ITT, we order a sandwich from Pylon

I'll take a Italian Club. Lettuce is fine, Iceberg if you have it. No fucking mayo. I'd like some tomatoes, yellow peppers, light onions, throw some sliced Avocado on there. Pita bread. If you have like a pineapple, could you slice it up and put it on the side. I'll just have water with mine. Thx.

Hi pylon,

I'd like bologna. No mayo cheese lettuce or condiments. Just Bologna. Extra Bologna. Lots. Also, I want you to touch the bread pieces to your face as you make it. Sensually. I want you to get to know the bread on levels that you typically would not associate with bread.

DWags wrote:I'll take a Italian Club. Lettuce is fine, Iceberg if you have it. No fucking mayo. I'd like some tomatoes, yellow peppers, light onions, throw some sliced Avocado on there. Pita bread. If you have like a pineapple, could you slice it up and put it on the side. I'll just have water with mine. Thx.

An Italian with avocado and pineapple?

Turkey with bread only. No toppings. If there are any toppings it will be re-made properly.

Since there are no Michigan tomatoes yet, I'll go with a Reuben. None of this newfangled fancy schmancy shit, just a regular old style Reuben.

DWags wrote:I'll take a Italian Club.   Lettuce is fine, Iceberg if you have it.  No fucking mayo.   I'd like some tomatoes, yellow peppers, light onions, throw some sliced Avocado on there.   Pita bread.    If you have like a pineapple, could you slice it up and put it on the side.   I'll just have water with mine.  Thx.

If you're ordering a sammich from me it comes with fucking mayo. NEXT!

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hi pylon,

I'd like bologna. No mayo cheese lettuce or condiments. Just Bologna. Extra Bologna. Lots. Also, I want you to touch the bread pieces to your face as you make it. Sensually. I want you to get to know the bread on levels that you typically would not associate with bread.

You're a fucking weirdo. Have a Reuben. NEXT!

The_Dude wrote:

DWags wrote:I'll take a Italian Club.   Lettuce is fine, Iceberg if you have it.  No fucking mayo.   I'd like some tomatoes, yellow peppers, light onions, throw some sliced Avocado on there.   Pita bread.    If you have like a pineapple, could you slice it up and put it on the side.   I'll just have water with mine.  Thx.

An Italian with avocado and pineapple?    

I'm not serving you because you suck. NEXT!

Death Roe wrote:Turkey with bread only. No toppings. If there are any toppings it will be re-made properly.

Bland, but whatever. NEXT!

LooseGoose wrote:Since there are no Michigan tomatoes yet, I'll go with a Reuben.   None of this newfangled fancy schmancy shit, just a regular old style Reuben.

Steal Travis's. NEXT!

The_Dude wrote:

DWags wrote:I'll take a Italian Club. Lettuce is fine, Iceberg if you have it. No fucking mayo. I'd like some tomatoes, yellow peppers, light onions, throw some sliced Avocado on there. Pita bread. If you have like a pineapple, could you slice it up and put it on the side. I'll just have water with mine. Thx.

An Italian with avocado and pineapple?

His life is ruined.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

The_Dude wrote:

An Italian with avocado and pineapple?    

I'm not serving you because you suck. NEXT!

In that case, I'll have roast beef with dijon, romaine, tomatoes, and swiss.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hi pylon,

I'd like bologna. No mayo cheese lettuce or condiments. Just Bologna. Extra Bologna. Lots. Also, I want you to touch the bread pieces to your face as you make it. Sensually. I want you to get to know the bread on levels that you typically would not associate with bread.

You're a fucking weirdo. Have a Reuben. NEXT!

I'll accept a Reuben but only if you whisper a sonnet at the bread while you make it.

The_Dude wrote:

DWags wrote:I'll take a Italian Club. Lettuce is fine, Iceberg if you have it. No fucking mayo. I'd like some tomatoes, yellow peppers, light onions, throw some sliced Avocado on there. Pita bread. If you have like a pineapple, could you slice it up and put it on the side. I'll just have water with mine. Thx.

An Italian with avocado and pineapple?

You're a fuckin idiot

The_Douche needs a "Board Idiot" icon under his username.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

You're a fucking weirdo. Have a Reuben. NEXT!

I'll accept a Reuben but only if you whisper a sonnet at the bread while you make it.

Fine, but any more creepy posts like this and I'm putting you on the "Do Not Sandwich" list with Dude.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I'll accept a Reuben but only if you whisper a sonnet at the bread while you make it.

Fine, but any more creepy posts like this and I'm putting you on the "Do Not Sandwich" list with Dude.

Thank you :)

How do you feel about a hotdog and bun being called a sandwich?

Turkey and provolone in a tomato wrap, toasted. Romaine lettuce, pickle, fries, buffalo sauce, and a bit of ranch. Thanks pylon!

This has started to look like the replies in a blanch thread.

