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by **Death Roe** 4/14/2017, 12:22 pm

Star Wars movies (and Jurassic Park ones) deserve their own thread.

Here's a poster and trailer. Looks fucking awesome!

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by **Rocinante** 4/14/2017, 12:38 pm

Rogue One was good. A New Hope , er The Force Awakens was mediocre.

I will see this, but if it's a rehash of fucking Empire. I swear I'm done.

by **Cameron** 4/14/2017, 12:47 pm

by **Cameron** 4/14/2017, 12:47 pm

Rocinante wrote:Rogue One was good. A New Hope , er The Force Awakens was mediocre.

I will see this, but if it's a rehash of fucking Empire. I swear I'm done.

Kylo Ren is Rey's father?

by **Rocinante** 4/14/2017, 12:50 pm

Cameron wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Rogue One was good. A New Hope , er The Force Awakens was mediocre.

I will see this, but if it's a rehash of fucking Empire. I swear I'm done.

Kylo Ren is Rey's father?

Details... They're probably fucking twins or some shit.

by **Cameron** 4/14/2017, 1:01 pm

I think there's a good chance that we'll be finding out who Rey's father is, whoever that ends up being. So there's a possibility of a fanservice line being in there that would make you roll your eyes so hard you pass out.

by **InTenSity** 4/14/2017, 1:37 pm

Cameron wrote:I think there's a good chance that we'll be finding out who Rey's father is, whoever that ends up being. So there's a possibility of a fanservice line being in there that would make you roll your eyes so hard you pass out.

There is really only 2 ways to go with it. She's either the daughter of someone already known and powerful, or she isn't. I'm not sure which way is better. It would be great if she became the daughter of Yoda.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 4/14/2017, 1:39 pm

InTenSity wrote:
Cameron wrote:I think there's a good chance that we'll be finding out who Rey's father is, whoever that ends up being. So there's a possibility of a fanservice line being in there that would make you roll your eyes so hard you pass out.
There is really only 2 ways to go with it. She's either the daughter of someone already known and powerful, or she isn't. I'm not sure which way is better. It would be great if she became the daughter of Yoda.

Fuck Yoda. Yoda fucking sucks. If she is yodas daughter then she's probably a drooling incompetent idiot like her dad.

by **InTenSity** 4/14/2017, 1:43 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
There is really only 2 ways to go with it. She's either the daughter of someone already known and powerful, or she isn't. I'm not sure which way is better. It would be great if she became the daughter of Yoda.
Fuck Yoda. Yoda fucking sucks. If she is yodas daughter then she's probably a drooling incompetent idiot like her dad.

I've noticed some hostility lately Travis. Think of pink elephants.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 4/14/2017, 1:46 pm

InTenSity wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Fuck Yoda. Yoda fucking sucks. If she is yodas daughter then she's probably a drooling incompetent idiot like her dad.
I've noticed some hostility lately Travis. Think of pink elephants.

I just really really hate yoda. He's literally the worst.

by **InTenSity** 4/14/2017, 1:49 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
I've noticed some hostility lately Travis. Think of pink elephants.
I just really really hate yoda. He's literally the worst.

I'm sorry you feel that way Travis.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 4/14/2017, 1:51 pm

InTenSity wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
I just really really hate yoda. He's literally the worst.
I'm sorry you feel that way Travis.

You don't need to apologize. It's not your fault he fucking sucks.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 4/14/2017, 1:54 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
I've noticed some hostility lately Travis. Think of pink elephants.
I just really really hate yoda. He's literally the worst.

by **MiamiSpartan** 4/14/2017, 4:40 pm

Rocinante wrote:Rogue One was good. A New Hope , er The Force Awakens was mediocre.

I will see this, but if it's a rehash of fucking Empire. I swear I'm done.

I really hope there's a big snow battle, and that Poe gets frozen in carbonite, just to annoy the people that get way to pissy about that kind of thing.

