Re: Banging coworkers

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 11 May 2016 - 0:04

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can you just admit now that this thread is for self validation to do something that you know isn't a good idea? Thx.

I put it off for a night.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 11 May 2016 - 0:05

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can you just admit now that this thread is for self validation to do something that you know isn't a good idea? Thx.

I put it off for a night.

But not cause of you guys. Going to slow play it anyway.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 11 May 2016 - 0:05

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I put it off for a night.

But not cause of you guys. Going to slow play it anyway.

If that's possible. Probably not.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 11 May 2016 - 0:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can you just admit now that this thread is for self validation to do something that you know isn't a good idea? Thx.

But it's still just for self validation. Just to say "hey! It wasn't the worst idea in the world just like all of my real life friends told me!"

Also sad that I'm not your real life friend. :(

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed 11 May 2016 - 8:05

I want to hear about some bad decisions by Monday. Use the "I'm new in town and I sure could use someone to show me around town" angle. By the end of the night you should be showing her around your cock.

by Guest Wed 11 May 2016 - 8:14

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I want to hear about some bad decisions by Monday. Use the "I'm new in town and I sure could use someone to show me around town" angle. By the end of the night you should be showing her around your cock.

OTPT is a new age man, he just wants to snuggle and be held tight.

by **Blanch32** Wed 11 May 2016 - 9:00

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I want to hear about some bad decisions by Monday. Use the "I'm new in town and I sure could use someone to show me around town" angle. By the end of the night you should be showing her around your cock.

Don't do this. Be the man about town instead

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 11 May 2016 - 9:21

I have some more visitors this weekend so I will be out and about and ready to make some bad decisions by Thursday night. Friday and Monday off!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 11 May 2016 - 9:26

Make sure you take him out for ice cream after. I've heard gay dudes love that ice cream, especially after fucking their coworkers.

Who am I to tell you that though? I'm sorry. this post was stupid. Kind of ridiculous for me to advise you of all people on what gay dudes like. I'll just stop typing now

by **Nordic** Wed 11 May 2016 - 14:04

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I put it off for a night.

But not cause of you guys. Going to slow play it anyway.

That is a horrible idea. Slow playing = highway to the girlfriend zone. A quick fuck (or three) and both parties know that this isn't heading toward a relationship.

by **Turtleneck** Wed 11 May 2016 - 15:44

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I have some more visitors this weekend so I will be out and about and ready to make some bad decisions by Thursday night. Friday and Monday off!

We get it. You have finally had an interaction with a girl that did not result in you scaring her off after dressing up as your favorite Power Ranger. It's about time.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed 11 May 2016 - 16:13

Blanch32 wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I want to hear about some bad decisions by Monday. Use the "I'm new in town and I sure could use someone to show me around town" angle. By the end of the night you should be showing her around your cock.

Don't do this. Be the man about town instead

Worked for me when I first moved to Indianapolis. Or, you can listen to Drunky McDrunkface. Banging coworkers - Page 3 2599972566

by **Nordic** Wed 11 May 2016 - 16:19

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Drunky McDrunkface.

by **Blanch32** Wed 11 May 2016 - 16:24

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Don't do this. Be the man about town instead

Worked for me when I first moved to Indianapolis. Or, you can listen to Drunky McDrunkface.

I banged a chick after we beat OSU in the big ten championship after meeting her at tin roof. How long did it take you to get a taste when you first got to town?

by **NigelUno** Wed 11 May 2016 - 16:28

You can always tell when Drunky McDrunkface is tilting by the dedication to spelling.

by **Turtleneck** Wed 11 May 2016 - 16:30

NigelUno wrote:

You can always tell when Drunky McDrunkface is tilting by the dedication to spelling.

Blanch has reached hardcore tilt.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed 11 May 2016 - 16:34

Blanch32 wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Worked for me when I first moved to Indianapolis. Or, you can listen to Drunky McDrunkface.

I banged a chick after we beat OSU in the big ten championship after meeting her at tin roof. How long did it take you to get a taste when you first got to town?

Jesus Christ, I don't remember. A couple of weeks? Is this some sort of competition now?

It wasn't some lame line I was using all the time. Just met a chick at a bar and we hit it off. I asked her to show me around town and she took me back to her place at the end of the "tour". No big deal dude. Just saying it works.

by **Nordic** Wed 11 May 2016 - 16:48

NigelUno wrote:

You can always tell when Drunky McDrunkface is tilting by the dedication to spelling.

Spelling... check
Caps Lock off... check
Punctuation... check

by **Tim Wakefield** Wed 11 May 2016 - 17:19

Nordic wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

You can always tell when Drunky McDrunkface is tilting by the dedication to spelling.

Spelling... check
Caps Lock off... check
Punctuation... check

Love when people misplay a hand and get pissed at their bad luck. Guilty of it myself sometimes, obviously. But man is it funny

by **The Pantry** Wed 11 May 2016 - 18:03

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Spelling... check
Caps Lock off... check
Punctuation... check

Love when people misplay a hand and get pissed at their bad luck. Guilty of it myself sometimes, obviously. But man is it funny

Tossing in the full house was incredibly dumb given his experience. Set him up for two more fails.

by **Rocinante** Wed 11 May 2016 - 18:28

The thing about hold em which nobody who plays will admit is that after you get to know the game a little, it really is all luck.

by **I.B. Fine** Wed 11 May 2016 - 18:44

I'm just wondering if "coworker" is a euphemism for your left hand, OTPT, or should I should I use your Reddit name, “touchingforscience".
http://adequateman.deadspin.com/there-s-a-lot-to-love-about-this-guy-s-intense-masturba-1776034004

by **Blanch32** Wed 11 May 2016 - 20:03

NigelUno wrote:

You can always tell when Drunky McDrunkface is tilting by the dedication to spelling.

Interesting theory....

by **Turtleneck** Wed 11 May 2016 - 20:15

He spelled theory correctly. I do not think tilt captures his level of anger.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu 12 May 2016 - 9:30

This is officially on like donkey kong. Here we go. Sorry Travis.

by **InTenSity** Thu 12 May 2016 - 9:31

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:This is officially on like donkey kong. Here we go. Sorry Travis.

Are you two going to try to hook up in the bathroom?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu 12 May 2016 - 9:31

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:This is officially on like donkey kong. Here we go. Sorry Travis.

Don't apologize.

That said I want you to think of me while you're doing it. Please, think about what I might look like in real life. Think about what I might smell like. Anything.

by **Code_Warrior** Thu 12 May 2016 - 21:01

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:This is officially on like donkey kong. Here we go. Sorry Travis.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Thu 12 May 2016 - 21:17

A thread that pays off. Get some OTPT

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu 12 May 2016 - 21:22

CORNER BLITZ wrote:A thread that pays off. Get some OTPT

Me this AM: "See ya in 2 hours!"

by **Nordic** Thu 12 May 2016 - 21:47

Turtleneck wrote:He spelled theory correctly. I do not think tilt captures his level of anger.

Something weird is going on. He has actually been forming coherent sentences the last two days.

by **InTenSity** Thu 12 May 2016 - 22:06

Nordic wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:He spelled theory correctly. I do not think tilt captures his level of anger.

Something weird is going on. He has actually been forming coherent sentences the last two days.

Maybe he found Swype, our it's too hard to uncorrect autocorrect.

by **NigelUno** Thu 12 May 2016 - 22:09

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:A thread that pays off. Get some OTPT

Me this AM: "See ya in 2 hours!"

That works every time.

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