Re: would you do it with Taylor Swift?

by **Turtleneck** Mon 14 Jul 2014 - 8:40

Floyd Robertson wrote:

I don't think I would. Something about that 30 year age difference.

Forbin joke goes here.

by TravelinMan Mon 14 Jul 2014 - 9:15

Is this a 10% thing? I don't understand why anyone wouldn't.

Yeah, you'll get a song written about you afterwards telling the world you're a small dick, terrible lay, and a heartless bastard. And yeah.... I don't think she's the most talented singer in the world.

But depending upon your preferences, she's somewhere between moderately and highly attractive, rich, thin, and young.

Unless Carrie Underwood was laying naked in the bed next to her begging for me to do her instead of Taylor, yeah, I think I would.

by **Rocinante** Mon 14 Jul 2014 - 9:58

No.

In other news, you deserve to be clubbed over the head with a giant black dildo for posing such a stupid question.

by Izzo Court Mon 14 Jul 2014 - 10:26

As long as she doesn't make eye contact.

by TravelinMan Mon 14 Jul 2014 - 10:53

The Pantry wrote:She reminds me a little of Rebecca De Mornay back when she did Risky Business.

I'd give her the best 30 seconds of my life

I think it's the bangs. (No pun intended...)

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon 14 Jul 2014 - 11:26

Anyone who says no here is a fucking liar.

by Toe Mon 14 Jul 2014 - 11:41

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Anyone who says no here is a fucking liar.

or just really, really cool.

by Toe Mon 14 Jul 2014 - 11:42

Rocinante wrote:No.

In other news, you deserve to be clubbed over the head with a giant black dildo for posing such a stupid question.

you must get tired swinging that thing here.

by **Rocinante** Mon 14 Jul 2014 - 12:05

Toe wrote:

you must get tired swinging that thing here.

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Can't argue with a man with a plan. Taylor Swift isn't my cup o'tea, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed, cause she's a beautiful woman without a doubt, but I'd do Debbie Downer too because I'm fvcking hammered right now and the whiskey goggles are fully engaged and as I recall, DD has some nice tittays, so there's that. Fvck it, I'll worry about DD in the morning and ask, "Did I bang you last night?" And if she says yes, then I'll regret it, but fvck that, that if Taylor Swift was somehow involved in that sexual debacle.

by ROtown Sparty Tue 15 Jul 2014 - 9:30

Ass Dan wrote:

Meh, just don't find her attractive.

Has tits and a vag and less than 200 lbs and is younger than 60 = attractive. Just depends on the number of beers I drink.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 15 Jul 2014 - 10:19

Turtleneck wrote:I am excited to hear Bob Sak's take on this question.

it's blasphemy to suggest that one would participate in coitus with the lovely and talented Miss Swift.. her songwriting skills alone puts her in a strata that us mere mortals simply cannot survive.. much less, participate in reckless acts of hedonism with such an inspiration and songstress of our generation.

by **Dr. Strangelove** Tue 15 Jul 2014 - 10:55

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
it's blasphemy to suggest that one would participate in coitus with the lovely and talented Miss Swift.. her songwriting skills alone puts her in a strata that us mere mortals simply cannot survive.. much less, participate in reckless acts of hedonism with such an inspiration and songstress of our generation.

But would you do Frau Merkel?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 15 Jul 2014 - 11:33

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

But would you do Frau Merkel?

only if we're being spied on.. I like danger.

by **The Pantry** Sat 8 Apr 2023 - 8:52

This video of women in men’s bathroom at Taylor Swift’s show at AT&T Stadium has gone viral

Went to my first concert September 1976. ELO at Pine Knob. There were chicks pissing in the sinks in the guys restroom.

by Pervis Muldoon Sat 8 Apr 2023 - 9:08

The Pantry wrote:This video of women in men’s bathroom at Taylor Swift’s show at AT&T Stadium has gone viral

Went to my first concert September 1976. ELO at Pine Knob. There were chicks pissing in the sinks in the guys restroom.

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...

by **MiamiSpartan** Sat 8 Apr 2023 - 11:14

The Pantry wrote:This video of women in men’s bathroom at Taylor Swift’s show at AT&T Stadium has gone viral

Went to my first concert September 1976. ELO at Pine Knob. There were chicks pissing in the sinks in the guys restroom.

The Swiftie concerts are 90% women, if not more.
These stadiums should really officially open most of the Men's rooms to women. Maybe leave one for men on each level.

by **MiamiSpartan** Sat 8 Apr 2023 - 11:37

The Pantry wrote:This video of women in men’s bathroom at Taylor Swift’s show at AT&T Stadium has gone viral

Went to my first concert September 1976. ELO at Pine Knob. There were chicks pissing in the sinks in the guys restroom.

By the way, I know Swifties are crazy, but I don't think they're launching nuclear war over bathrooms.

(The link is about nuclear war.....weren't you the one complaining about people that just post the link without the title of the article? If not, I apologize. If so, very ironic.).

by **The Pantry** Sat 8 Apr 2023 - 12:01

MiamiSpartan wrote:
The Pantry wrote:This video of women in men’s bathroom at Taylor Swift’s show at AT&T Stadium has gone viral

Went to my first concert September 1976. ELO at Pine Knob. There were chicks pissing in the sinks in the guys restroom.

By the way, I know Swifties are crazy, but I don't think they're launching nuclear war over bathrooms.

(The link is about nuclear war.....weren't you the one complaining about people that just post the link without the title of the article? If not, I apologize. If so, very ironic.).