InTenSity wrote:How do you feel about a hotdog and bun being called a sandwich?

That is not a sandwich. GTFO! NEXT!

Tim Wakefield wrote:Turkey and provolone in a tomato wrap, toasted. Romaine lettuce, pickle, fries, buffalo sauce, and a bit of ranch. Thanks pylon!

Hit the treadmill hard after this one. NEXT!

DWags wrote:

The_Dude wrote:

An Italian with avocado and pineapple?

You're a fuckin idiot

Im not the one ordering an Italian with two different kinds of fruit

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Tim Wakefield wrote:Turkey and provolone in a tomato wrap, toasted. Romaine lettuce, pickle, fries, buffalo sauce, and a bit of ranch. Thanks pylon!

Hit the treadmill hard after this one. NEXT!

I cannot believe you served him. Wake didn't order a sandwich, he ordered a wrap. It's right there! You're fucking losing it, man.

Tim Wakefield wrote:Turkey and provolone in a tomato wrap, toasted. Romaine lettuce, pickle, fries, buffalo sauce, and a bit of ranch. Thanks pylon!

That's not a sandwich. Wraps are not sandwiches. Wraps are wraps. You don't order a wrap sandwich, you order a wrap, and while I have no idea why it's happening, I do know this thread is for ordering sandwiches, not fucking wraps.

tGreenWay wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Hit the treadmill hard after this one. NEXT!

I cannot believe you served him. Wake didn't order a sandwich, he ordered a wrap. It's right there!  You're fucking losing it, man.  

Wraps are a subset of sandwiches. Hot dogs are hot dogs. Completely different food group.

I already ate.

Can I get a voucher for a future sandwich?

Do you have any buffalo semen as a potential condiment or no? Asking for a friend.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I already ate.

Can I get a voucher for a future sandwich?

No handouts! This ain't no librul sandwich joint. NEXT!

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Do you have any buffalo semen as a potential condiment or no? Asking for a friend.

That's it!

DO NOT SERVE LIST
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The Dude
Travis

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I already ate.

Can I get a voucher for a future sandwich?

Minus well order a wrap while you're at it. This whole country is going to hell in a hambasket.

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I already ate.

Can I get a voucher for a future sandwich?

Minus well order a wrap while you're at it. This whole country is going to hell in a hambasket.

if I'm going to hell, I'm takin' a limo, dude.

and I'm gonna eat something fancy.. like Jersey Giant.. I'm havin' a #10 made by a guy wearing a hat backwards.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I already ate.

Can I get a voucher for a future sandwich?

No handouts! This ain't no librul sandwich joint. NEXT!

Ham and Swiss on thick sliced homemade Italian bread with baby lettuces of alternating colors and thin sliced green peppers. I would like it toasted prior to the addition of the greens, just enough to get the cheese to begin melting. Please put fresh ground pepper and a light vinegar-based dressing on it (I trust your judgement, friend).

Thanks Pylon.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Do you have any buffalo semen as a potential condiment or no? Asking for a friend.

That's it!

DO NOT SERVE LIST
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The Dude
Travis

I didn't order it. What, I can't ask questions?

Rocinante wrote:Ham and Swiss on thick sliced homemade Italian bread with baby lettuces of alternating colors and thin sliced green peppers.  I would like it toasted prior to the addition of the greens, just enough to get the cheese to begin melting. Please put fresh ground pepper and a light vinegar-based dressing on it (I trust your judgement, friend).  

Thanks Pylon.

We don't make our own bread sorry. I can handle the rest though. That'll be a $5 extra surcharge for all the extras. NEXT!

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

That's it!

DO NOT SERVE LIST
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The Dude
Travis

I didn't order it. What, I can't ask questions?

The 1st amendment doesn't protect you from lack of sandwich service.

Now, fuck off and quit holding up the line.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I didn't order it. What, I can't ask questions?

The 1st amendment doesn't protect you from lack of sandwich service.

Now, fuck off and quit holding up the line.

Your sandwiches are shitty. Fuck you. You don't have the correct natural passion for sandwich making. You don't understand the love for bread the way I do. You're a piece of shit that no one will ever love.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

The 1st amendment doesn't protect you from lack of sandwich service.

Now, fuck off and quit holding up the line.

Your sandwiches are shitty. Fuck you. You don't have the correct natural passion for sandwich making. You don't understand the love for bread the way I do. You're a piece of shit that no one will ever love.

Dude, come on. It's my opening day and you're ruining the experience for everyone else. If I give you the uneaten pickle spears that comes with the sandwiches will you shut up?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Your sandwiches are shitty. Fuck you. You don't have the correct natural passion for sandwich making. You don't understand the love for bread the way I do. You're a piece of shit that no one will ever love.

Dude, come on. It's my opening day and you're ruining the experience for everyone else. If I give you the uneaten pickle spears that comes with the sandwiches will you shut up?

Did you cuddle with the pickles last night with smooth jazz playing in the background?