ITT, we order a sandwich from Pylon

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Dude, come on. It's my opening day and you're ruining the experience for everyone else. If I give you the uneaten pickle spears that comes with the sandwiches will you shut up?

Did you cuddle with the pickles last night with smooth jazz playing in the background?

Rocinante wrote:Turtleneck wants to know if he can get a cup of soup instead of the chips.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Did you cuddle with the pickles last night with smooth jazz playing in the background?

Sure.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Sure.

You're lying. I can't taste the smooth jazz. Fuck. It's one thing to not know how to properly make pickles, it's another to lie about it. Worst pickles ever.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

You're lying. I can't taste the smooth jazz. Fuck. It's one thing to not know how to properly make pickles, it's another to lie about it. Worst pickles ever.

Why don't you Yelp about it, whackadoo?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Minus well order a wrap while you're at it. This whole country is going to hell in a hambasket.

if I'm going to hell, I'm takin' a limo, dude.

and I'm gonna eat something fancy.. like Jersey Giant.. I'm havin' a #10 made by a guy wearing a hat backwards.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Turtleneck wants to know if he can get a cup of soup instead of the chips.

We have cheddar & broccoli and minestrone. Which one does he want?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Why don't you Yelp about it, whackadoo?

I already did you fuck stick. It said "this restaurant bad. Pickles bad. Sandwich bad. No passion. No bread love. Owner no love bread eighth way. Smooth jazz is great. Pylon is mean to smooth jazz."

Rocinante wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

We have cheddar & broccoli and minestrone. Which one does he want?

He's waiting in the car.  I'll go ahead and make an executive decision: C and B.  If he doesn't like it, he can go without.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I already did you fuck stick. It said "this restaurant bad. Pickles bad. Sandwich bad. No passion. No bread love. Owner no love bread eighth way. Smooth jazz is great. Pylon is mean to smooth jazz."

Why are you still here? You're never getting a sandwich. Go buy a watermelon at the farmers market and start fucking that instead.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Why are you still here? You're never getting a sandwich. Go buy a watermelon at the farmers market and start fucking that instead.

Id rather eat literal shit then eat anyone your artistically deprived food products.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Id rather eat literal shit then eat anyone your artistically deprived food products.

That can be arraigned just for you.

Also, nice grammar jackwagon.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

That can be arraigned just for you.

Also, nice grammar jackwagon.

Kinda busy here shit face. But, I don't see any orders coming in. Maybe if you'd start singing to your bread you'd be more successful instead of being a taint lord.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Kinda busy here shit face. But, I don't see any orders coming in. Maybe if you'd start singing to your bread you'd be more successful instead of being a taint lord.

It's called a lunch rush you knobjob. That's where sandwich shops make their money. Jesus H. Christ you are a dum dum.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

It's called a lunch rush you knobjob. That's where sandwich shops make their money. Jesus H. Christ you are a dum dum.

SING TO BREAD YOU FOOL AND ALSO START CARRYING SOME BUFFALO SEMEN YOU CAN FREEZE IT AND YOU DONT NEED MUCH SO ITS NBD

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Rocinante wrote:

He's waiting in the car.  I'll go ahead and make an executive decision: C and B.  If he doesn't like it, he can go without.

Any oyster crackers?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Turtleneck wants to know if he can get a cup of soup instead of the chips.

We have cheddar & broccoli and minestrone. Which one does he want?

Turtleneck wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

We have cheddar & broccoli and minestrone. Which one does he want?

Dairy is rape

The Pantry wrote:I'll take an Italian with prosciutto, Genoa salami, hot capicola, provolone, and arugula. Light on the mayo with a splash of vinegar and olive oil.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can I have a club sandwich? However you want to put it together. I trust your esteemed sandwich knowledge!!!

-Tyler of the Cosmos

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can I have a club sandwich? However you want to put it together. I trust your esteemed sandwich knowledge!!!

-Tyler of the Cosmos

The Pantry wrote:I'll take an Italian with prosciutto, Genoa salami, hot capicola, provolone, and arugula. Light on the mayo with a splash of vinegar and olive oil.

SpartanInNH wrote:

The Pantry wrote:I'll take an Italian with prosciutto, Genoa salami, hot capicola, provolone, and arugula. Light on the mayo with a splash of vinegar and olive oil.

Damn, I was coming with something else, but THIS.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Why are you still here? You're never getting a sandwich. Go buy a watermelon at the farmers market and start fucking that instead.

Id rather eat literal shit then eat anyone your artistically deprived food products.

DWags wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Id rather eat literal shit then eat anyone your artistically deprived food products.

I had bear once.  It tasted like shit. My friends asked how would I know.  I'm telling you, it tasted like shit smells.  I swallowed it. I was being polite. Never eating bear again.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Turkey, Ham, Bacon, Avocado, Jalapeno, chipotle/spicy mayo on sourdough toasted a tad. Boom. Fuck I'm starving.