Sorry, wrong link.

https://www.star-telegram.com/entertainment/article274045810.html

Thought about posting the original as a PSA.

by **NigelUno** Sat 8 Apr 2023 - 13:54

The Pantry wrote:This video of women in men’s bathroom at Taylor Swift’s show at AT&T Stadium has gone viral

Went to my first concert September 1976. ELO at Pine Knob. There were chicks pissing in the sinks in the guys restroom.

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by **tGreenWay** Sat 8 Apr 2023 - 21:27

Tay Tay is single again. That sound you hear is Bob hopping on his bike and making a beeline for Nashville. Or Hollywood. Or wherever she lives.

by **I.B. Fine** Sun 9 Apr 2023 - 2:19

This thread is quite an amusing blast from the past when tSwill was new and shiny....

by **Robert J Sakimano** Sun 9 Apr 2023 - 8:39

Strangelove wrote:
Dude I would do with it Angela Merkel. It would be worth it just for the story alone.

Dr. Strangelove wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
it's blasphemy to suggest that one would participate in coitus with the lovely and talented Miss Swift.. her songwriting skills alone puts her in a strata that us mere mortals simply cannot survive.. much less, participate in reckless acts of hedonism with such an inspiration and songstress of our generation.

But would you do Frau Merkel?

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Strangelove..

by **MiamiSpartan** Sun 9 Apr 2023 - 10:18

tGreenWay wrote:Tay Tay is single again. That sound you hear is Bob hopping on his bike and making a beeline for Nashville. Or Hollywood. Or wherever she lives.

It's a good thing my wife and daughter are going to see her this week without me. Poor girl doesn't need her heart broken again if she saw me in the crowd, only to then learn that I'm married.

by AvgMSUJoe Sun 9 Apr 2023 - 15:15

MiamiSpartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Tay Tay is single again. That sound you hear is Bob hopping on his bike and making a beeline for Nashville. Or Hollywood. Or wherever she lives.

It's a good thing my wife and daughter are going to see her this week without me. Poor girl doesn't need her heart broken again if she saw me in the crowd, on my to then learn that I'm married.

Tbf, that could fuel like 4 songs on her next album.

by **Dendrobates** Tue 11 Apr 2023 - 9:20

She's one of those beautiful people that doesn't do anything for me.

by **kingstonlake** Tue 11 Apr 2023 - 9:38

Is this the former drummer guy for the Foo Fighters? Cause nah, pass.

by **tGreenWay** Tue 11 Apr 2023 - 15:17

MiamiSpartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Tay Tay is single again. That sound you hear is Bob hopping on his bike and making a beeline for Nashville. Or Hollywood. Or wherever she lives.

It's a good thing my wife and daughter are going to see her this week without me. Poor girl doesn't need her heart broken again if she saw me in the crowd, only to then learn that I'm married.

Update your freebie 5 before the concert, make sure wifey gets a notice that preferably has a sign and stamp from a notary, then be Taylor’s rebound fling. Mrs. Miami has to let it happen and can’t say squat about it, then you’ll be immortalized in songs forever.

by **The Pantry** Sun 24 Sep 2023 - 17:52

Fairly certain Bob isn't watching the Bears-Chiefs game. TS in a private box.

by **Floyd Robertson** Sun 24 Sep 2023 - 18:03

Rumor is she's dating Travis.

by **Floyd Robertson** Sun 24 Sep 2023 - 18:03

Kelce, I mean.

Not of the Cosmos. Sorry.

by **The Pantry** Sun 24 Sep 2023 - 18:05

Floyd Robertson wrote:Rumor is she's dating Travis.

Really? I heard she was dating Kelce.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun 24 Sep 2023 - 18:46

Floyd Robertson wrote:Kelce, I mean.

Not of the Cosmos. Sorry.

The rumors are not true. The truth is that I rejected her advances and she wrote a song about me

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun 24 Sep 2023 - 18:46

Wondered if she ever made anything of herself after that…. Sounds like she has. Good for her.

by Rick Saunders Sun 24 Sep 2023 - 20:53

The Pantry wrote:Fairly certain Bob isn't watching the Bears-Chiefs game. TS in a private box.

I would do her in the box
I would do her right on Fox
I would do her in a house
I would do her with my spouse
I would do her here or there
I would do her anywhere

by Pervis Muldoon Sun 24 Sep 2023 - 20:56

Rick Saunders wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Fairly certain Bob isn't watching the Bears-Chiefs game. TS in a private box.
I would do her in the box
I would do her right on Fox
I would do her in a house
I would do her with my spouse
I would do her here or there
I would do her anywhere

Brilliant!

by **tGreenWay** Sun 24 Sep 2023 - 21:06

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Kelce, I mean.

Not of the Cosmos. Sorry.
The rumors are not true. The truth is that I rejected her advances and she wrote a song about me

Travis was so fun

But he was just a little weird

He always smelled like chicken soup

And had white rice in his beard.

It’s time you go, Travis,

No, Travis, we aren’t meant to be,

So please, Travis, leave, Travis,

Help! Security!

by Pervis Muldoon Mon 25 Sep 2023 - 12:15

It's time for me to make an announcement:

Nine years, two months and thirteen days ago, I launched an investigation to disprove my theory that Bonerland is Taylor Swift. I've spent nearly a decade and put myself in considerable debt to prove without a doubt that my idea was false. But I couldn't.

by **tGreenWay** Mon 25 Sep 2023 - 15:18

Pervis Muldoon wrote:It's time for me to make an announcement:

Nine years, two months and thirteen days ago, I launched an investigation to disprove my theory that Bonerland is Taylor Swift. I've spent nearly a decade and put myself in considerable debt to prove without a doubt that my idea was false. But I couldn't.

There you have it. 100% lack of proof positive that Bonerland isn’t Tay Taylor Swift.

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