Banging coworkers

Yay or nay?

Do not do it.

Not the best idea otpt

As a wise man once said - "Don't shit where you eat"

What's the worst that could happen? Really?

Clarett's Folly wrote:What's the worst that could happen? Really?

This is what I'm thinking. I don't have some big boy position, we are both pretty much lackeys. We are pretty much a few feet away from each other all day at work. It's going to happen unless I fuck it up before then. I don't know guys - seems like a trap at the same time.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Clarett's Folly wrote:What's the worst that could happen? Really?

This is what I'm thinking. I don't have some big boy position, we are both pretty much lackeys. We are pretty much a few feet away from each other all day at work. It's going to happen unless I fuck it up before then. I don't know guys - seems like a trap at the same time.

So, not only a coworker, but someone you spend 40+ hours a week a few feet from?

That's an even worse idea otpt.

Do it. For sure.

Have her sign some kind of consensual agreement/contract though.

Who fuckin cares, go for it. You'll be at that job for a year or two max.

LooseGoose wrote:As a wise man once said - "Don't shit where you eat"

Unless, of course, you enjoy eating shit.

Leave a breadcrumb trail of debauchery in your wake, OTPT. Become a pariah in your place of work, reach for it even. Like WBH said... You'll get out of there soon enough.

Make sure to keep a pair of their panties as a souvenir that you can mail to her husband after she gets married in 4 or 5 years with some disrespectful comments or even a pic of you two at the bar or something. That's always gets a heh.

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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Who fuckin cares, go for it. You'll be at that job for a year or two max.

This

Do it

Do it. Then take her to a wedding via the nearest BW3 and tear up the dance floor.

Never dip your pen in the company ink

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Clarett's Folly wrote:What's the worst that could happen? Really?

This is what I'm thinking. I don't have some big boy position, we are both pretty much lackeys. We are pretty much a few feet away from each other all day at work. It's going to happen unless I fuck it up before then. I don't know guys - seems like a trap at the same time.

You will. I doubt she thinks Harden is better than Jordan.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Clarett's Folly wrote:What's the worst that could happen? Really?

This is what I'm thinking. I don't have some big boy position, we are both pretty much lackeys. We are pretty much a few feet away from each other all day at work. It's going to happen unless I fuck it up before then. I don't know guys - seems like a trap at the same time.

you sound like you are taking your career very seriously.

AMwood wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

This is what I'm thinking. I don't have some big boy position, we are both pretty much lackeys. We are pretty much a few feet away from each other all day at work. It's going to happen unless I fuck it up before then. I don't know guys - seems like a trap at the same time.

you sound like you are taking your career very seriously.

Taking a career seriously sounds like a schmuck move.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

AMwood wrote:

you sound like you are taking your career very seriously.

Taking a career seriously sounds like a schmuck move.

Debating whether you should bang a chick (instead of just banging) is a schmuck move.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Clarett's Folly wrote:What's the worst that could happen? Really?

This is what I'm thinking. I don't have some big boy position, we are both pretty much lackeys. We are pretty much a few feet away from each other all day at work. It's going to happen unless I fuck it up before then. I don't know guys - seems like a trap at the same time.

You're practically married now, anyway. Time to reap the benefits.

Hey, otpt, would you just like us to say that it's okay and not a mistake so that when you inevitably do it you won't feel like such an idiot when you realize it was a bad idea?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Clarett's Folly wrote:What's the worst that could happen? Really?

This is what I'm thinking. I don't have some big boy position, we are both pretty much lackeys. We are pretty much a few feet away from each other all day at work. It's going to happen unless I fuck it up before then. I don't know guys - seems like a trap at the same time.

It's not the banging that's the problem. It's not even potentially having a relationship that's the problem. The problem is when it ends. At that point, an extremely awkward situation is the BEST case scenario that you can hope for with any amount of likelihood.

MiamiSpartan wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

This is what I'm thinking. I don't have some big boy position, we are both pretty much lackeys. We are pretty much a few feet away from each other all day at work. It's going to happen unless I fuck it up before then. I don't know guys - seems like a trap at the same time.

It's not the banging that's the problem. It's not even potentially having a relationship that's the problem. The problem is when it ends. At that point, an extremely awkward situation is the BEST case scenario that you can hope for with any amount of likelihood.

'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

NigelUno wrote:

MiamiSpartan wrote:
It's not the banging that's the problem. It's not even potentially having a relationship that's the problem. The problem is when it ends. At that point, an extremely awkward situation is the BEST case scenario that you can hope for with any amount of likelihood.

'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

Try not to weep....

Are you a fucking adult?


Do what you want.

It's like pulling permits when you just want to put a deck on your house. Don't ask others for permission to fornicate, OTPT.

And hi Travis and Bob and lads.

Rocinante wrote:Are you a fucking adult?


Do what you want.

It's conversation, asshole. It's called contributing to the swill. Try it some time fuckstick

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Are you a fucking adult?


Do what you want.

It's conversation, asshole. It's called contributing to the swill. Try it some time fuckstick

Did you bang her yet?

NigelUno wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

It's conversation, asshole. It's called contributing to the swill. Try it some time fuckstick

Did you bang her yet?

It's not even lunch. I could snap a pic ?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

NigelUno wrote:

Did you bang her yet?

It's not even lunch. I could snap a pic ?

Probably not a good idea to broadcast a pic of her on here. I am supportive of your efforts...send the pic to me and I'll help with your decision.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

NigelUno wrote:

Did you bang her yet?

It's not even lunch. I could snap a pic ?

Is she a screamer?

What about your future wife you met? Is this her or did you strike out?

Bang 'em both, OTPT. Take no prisoners

It sounds like your job sucks so you really have nothing to lose, go for it.

If you do, make sure you never take her seriously in meetings afterwards and give her that sly "you know who your daddy is" look in front of all your coworkers in order to establish dominance.

AnomanderRake wrote:It sounds like your job sucks so you really have nothing to lose, go for it.

My job is fucking great, man. Don't have to think about it outside of work and everyone drinks here.