It already looks like it's going to have significant jedi training, so there's that.

by **MiamiSpartan** 4/14/2017, 4:46 pm

Rocinante wrote:
Cameron wrote:

Kylo Ren is Rey's father?

Details... They're probably fucking twins or some shit.

And Han and Leia just forgot that she squirted out another kid, sent her away to fend for herself, while raising the asshole instead?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 4/14/2017, 5:01 pm

I got home from worked, poured a glass of bourbon, and now you get to sit there and listen to me tell you why yoda sucks.

1) one fucking job. One. Make sure the bad guys don't take over. Been this way for a thousand years or whatever and you just had to not make a comedy of errors. Good work asshole.
2) related- it was that guy right down the street. He was there the whole time. It never occurred to fuckwit yoda to maybe do a background check on that guy or anything.
3) "this kid is gonna bring balance to the force." You're winning right now guy. It never occurred to you that maybe that's not a good thing for you? Okay, in moron yodas defense at least he originally was against training him but then when other people are like oh I'm gonna do it anyway yoda was all okay fine.
4) you wait around in a swamp for years because you fucked up so bad, and now like the only chance for you to make it right walks up to your doorstep and you're like "nah. He's old." Come the fuck on idiot.

Okay I'm done. Fuck yoda.

by **InTenSity** 4/14/2017, 5:21 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I got home from worked, poured a glass of bourbon, and now you get to sit there and listen to me tell you why yoda sucks.

1) one fucking job. One. Make sure the bad guys don't take over. Been this way for a thousand years or whatever and you just had to not make a comedy of errors. Good work asshole.
2) related- it was that guy right down the street. He was there the whole time. It never occurred to fuckwit yoda to maybe do a background check on that guy or anything.
3) "this kid is gonna bring balance to the force." You're winning right now guy. It never occurred to you that maybe that's not a good thing for you? Okay, in moron yodas defense at least he originally was against training him but then when other people are like oh I'm gonna do it anyway yoda was all okay fine.
4) you wait around in a swamp for years because you fucked up so bad, and now like the only chance for you to make it right walks up to your doorstep and you're like "nah. He's old." Come the fuck on idiot.

Okay I'm done. Fuck yoda.

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by **Floyd Robertson** 4/14/2017, 5:49 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
There is really only 2 ways to go with it. She's either the daughter of someone already known and powerful, or she isn't. I'm not sure which way is better. It would be great if she became the daughter of Yoda.
Fuck Yoda. Yoda fucking sucks. If she is yodas daughter then she's probably a drooling incompetent idiot like her dad.

Could be worse. She could be the spawn of that blathering beast-child Jar Jar.

by **pulling69** 4/14/2017, 7:38 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Fuck Yoda. Yoda fucking sucks. If she is yodas daughter then she's probably a drooling incompetent idiot like her dad.

Could be worse. She could be the spawn of that blathering beast-child Jar Jar.

Jar-Jar is Snoke

by **tGreenWay** 4/14/2017, 7:54 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
I've noticed some hostility lately Travis. Think of pink elephants.
I just really really hate yoda. He's literally the worst.

Who else in movies and real life do you hate, Travis?

by CheesySpartan 4/15/2017, 9:13 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I got home from worked, poured a glass of bourbon, and now you get to sit there and listen to me tell you why yoda sucks.

1) one fucking job. One. Make sure the bad guys don't take over. Been this way for a thousand years or whatever and you just had to not make a comedy of errors. Good work asshole.
2) related- it was that guy right down the street. He was there the whole time. It never occurred to fuckwit yoda to maybe do a background check on that guy or anything.
3) "this kid is gonna bring balance to the force." You're winning right now guy. It never occurred to you that maybe that's not a good thing for you? Okay, in moron yodas defense at least he originally was against training him but then when other people are like oh I'm gonna do it anyway yoda was all okay fine.
4) you wait around in a swamp for years because you fucked up so bad, and now like the only chance for you to make it right walks up to your doorstep and you're like "nah. He's old." Come the fuck on idiot.

