Sparty banned from the parade circuit

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:01 pm

The University maintains it’s due to heatstroke and other health concerns.

Michigan State University's Sparty mascot can no longer participate in parades

https://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/2019/06/05/michigan-state-sparty-mascot-policy-parades/1356663001/

by **Floyd Robertson** Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:05 pm

Yeah, I'm not buying that excuse one bit.

by **NigelUno** Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:10 pm

What about the Homecoming Parade?

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:14 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Yeah, I'm not buying that excuse one bit.

I agree. Something else is going on. What a crock, though. Kids love him and it’s such great outreach and building goodwill.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:25 pm

New President Hates Sparty: Confirmed

RIP to the athletic programs

by **DWags** Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:19 pm

Won’t let him march in parades anymore. Too dangerous to the people in them. Ftr daughter and her friends, including ex sparties are pissed.

Soft people running our alumni programs create soft mascot.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:20 pm

THIS IS COMPLETELY NEW INFORMATION!!!

Sparty banned from the parade circuit 1494614055

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:23 pm

Bump 4 DWags

by SawGreen Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:28 pm

I'll just say, put Sparty in a convertible. Problem solved.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:36 pm

Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

by **NigelUno** Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:42 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

Will they care about stuff posted on message boards?

by **duffy munn** Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:45 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

Dwags daughters, their friends and hell everyone, should be more like you.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:47 pm

duffy munn wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

Dwags daughters, their friends and hell everyone, should be more like you.

No one should try to be like someone else. The beauty of humanity and life.

by **NigelUno** Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:52 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

Dwags daughters, their friends and hell everyone, should be more like you.

No one should try to be like someone else. The beauty of humanity and life.

Except for the people who drink Bud Light. They should try to be like you and drink better beer.

by **DWags** Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:09 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

I don’t know. It might be a different feeling when you’ve been a part of a team. But who can answer for them? We’ll find out.

by **duffy munn** Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:15 pm

DWags wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

But who can answer for them?

OTPT

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:15 pm

DWags wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Once your daughters friends etc are away from MSU for 6 months they will realize they do not give a single fuck about this

I don’t know. It might be a different feeling when you’ve been a part of a team. But who can answer for them? We’ll find out.

Yeah, fair, just gotta think that will fade quickly as time goes on.

by SPARTASOTAN Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:58 pm

Sparty been trying to party in attendees pants?

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:08 pm

SPARTASOTAN wrote:Sparty been trying to party in attendees pants?

Sparty pants party! Sparty banned from the parade circuit 2275418548

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:54 pm

Climate change is a muthafucka.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:57 pm

Someone PM Sparty2QP and ask him if he gives a single fuck about this.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:58 pm

They should just not have parades at all in the first place

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed Jun 05, 2019 8:01 pm

I think they should still have parades but participants should be mandated to carry tiki torches in them.

by **NigelUno** Wed Jun 05, 2019 8:07 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I think they should still have parades but participants should be mandated to carry tiki torches in them.

Goose is back!

by **DWags** Wed Jun 05, 2019 8:34 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I think they should still have parades but participants should be mandated to carry tiki torches in them.

And khaki pants.

by **DWags** Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:59 pm

Kid said to me tonight (and she's been texting with some Sparty, "well if they can't walk in parades, how are they going to do 4 quarters of a hot football game?"

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu Jun 06, 2019 12:54 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:They should just not have parades at all in the first place

They are bad.

by **MiamiSpartan** Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:06 am

DWags wrote:Kid said to me tonight (and she's been texting with some Sparty, "well if they can't walk in parades, how are they going to do 4 quarters of a hot football game?"

My first thought about this was that "health concerns" is just code for insurance and liability concerns. And that still is probably the case. But that's a good point about a long, hot game. Maybe that is easier for them to take breaks, rehydrate, etc. They can mandate a break every X minutes, or whatever the insurance requires. I don't know, that's all I can think of

by **steveschneider** Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:13 am

Maybe it's time for them to use this moment to upgrade the Sparty Suit to include a coolant system, adantium armor and an exoskeleton that gives Sparty super human strength.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:21 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:They should just not have parades at all in the first place

They are bad.

Most of the reason that I don’t care that sparty won’t be in a parade is that parades are terrible and should be outlawed. Holding a parade should be punishable by jailtime. Everyone that is in a parade should be like “nope we can’t for safety concerns (also parades are fucking stupid what is this 1951)”

by **steveschneider** Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:27 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

They are bad.

Most of the reason that I don’t care that sparty won’t be in a parade is that parades are terrible and should be outlawed. Holding a parade should be punishable by jailtime. Everyone that is in a parade should be like “nope we can’t for safety concerns (also parades are fucking stupid what is this 1951)”

They are fun for kids.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:38 am

steveschneider wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Most of the reason that I don’t care that sparty won’t be in a parade is that parades are terrible and should be outlawed. Holding a parade should be punishable by jailtime. Everyone that is in a parade should be like “nope we can’t for safety concerns (also parades are fucking stupid what is this 1951)”

They are fun for kids.

Are they though? Are they? Maybe parents have just deluded themselves into thinking it’s fun for the kids when really the kids are bored most of the time and we’re here for the parents.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:46 am

I always enjoy the Homecoming Parade.. few beers at The Peanut Barrel and stand around Grand River catching the sights.. walk home.

oh - and both the 2000 National Championship basketball parade and the 2007 National Champion hockey parade were pretty cool, too.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:52 am

If I’m taking my children to a parade and that’s the best thing i got i have failed them

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:54 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:If I’m taking my children to a parade and that’s the best thing i got i have failed them

you should really go to the parade!! I mean, you'd LOVE it.. have you ever been? Wasn't it great?!?! Why won't you go?!?!

sincerely,

People Who Implore Me To Visit Places I Have No Interest In Visiting

by **duffy munn** Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:01 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:If I’m taking my children to a parade and that’s the best thing i got i have failed them

I know you won't agree with this now but as you get older/have kids etc your cynical views on just about everything will change.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:03 am

Give it a rest duff. You’re exhausting.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:03 am

I went to the Thanksgiving parade downtown this year for the first time and I gotta say it was pretty cool for about a half hour. Then I got cold.

Also we got to march in the St. Paddy's Day parade in Corktown last year with some horses and that was pretty cool.

The next parade that I'm looking forward to is early April 2020.

by **DWags** Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:23 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:If I’m taking my children to a parade and that’s the best thing i got i have failed them

Em. O.K. Sentences like this can only be written by those without kids. And that's cool. If I recall, I was the best parent that ever lived before I had kids. After they actually came out of the birth canal, well, I realized how much I suck as a parent.

by **DWags** Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:25 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:If I’m taking my children to a parade and that’s the best thing i got i have failed them
you should really go to the parade!! I mean, you'd LOVE it.. have you ever been? Wasn't it great?!?! Why won't you go?!?!

sincerely,

People Who Implore Me To Visit Places I Have No Interest In Visiting

I hear there's a great parade on Mackinaw Island. You should kill the two birds with one bazooka.

by Sponsored content