When I wear glasses

The panties get wet and people seem to like me better. I can function without them and I have a very light prescription.

I just feel like a nerd

Mods, please merge with tOfficial All about me, Bill Cain thread

tGreenWay wrote:Mods, please merge with tOfficial All about me, Bill Cain thread

You're just jealous Bill's panties aren't wet thinking about you.

tGreenWay wrote:Mods, please merge with tOfficial All about me, Bill Cain thread

I’m happier but I’m not as good of a public speaker like when I was in loner mode. Better at one-on-one but not the impersonal public speaking skills like I used to have a penchant for. Low bipolar meds dose now bros and I just earned a second date with a chick and I have guy friends now. Things are moving stay tuned

Pet troll gonna pet troll

duffy munn wrote:Pet troll gonna pet troll

I’m sippin on CBS right now as we speak pleb

SD and Blanch were better schticks.

Hey Bill, did you know that SpartanDawgs kid in real life?

Bill Cain wrote:

duffy munn wrote:Pet troll gonna pet troll

I’m sippin on CBS right now as we speak pleb

I would be very jealous if I had any idea what either of these things mean.

Didn't that kid own a yacht and have two tv's in one room? Baller.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Didn't that kid own a yacht and have two tv's in one room? Baller.

He was what you aspire to be.

I made the night of a man of low genetic quality. I told him he was a smart man and he deserved the respect of other men. Of course he wasn’t but I made him believe that he was.

While you were grabassing on tSwill I made a hermit believe he was worthy

I was that hermit.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I was that hermit.

Doubt it. Guy was in his 50s and looked like the type of guy who’d lock you in his dungeon. On second thought I wish I didn’t do that

This is what happens when you drink 36 oz of CBS

Bill you never answered my question.

How are your sales numbers with and without glasses.

steveschneider wrote:How are your sales numbers with and without glasses.

They improve with glasses which baffles me. I would have thought the opposite. I have a cold informative approach to my sales. Glasses only enhance the apperance that I’m a nerd worthy of your trust

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hey Bill, did you know that SpartanDawgs kid in real life?

No. Wasn’t he just Ross in disguise? I was a pledge of a fraternity on campus before I dropped out.

Bill Cain wrote:

steveschneider wrote:How are your sales numbers with and without glasses.

They improve with glasses which baffles me. I would have thought the opposite. I have a cold informative approach to my sales. Glasses only enhance the apperance that I’m a nerd worthy of your trust

Yeah, I was expecting the opposite. I’d think as a presenter someone with imperfect eyesight would be a turn off to a buyer.

Bill Cain wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hey Bill, did you know that SpartanDawgs kid in real life?

No. Wasn’t he just Ross in disguise? I was a pledge of a fraternity on campus before I dropped out.

I'm not sure. Now this is the good stuff. Did you know Ross?

I sent many private messages through message boards with Ross. He was an online friend, nothing more. I came to the old board in 2009. Me and Ross were a part of the “high schoolification” of the board that made many leave. Did I know him personally? No, he was from New York and I was from Michigan.

Bill Cain wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hey Bill, did you know that SpartanDawgs kid in real life?

No. Wasn’t he just Ross in disguise? I was a pledge of a fraternity on campus before I dropped out.

Yes, when your current schtick was about 12. Good memory.

I look terrible in my glasses. No wet panties.

Right now I’m convincing a hot 19 year old girl that I’m a virgin. An actor always finds a role to play

Bill Cain wrote:Right now I’m convincing a hot 19 year old girl that I’m a virgin. An actor always finds a role to play

Greeny isn't 19, hot, or a girl.   He is convinced you're a virgin though.

Bill Cain wrote:

steveschneider wrote:How are your sales numbers with and without glasses.

They improve with glasses which baffles me. I would have thought the opposite. I have a cold informative approach to my sales. Glasses only enhance the apperance that I’m a nerd worthy of your trust

Like Clark Kent. You’re the Superman of Sales.

LooseGoose wrote:

Bill Cain wrote:Right now I’m convincing a hot 19 year old girl that I’m a virgin. An actor always finds a role to play

Greeny isn't 19, hot, or a girl.   He is convinced you're a virgin though.

And unlike Y2K, Bill’s panties are wet.

Bill Cain wrote:I sent many private messages through message boards with Ross. He was an online friend, nothing more. I came to the old board in 2009. Me and Ross were a part of the “high schoolification” of the board that made many leave. Did I know him personally? No, he was from New York and I was from Michigan.

Neither of you were the first high school regular. That title belongs to a poster whose screen name I won’t use anymore because it was his real name on the board for a long time. I just checked google and he’s still living in the Lansing area. This would’ve been in the mid to late 90s. Gave himself the nickname of Sparty. We cut him slack about that because he was in early high school at the time.