internet is his confrontation with Carlos Mencia which was taped where he accuses Carlos Mencia at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles of stealing jokes from other comics to propel his career. This ruined Carlos Mencia and spawned the mainstream auditing of other comedians who have been caught "joke stealing".

Observe


Carlos seems strong early on but by the end of the tape Carlos is defeated and we end up with Carlos Menstealia.

To be continued...

I forgot he was on that show. I guess he is a little OK now...but still largely a dumbass.

[DWags]

Does Joe kind of seem like a bit of a pussy? Or am I the only one getting that vibe?

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

He seems like a giant pussy, D wags.

[DWags]

I'm not saying Mencia doesn't steal shit, but Joe kind of grabs a bunch of comedians and ambushed him. Also, did you find it ironic he was on stage with Bellushi's college shirt on? Maybe I'm way over thinking this.

[xsanguine]

Does Joe kind of seem like a bit of a pussy? Or am I the only one getting that vibe?

Here's Joe Rogan teaching UFC Champion George St. Pierre the turning sick kick



Joe Rogan made most of his money from the popular reality tv show, Fear Factor. One contestant didn't like Joe Rogan's dressing down of the contestant's violent girlfriend... and promptly puts him in the Thai clinch when attacked...



#Equality

[xsanguine]

I'm not saying Mencia doesn't steal shit, but Joe kind of grabs a bunch of comedians and ambushed him. Also, did you find it ironic he was on stage with Bellushi's college shirt on? Maybe I'm way over thinking this.

Isn't that what you do to a thief?

[DWags]

Yeah he seems like a pussy. Do you get that vibe?

[DWags]

I'm not saying Mencia doesn't steal shit, but Joe kind of grabs a bunch of comedians and ambushed him. Also, did you find it ironic he was on stage with Bellushi's college shirt on? Maybe I'm way over thinking this.

Isn't that what you do to a thief?

Don't know.

[xsanguine]

There was a build up to that moment. It was circulating for several years throughout the comedy world that if you performed when Mencia was in attendance the jokes you worked on and crafted and honed in would be forever taken and put into a "Mind of Mencia" bit... Here's Menstealia using Bill Cosby for...."inspiration"...

[xsanguine]

Yeah he seems like a pussy. Do you get that vibe?

He is pretty effeminate.

[xsanguine]

I figured you Italians stuck together.... or is it one of those Northern and Southern things? I feel ya dawg/dwags.... we Irish are the same way...

[xsanguine]

Joe Rogan isn't just a pretty face, gentlemen. He is also a known psychonaut.

Joe Rogan hosts DMT: The Spirit Molecule



When you've done as well as Joe Rogan, you can spend a few thousand to put in a sensory deprivation float tank in your basement...

[xsanguine]

This thread is for my main man, Roc. Gonna try on a new schtick for awhile; the anarchist thing got boring, the shitlording has been very exciting but also quite adversarial... Let's bring psychedelics, martial arts, comedy, and every once in awhile the Kill What You Eat movement all into one thread. I'll probably be the only one posting in it but that's okay... this is for me, not you guys. Except for Roc. It's for Roc, too cause I already said that at the beginning.

First of all, Joe Rogan will kick your ass. He achieved his black belt in Taekwondo at age 15. Joe was the Tae Kwon Do state champ in Massachusetts for 4 straight years back in his younger days. Here's the handsome young Italian expressing himself...



In 1996 he began training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu under the legendary Carlson Gracie. He is a black belt in two schools of Jiu Jitsu (Eddie Bravo and Jean Jacques Machado), this is where the personality known as "Joe Rogan' began. I wouldn't call him a pussy to his face if I were you.

Joe Rogan is also accomplished in the entertainment industry as an original cast member on the sitcom NewsRadio.

But Joe's passion is comedy and has been performing professionally since 1989.

Here is Joe Rogan's inner Italian surfacing in some stereotypical ways



Easy Joe, it's only cable.

What Joe is most known for on the internet is his confrontation with Carlos Mencia which was taped where he accuses Carlos Mencia at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles of stealing jokes from other comics to propel his career. This ruined Carlos Mencia and spawned the mainstream auditing of other comedians who have been caught "joke stealing".