Okay I'm done. Fuck yoda.

The hate is strong in this one.

by **Death Roe** 9/12/2017, 10:37 am

The director of Episode IX, Colin Trevorrow (Jurassic World, Safety Not Guaranteed), was booted from the movie last week.

JJ Abrams, who directed The Force Awakens, is returning to helm Episode IX instead.

by **Frank Ricard** 9/12/2017, 11:09 am

Am I the only one that used going to these fucking Star Wars movies as a method to get laid? It was an easy way for the woman to say yes to go because EVERYONE wants to go see it and once I got them 1-1 my odds of succeeding getting my way went way up. Never gave a goddamn about the movie.

A bunch of fucking nerds dressing up as robots - jesus people get a grip.

by **Death Roe** 9/12/2017, 11:12 am

Frank Ricard wrote:Am I the only one that used going to these fucking Star Wars movies as a method to get laid? It was an easy way for the woman to say yes to go because EVERYONE wants to go see it and once I got them 1-1 my odds of succeeding getting my way went way up. Never gave a goddamn about the movie.

A bunch of fucking nerds dressing up as robots - jesus people get a grip.

I think OTPT is masturbating to this post right now.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 9/12/2017, 11:27 am

Death Roe wrote:
Frank Ricard wrote:Am I the only one that used going to these fucking Star Wars movies as a method to get laid? It was an easy way for the woman to say yes to go because EVERYONE wants to go see it and once I got them 1-1 my odds of succeeding getting my way went way up. Never gave a goddamn about the movie.

A bunch of fucking nerds dressing up as robots - jesus people get a grip.

I think OTPT is masturbating to this post right now.

The movies blow but I have no issue with people dressing up as characters - they can do whatever they like. I disagree with their taste but Star Wars: The Last Jedi- There are spoilers now here because the spoiler tag thing is obnoxious 2599972566

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by **Death Roe** 9/12/2017, 11:28 am

Hey, I go to these movies opening night, but I don't dress up. Star Wars: The Last Jedi- There are spoilers now here because the spoiler tag thing is obnoxious 502811600

To each their own, I'm just joshin' you.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 9/12/2017, 11:33 am

I would appreciate some insight on why people like these movies. Is it the basic ass plot (blow up the big star weapon!!!) or 1 dimensional characters? Or the cliches that dominate every storyline?

I think people just eat this shit up because they are told to / have some nostalgia factor. They aren't quality films

by **Floyd Robertson** 9/12/2017, 11:42 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I would appreciate some insight on why people like these movies. Is it the basic ass plot (blow up the big star weapon!!!) or 1 dimensional characters? Or the cliches that dominate every storyline?

I think people just eat this shit up because they are told to / have some nostalgia factor. They aren't quality films

For every trilogy there's one good move, one crappy movie and one that's OK.

Having said that, Rogue One was the best thing since Empire.

by **Death Roe** 9/12/2017, 11:43 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I would appreciate some insight on why people like these movies. Is it the basic ass plot (blow up the big star weapon!!!) or 1 dimensional characters? Or the cliches that dominate every storyline?

I think people just eat this shit up because they are told to / have some nostalgia factor. They aren't quality films

For every trilogy there's one good move, one crappy movie and one that's OK.

Having said that, Rogue One was the best thing since Empire.

Very curious to see what could have been with the Lord and Miller version of the Han Solo movie.

I know they'll destroy any unused footage, but I would love to see what they shot, especially after hearing that their version of Han Solo was compared to Ace Ventura. Star Wars: The Last Jedi- There are spoilers now here because the spoiler tag thing is obnoxious 502811600

by **Death Roe** 10/8/2017, 8:51 am

Tickets are going on sale tomorrow night when ESPN airs the final trailer at halftime of Monday Night Football.

by **Cameron** 10/8/2017, 9:14 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I would appreciate some insight on why people like these movies. Is it the basic ass plot (blow up the big star weapon!!!) or 1 dimensional characters? Or the cliches that dominate every storyline?

