Re: Royal Rumble - Pick a Side - Cameron vs. Steve

by **DWags** Sun 6 Oct 2019 - 21:25

Cameron wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I miss Cameron. Wish he still posted here.

Literally everyone hates you.

I like Turtles.

by **Turtleneck** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 18:49

11 people on this board with some serious regrets.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 19:14

22 people*

by **Cameron** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 19:15

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:22 people*

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by **Turtleneck** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 19:19

Cam making a comeback late in the game. Is Steve out of gas?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 19:20

We should rerun this one.

by **steveschneider** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 19:32

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:We should rerun this one.

An annual tradition. I’m game!

by **The Pantry** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 19:54

Turtleneck wrote:Is Steve out of gas?

Probably why he drives a fucking Prius.

by **steveschneider** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 20:40

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Is Steve out of gas?
Probably why he drives a fucking Prius.

I already know that am starting at a disadvantage down one vote because of the car I drive. Won’t stop me from getting great gas mileage though. Prius fan for life!

by **tGreenWay** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 20:43

steveschneider wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:We should rerun this one.

An annual tradition. I’m game!

Are you ready to lay your ass on the line?

by **tGreenWay** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 20:44

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:We should rerun this one.

But this time we should mail out ballots to registered Swillers.

by **kingstonlake** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 20:51

I’m for sale. 11-11 tie.

Start the bidding.

by **Turtleneck** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 21:56

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Is Steve out of gas?
Probably why he drives a fucking Prius.

I laughed.

by **Cameron** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 23:37

kingstonlake wrote:I’m for sale. 11-11 tie.

Start the bidding.

I don't want your vote. I'm designating you team steve.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 23:44

Steve you do realize that you're already behind in these matters?

Grudge Match I was a stalemate.

Grudge Match II was a sound victory for Cameron when his Warriors drubbed your Jazz a couple of weekends ago. We mandated that you stay off of Twitter for week but clearly you're too addicted.

Right now it's the bottom of the 9th and you're down 3 runs with Pete Incaviglia on first and the only other pinch runner available is Bartolo Colon.

We can re run the poll but the results ain't gonna be pretty.

by MattyFresh Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 23:45

Hmmmm well I think that... hmmmm god you both come as featherweight boxers minus the fighting skills and muscles... among other things

by **Cameron** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 23:48

MattyFresh wrote:Hmmmm well I think that... hmmmm god you both come as featherweight boxers minus the fighting skills and muscles... among other things

I don't know how you are assessing fighting skills, but if that's relevant criteria to you, I guarantee I would beat steve in a fight. It would be like Schrute vs. Bernard, except I know to look out for the silent Prius trick.

by MattyFresh Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 23:49

Cameron wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:Hmmmm well I think that... hmmmm god you both come as featherweight boxers minus the fighting skills and muscles... among other things

I don't know how you are assessing fighting skills, but if that's relevant criteria to you, I guarantee I would beat steve in a fight. It would be like Schrute vs. Bernard, except I know to look out for the silent Prius trick.

now I am imagining this is Cam

by **Turtleneck** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 23:56

Not sure why Cam just gave us the impression he is Dwight. Although Steve could be Andy, so this might be a good way to go. Travis can play the role of Angela.

by **Cameron** Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 23:59

Turtleneck wrote:Not sure why Cam just gave us the impression he is Dwight. Although Steve could be Andy, so this might be a good way to go. Travis can play the role of Angela.

I mostly just conjured that example because steve has a Prius. If we're really committing to this The Office parallel, steve is obviously the Toby to my Michael.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 0:18

I think you’re Creed, bro.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 0:26

MattyFresh wrote:
Cameron wrote:

I don't know how you are assessing fighting skills, but if that's relevant criteria to you, I guarantee I would beat steve in a fight. It would be like Schrute vs. Bernard, except I know to look out for the silent Prius trick.

now I am imagining this is Cam

by **tGreenWay** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 0:30

MattyFresh wrote:Hmmmm well I think that... hmmmm god you both come as featherweight boxers minus the fighting skills and muscles... among other things

But with all of the brain damage.

by **Cameron** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 0:55

Turtleneck wrote:I think you’re Creed, bro.

I'll take it.

by **steveschneider** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 9:59

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Steve you do realize that you're already behind in these matters?

Grudge Match I was a stalemate.

Grudge Match II was a sound victory for Cameron when his Warriors drubbed your Jazz a couple of weekends ago. We mandated that you stay off of Twitter for week but clearly you're too addicted.

Right now it's the bottom of the 9th and you're down 3 runs with Pete Incaviglia on first and the only other pinch runner available is Bartolo Colon.

We can re run the poll but the results ain't gonna be pretty.