Observe


Carlos seems strong early on but by the end of the tape Carlos is defeated and we end up with Carlos Menstealia.

To be continued...

I forgot he was on that show. I guess he is a little OK now...but still largely a dumbass.

I didn't even see Turtleneck participating, how rude it must seem of me to not acknowledge your omnipotent aura. How are you? Feel free to elaborate... keep in mind, most of us are just curious creatures that like to absorb as much information as possible and learn from the upper tier of extremely smart individuals, like yourself. We are mere students in your presence and can only hope to achieve 1/10th of the intellectual firepower you have. But we still strive to reach that milestone.

You may like these ones. Back in Joe's shitlording days he got into a confrontation with feminist musician Lydia Lunch. This may get uncomfortable...



Here's Joe Rogan pissing off a Michigander for blowing her off by looking at his phone when she was talking to him.



I'm starting to hate this misogynist. self-important pos.

Jenna Jameson has proclaimed Joe Rogan has "game".
Let's hear Joe Rogan's talk about his cunnilingus "game" in a discussion with Jenna Jameson.

[xsanguine]

Joe Rogan hates purists

[Turtleneck]

Sorry if I hurt your feelings.

[xsanguine]

We will get through this, TN. I forgive you.

I'm sorry, too. I'm willing to heal if you are...

[Death Roe]

Joe Rogan did a great thing by calling out Mencia, and effectively ruining his career. Dude deserved it.

Another thing that didn't help Mencia was South Park destroying him on their "Fishsticks" episode.

[xsanguine]

I agree, Death Roe. Joe Rogan is a man of the people, for the people.

South Park did an incredible thing by driving the final nails in that coffin.

#TeamWork



Ana Kasparian and I wouldn't agree on politics but goddamn is she gorgeous...

[Rocinante]

Just suck his cawk already.

[xsanguine]

Just suck his cawk already.

He has enough stalkers trying to sneak a peak at his junk, Roc...

[DWags]

Still think he'd be horrible to have a beer with. He kind of seems manic.

[DWags]

And kind of pussyish.

[xsanguine]

You have to be confident to hang out with Joe Rogan. He can smell insecurity from a mile away.

[xsanguine]

Here's Joe Rogan hunting with the very funny, Mr. Bryan Callen...

[DWags]

I'm confident I can ignore him and his screaming.

[xsanguine]

I dunno, dwags... You can't even seem to ignore a thread about a guy you don't like....=D

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

Would you fuck Joe Rogan, xsan?

[xsanguine]

Only if he buys me dinner first.

Actually, that happened but I wasn't offered any fuckage.

[DWags]

I dunno, dwags... You can't even seem to ignore a thread about a guy you don't like....=D

But I like you. If you were talking to a friend about something you don't like would you just not answer him?

[xsanguine]

I dunno, dwags... You can't even seem to ignore a thread about a guy you don't like....=D

But I like you. If you were talking to a friend about something you don't like would you just not answer him?

Oh, well... now I'm disarmed. I figured you were just trying to get at me using Mr. Joe Rogan as a conduit.

[DWags]

But I like you. If you were talking to a friend about something you don't like would you just not answer him?

Oh, well... now I'm disarmed. I figured you were just trying to get at me using Mr. Joe Rogan as a conduit.

If it makes a difference I also can't stand Jim Cary and Don Rickles.

[Cym Jim]

Seems like a cross between Adam Carolla and Alex Jones. I.e. a dumbass.

[xsanguine]

Says the guy who says certain speech should be regulated.

[Cym Jim]

Absolutely. As do the US courts. I'm sure you believe it too. We probably just draw lines in very slightly different places. You're welcome to keep being all silly and dramatic about it though. That's what Joe would do after all!

[xsanguine]

Sorry, Jim. I don't believe in using violence against speech. That's just reality.

Enjoy your stay, friend.

[Cym Jim]

You believe "certain speech should be regulated", surely?

[xsanguine]

Give me an example of what kind of speech you're talking about and I'll let you know, Jim.

[Cym Jim]

I'm sure you can think of something by yourself.

[xsanguine]

That's what I thought.

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