would you do it with Taylor Swift?

Would I? Yes. Absolutely. No question. Would she be interested in any way, shape, or form? Absolutely not. She would be the hardest pass in human history if presented with the option.

My theory is, for the most part, using a scale of 1-10 and tossing out gold diggers, that like water, looks find their level.

Maybe a 6 of a girl dates up to a 7 of a guy. Or a 4 dates a 5. But I don’t think a 9 dates a 6 or a 7 marries a 3. And yes I know there are exceptions in life.

I say this next part knowing I’m not a handsome man and I shouldn’t judge. But I’m sorry, I don’t think Taylor swift is either good looking or has a great body. I understand she’s talented. But here’s my theory: Travis Kelce in my opinion is not a handsome guy. So my theory holds true. Brad Pitt he’s so handsome I’d sleep with him. Look who he’s dated and married.

Anyway, yeah, if I had a hall pass and in some weird world Taylor swift would sleep with me, sure I’d use it. But I can find 10 better looking girls walking through partridge creek. Swift is beyond talented but come on, you think she’s really good looking?

Dwags is gay.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Dwags is gay.

I’m actually quite sad.

DWags wrote:My theory is, for the most part, using a scale of 1-10 and tossing out gold diggers, that like water, looks find their level.

Maybe a 6 of a girl dates up to a 7 of a guy. Or a 4 dates a 5.  But I don’t think a 9 dates a 6 or a 7 marries a 3.  And yes I know there are exceptions in life.

I say this next part knowing I’m not a handsome man and I shouldn’t judge. But I’m sorry, I don’t think Taylor swift is either good looking or has a great body.   I understand she’s talented.  But here’s my theory: Travis Kelce in my opinion is not a handsome guy.  So my theory holds true. Brad Pitt he’s so handsome I’d sleep with him. Look who he’s dated and married.

Anyway, yeah, if I had a hall pass and in some weird world Taylor swift would sleep with me, sure I’d use it. But I can find 10 better looking girls walking through partridge creek.   Swift is beyond talented but come on, you think she’s really good looking?  

Looks, floating scale?  7.5 minimum.

Always hated shows with the Chrisley's.  Pretty amusing mom & dad are both incarcerated now for tax evasion.  Never been a fan of blondes but find their daughter Savannah quite attractive.  From stories, seems to be keeping their family together with parents in the pen.  

Unrelated:

Savannah Chrisley mourns death of ex-fiance, hockey player Nic Kerdiles

DWags wrote:My theory is, for the most part, using a scale of 1-10 and tossing out gold diggers, that like water, looks find their level.

Maybe a 6 of a girl dates up to a 7 of a guy. Or a 4 dates a 5. But I don’t think a 9 dates a 6 or a 7 marries a 3. And yes I know there are exceptions in life.

I say this next part knowing I’m not a handsome man and I shouldn’t judge. But I’m sorry, I don’t think Taylor swift is either good looking or has a great body. I understand she’s talented. But here’s my theory: Travis Kelce in my opinion is not a handsome guy. So my theory holds true. Brad Pitt he’s so handsome I’d sleep with him. Look who he’s dated and married.

Anyway, yeah, if I had a hall pass and in some weird world Taylor swift would sleep with me, sure I’d use it. But I can find 10 better looking girls walking through partridge creek. Swift is beyond talented but come on, you think she’s really good looking?

Truth be told she's just young and has nice skin. That goes a long way toward attractiveness. So no I don't really find her that terribly attractive. But she's kind of gawky and I do sort of like that.

So maybe not here or there or anywhere, but definitely in the dark and on a boat.

AND if she brings some friends along we can make a quick trick chick stack.

DWags wrote:My theory is, for the most part, using a scale of 1-10 and tossing out gold diggers, that like water, looks find their level.

Maybe a 6 of a girl dates up to a 7 of a guy. Or a 4 dates a 5. But I don’t think a 9 dates a 6 or a 7 marries a 3. And yes I know there are exceptions in life.

I say this next part knowing I’m not a handsome man and I shouldn’t judge. But I’m sorry, I don’t think Taylor swift is either good looking or has a great body. I understand she’s talented. But here’s my theory: Travis Kelce in my opinion is not a handsome guy. So my theory holds true. Brad Pitt he’s so handsome I’d sleep with him. Look who he’s dated and married.

Anyway, yeah, if I had a hall pass and in some weird world Taylor swift would sleep with me, sure I’d use it. But I can find 10 better looking girls walking through partridge creek. Swift is beyond talented but come on, you think she’s really good looking?

Money and fame go a long way.

Billy Joel and Chriatie Brinkley? Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova?

I know you said there are exceptions, those were just a couple from my teen years that always boggled my mind.

MiamiSpartan wrote:

DWags wrote:My theory is, for the most part, using a scale of 1-10 and tossing out gold diggers, that like water, looks find their level.

Maybe a 6 of a girl dates up to a 7 of a guy. Or a 4 dates a 5. But I don’t think a 9 dates a 6 or a 7 marries a 3. And yes I know there are exceptions in life.

I say this next part knowing I’m not a handsome man and I shouldn’t judge. But I’m sorry, I don’t think Taylor swift is either good looking or has a great body. I understand she’s talented. But here’s my theory: Travis Kelce in my opinion is not a handsome guy. So my theory holds true. Brad Pitt he’s so handsome I’d sleep with him. Look who he’s dated and married.

Anyway, yeah, if I had a hall pass and in some weird world Taylor swift would sleep with me, sure I’d use it. But I can find 10 better looking girls walking through partridge creek. Swift is beyond talented but come on, you think she’s really good looking?

Money and fame go a long way.

Billy Joel and Chriatie Brinkley? Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova?

I know you said there are exceptions, those were just a couple from my teen years that always boggled my mind.

In those cases, musical talent is probably part of it.