I think people just eat this shit up because they are told to / have some nostalgia factor. They aren't quality films

If you can't recognize the universal appeal of Luke's hero's journey, you really have no place critically discussing movies of any sort. You can call any plot basic if you reduce it down to "defeat the enemy" as you did in that post. Try harder, you suck at this.

by **Death Roe** 10/8/2017, 9:30 am

Cameron wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I would appreciate some insight on why people like these movies. Is it the basic ass plot (blow up the big star weapon!!!) or 1 dimensional characters? Or the cliches that dominate every storyline?

I think people just eat this shit up because they are told to / have some nostalgia factor. They aren't quality films

If you can't recognize the universal appeal of Luke's hero's journey, you really have no place critically discussing movies of any sort. You can call any plot basic if you reduce it down to "defeat the enemy" as you did in that post. Try harder, you suck at this.

I also find the journey that Anakin took over 6 movies as really interesting, regardless of how shitty Episodes 1 and 2 were. From a miracle kid to Jedi master to Sith Lord, to saving his son when it mattered most.

They call the main movies the Skywalker Saga, so I wonder how this wraps up after Episode IX.

by **MiamiSpartan** 10/8/2017, 10:05 am

Death Roe wrote:
Cameron wrote:

If you can't recognize the universal appeal of Luke's hero's journey, you really have no place critically discussing movies of any sort. You can call any plot basic if you reduce it down to "defeat the enemy" as you did in that post. Try harder, you suck at this.

I also find the journey that Anakin took over 6 movies as really interesting, regardless of how shitty Episodes 1 and 2 were. From a miracle kid to Jedi master to Sith Lord, to saving his son when it mattered most.

They call the main movies the Skywalker Saga, so I wonder how this wraps up after Episode IX.

I agree. For all of the faults with the prequels, I do like how they fit in to the overall story.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 10/8/2017, 10:06 am

Cameron wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I would appreciate some insight on why people like these movies. Is it the basic ass plot (blow up the big star weapon!!!) or 1 dimensional characters? Or the cliches that dominate every storyline?

I think people just eat this shit up because they are told to / have some nostalgia factor. They aren't quality films

If you can't recognize the universal appeal of Luke's hero's journey, you really have no place critically discussing movies of any sort. You can call any plot basic if you reduce it down to "defeat the enemy" as you did in that post. Try harder, you suck at this.

Star Wars fucking sucks. Basic film for basic folk.

by **Turtleneck** 10/8/2017, 10:14 am

OTPT said stuff

You're the king of Basic Mountain, bro.

by **Cameron** 10/8/2017, 10:16 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Cameron wrote:

If you can't recognize the universal appeal of Luke's hero's journey, you really have no place critically discussing movies of any sort. You can call any plot basic if you reduce it down to "defeat the enemy" as you did in that post. Try harder, you suck at this.

Star Wars fucking sucks. Basic film for basic folk.

Basic take for basic troll. Try harder.

by **Death Roe** 10/9/2017, 8:34 pm

Tickets are on sale now for us basic folk in our basic theaters. I got my tickets for BASIC IMAX 3D.

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by **Turtleneck** 10/9/2017, 9:03 pm

Death Roe wrote:Tickets are on sale now for us basic folk in our basic theaters. I got my tickets for BASIC IMAX 3D.

You're basic if you go to Red Robin beforehand.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 10/9/2017, 9:07 pm

Who’s going to be the savior against the evil guy this time? Will it be a big weapon or a super duper weapon? Stay tuned!

by **Floyd Robertson** 10/9/2017, 9:11 pm

Has there been talk of a Greedo prequel yet? I bet his backstory is pretty colorful.

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