would you do it with Taylor Swift?

I think I would.

no

Ass Dan wrote:no

For $100,000?

Turtleneck wrote:

For $100,000?

For $100,000 would you let Taylor Swift do you with a strap-on?

Ass Dan wrote:no

Coming from the guy who'd blow another guy... You gay, brah?

Everyone here has almost positively bung WAY worse. I have no problem saying I would. Hell, in her too. She's paid.

Hell yes. I'll bet she bedazzles her ladybits to sparkle like rubies and smell like strawberries.

Hells yes. I've done much, much worse. Far more worse than better as a matter of fact. Why would a straight guy say no on this one? Gonna be trying to bang whatever random I can drag out of the Riv or Dublin tonight, amazingly high chances she won't be as hot as Taylor Swift. Definitely will have less money.

SpartanMikey wrote:
Coming from the guy who'd blow another guy... You gay, brah?

Meh, just don't find her attractive.

Shirley, you can't be serious.  Even if she's just moderately attractive the answer is "yes, six ways from Sunday"

Yes, but then she'd end our relationship by writing a harshly worded song about how we're never getting back together. So yes with an asterisk lol.

I am excited to hear Bob Sak's take on this question.

Hell yes. I'd even listen to her music for a week if she let me hit that. But not that terrible song about getting back together. I have to draw the line somewhere.

I'd drop it in her shit cutter

SpartanMikey wrote:Everyone here has almost positively bung WAY worse. I have no problem saying I would. Hell, in her too. She's paid.

   @ "bung"

Tim Wakefield wrote:

   @ "bung"

Me too

Anal

Bonerland wrote:I think I would.

Too old, too fat.

-- Forbin

She reminds me a little of Rebecca De Mornay back when she did Risky Business.

I'd give her the best 30 seconds of my life

The Pantry wrote:She reminds me a little of Rebecca De Mornay back when she did Risky Business.

I'd give her the best 30 seconds of my life

That's an insult to Rebecca De Mornay.

I'd bung the shit out of her

I would rail the living daylights out of her.

Hate ****

SpartanMikey wrote:
Coming from the guy who'd blow another guy... You gay, brah?

He broke bro

Ass Dan wrote:no

Christian values

SPARTASOTAN wrote:
Christian values

She just doesn't do it for me. Naked in my bed begging me to bang her? Sure, why not. I'm just not gonna freak out about Taylor Swift.

Ass Dan wrote: Sure, why not.  

So now it is a yes?

Dude I would do with it Angela Merkel. It would be worth it just for the story alone.

She's not my ideal chick, I prefer a bit more lady curves.  That said, she's certainly an attractive chick.  And attractive chicks can get the D.  Hell, served it up to several unattractive ones on more occasions than I care to admit.  I drank a lot.  Also have very limited morals and inhibitions.  Also fly out of town where there's no witnesses.  Point is, my dick is not a temple.  very long and undistinguished list.

She's the oil and I am the well...

Turtleneck wrote:

So now it is a yes?

It's like a "meh"

Ass Dan wrote:

It's like a "meh"

Of course it's a meh. On a list of celebrity/internet hotties we could ALL come up with 1000 chicks we would rather bone than Taylor Swift.

The question was not how big of an internet stud are you in that you can turn your nose up at 999 of internet/celebrity hot chicks, it was if you met Taylor Swift irl and she wanted to bone you, would you oblige?

Of course you would. It would be ridiculous for any hetero male to claim he wouldn't. I am not going to answer no I wouldn't, because it might break up my marriage, and I value the companionship of my wife and two children too much. That's not in the spirit of the thread, Debbie.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

I am not going to answer no I wouldn't, because it might break up my marriage, and I value the companionship of my wife and two children too much.

Worth it.

10/10 would cut off a/multiple limb/limbs to bang

Would I? Of course. Is she hot? Not really. She's got a bit of a mannish thing going, but that wouldn't stop me.

gHost Spartan wrote:


There's a lot of truth in this statement. I think most guys, who perchance stumbled upon a marginally attractive naked woman in their bed willing to have a no strings attached sex session, would bang without hesitation. When an allegedly heterosexual male protests about the attractiveness of a woman like Taylor Swift, then I gotta go with "they ghey" because almost every straight guy I know would hit that in a heartbeat. Bang city, either get on the bus or get off in boys town

Let's f uck

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Of course it's a meh. On a list of celebrity/internet hotties we could ALL come up with 1000 chicks we would rather bone than Taylor Swift.

The question was not how big of an internet stud are you in that you can turn your nose up at 999 of internet/celebrity hot chicks, it was if you met Taylor Swift irl and she wanted to bone you, would you oblige?

Of course you would. It would be ridiculous for any hetero male to claim he wouldn't. I am not going to answer no I wouldn't, because it might break up my marriage, and I value the companionship of my wife and two children too much. That's not in the spirit of the thread, Debbie.

Whatever, when posed with the question "would you bang tSwift?" my initial reaction was, nah, she looks developmentally challenged and the bangs are terrible too. I would bang a lot of girls if they were laying naked in my bed begging me for it I guess. Not really worth asking the question if the answer is almost invariably yes.

I don't ~wish~ to bang Swiftypuss. That is my final answer.

Yes. Definitely would. If you say you wouldn't you're most likely lying or gay. NTTAWWT

Punisher98 wrote:Yes. Definitely would. If you say you wouldn't you're most likely lying or gay. NTTAWWT

What if you knew through reliable sources she has full blown AIDS?

Or that she's a tranny?

Or that her vajay-jay smells like a thousand corpses?

Or....

You get the idea.

For the record, yes and on her aiming for in her.

Punisher98 wrote:Yes. Definitely would. If you say you wouldn't you're most likely lying or gay. NTTAWWT

I don't think I would.  Something about that 30 year age difference.