Shit I missed the Warriors game. Didn't even realize Cam won until now. Congrats Cam. Also, I already know I'm going to lose this one because I openly supported Biden pissing off Bernie fans and I expressed my sports hatred of Michael Jordan which pissed off more people that had all the warm fuzzies for Jordan after watching that terrible documentary.

by **steveschneider** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 10:01

Cameron wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:Hmmmm well I think that... hmmmm god you both come as featherweight boxers minus the fighting skills and muscles... among other things

I don't know how you are assessing fighting skills, but if that's relevant criteria to you, I guarantee I would beat steve in a fight. It would be like Schrute vs. Bernard, except I know to look out for the silent Prius trick.

I'm a man of peace so no fighting for me, but I guarantee I'd kick your ass in a game of tennis.

by **Cameron** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 10:03

steveschneider wrote:
Cameron wrote:

I don't know how you are assessing fighting skills, but if that's relevant criteria to you, I guarantee I would beat steve in a fight. It would be like Schrute vs. Bernard, except I know to look out for the silent Prius trick.

I'm a man of peace so no fighting for me, but I guarantee I'd kick your ass in a game of tennis.

I've played tennis exactly once in my entire life, and I was bad, so I believe you are right to be confident about that.

by **steveschneider** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 10:18

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Steve you do realize that you're already behind in these matters?

Grudge Match I was a stalemate.

Grudge Match II was a sound victory for Cameron when his Warriors drubbed your Jazz a couple of weekends ago. We mandated that you stay off of Twitter for week but clearly you're too addicted.

Right now it's the bottom of the 9th and you're down 3 runs with Pete Incaviglia on first and the only other pinch runner available is Bartolo Colon.

We can re run the poll but the results ain't gonna be pretty.

Also, I won the first match by a vote. I think we are 1 and 1.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 10:31

Hmmm. My memory is fuzzy on the subject but I did see it was 11-11 when TN bumped it last night. But it appears you are correct in re-reading the thread. My guess is you won 11-10 and you and Cam have each picked up one vote since then. Regardless, you telling Cam that you would own him in tennis is by far the whitest thing I've ever heard.

by **steveschneider** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 10:43

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hmmm. My memory is fuzzy on the subject but I did see it was 11-11 when TN bumped it last night. But it appears you are correct in re-reading the thread. My guess is you won 11-10 and you and Cam have each picked up one vote since then. Regardless, you telling Cam that you would own him in tennis is by far the whitest thing I've ever heard.

Guilty as charged I am a super lame middle age white dude. I'll take it even further I also owned a ping pong table for a while and pretty sure I would kick his ass at ping pong too.

by **Cameron** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 11:48

steveschneider wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hmmm. My memory is fuzzy on the subject but I did see it was 11-11 when TN bumped it last night. But it appears you are correct in re-reading the thread. My guess is you won 11-10 and you and Cam have each picked up one vote since then. Regardless, you telling Cam that you would own him in tennis is by far the whitest thing I've ever heard.

Guilty as charged I am a super lame middle age white dude. I'll take it even further I also owned a ping pong table for a while and pretty sure I would kick his ass at ping pong too.

I will own you at literally any video game.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 11:52

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hmmm. My memory is fuzzy on the subject but I did see it was 11-11 when TN bumped it last night. But it appears you are correct in re-reading the thread. My guess is you won 11-10 and you and Cam have each picked up one vote since then. Regardless, you telling Cam that you would own him in tennis is by far the whitest thing I've ever heard.

~~The Thrilla From Manila~~
The Thrilla With Vanilla.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 12:40

steveschneider wrote:
Cameron wrote:

I don't know how you are assessing fighting skills, but if that's relevant criteria to you, I guarantee I would beat steve in a fight. It would be like Schrute vs. Bernard, except I know to look out for the silent Prius trick.

I'm a man of peace so no fighting for me, but I guarantee I'd kick your ass in a game of tennis.

Dude, my grandma beat you at tennis that day you parked in her driveway without asking.

by **kingstonlake** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 17:39

I voted for Cam. Someday we’ll eat cake by the ocean together.

by **The Pantry** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 17:54

kingstonlake wrote:I voted for Cam. Someday we’ll eat cake by the ocean together.

Tied up!

Serves that Prius-driving anti-American right.

by **kingstonlake** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 17:55

The Pantry wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:I voted for Cam. Someday we’ll eat cake by the ocean together.
Tied up!

Serves that Prius-driving anti-American right.

Toyota makes a fine vehicle.

by **GRR Spartan** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 18:00

I'm a Left Twixt guy

by **The Pantry** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 18:11

kingstonlake wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Tied up!

Serves that Prius-driving anti-American right.

Toyota makes a fine vehicle.

That anti-Americans seem to love.

by **kingstonlake** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 18:35

The Pantry wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Toyota makes a fine vehicle.
That anti-Americans seem to love.

Played.

by **The Pantry** Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 18:39

True.

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