Re: The Swill Buddy System

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sat Feb 27, 2021 7:57 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Travis...I killed my buddy. Send the authorities to Old Barn Road in Holt. Tell them to take it north to the T in the road and then left. 300 yards down, there is an oak tree. That oak tree has a ton of family history. Anyway, continue down the road until you see the barn on your left with the smiley face painted on it. That's where the Oakland County Child killer used to keep the bodies. If you keep going past there, you'll find a park. Enter the park. Be sure to stay as quiet as possible. On your left there is a creek. Take your shoes off and leave them on the creek bed. Go stand in the creek. It is cold but don't worry help will arrive soon. While you are standing in the creek, take out your phone. Pull up Craigslist for Charleston South Carolina and search for a donkey. Message the seller that you are in the swamp and have the monkey. Lay low and wait. You will receive instructions on what to do next within 3 hours.

In the meantime can you get me a new buddy, there was an incident and he's dead. I'd like someone who has a little bit more of an effeminate build this time. I'm thinking Bob.

Thanks man.

God damn it wbh I cannot stress this enough everyone please do not murder your buddy sure sure a little bit of butt play with some cellophane over their face might sound like a good idea but it’s very dangerous.

If we can’t find pylon you’re going to get pantry but I trust pantry is out scouring fields right now looking for him as he is an excellent buddy.

by **The Pantry** Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:09 am

Nyet to Pylon. Despite being a lib and killing people, wbh would be a more logical buddy since he lives around the corner.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:14 am

Pantry I don’t think you understand how the buddy system works tbh

by **Motown Spartan** Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:27 am

I’m glad my triumphant return came post buddy system pairing.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:20 am

Wbh you get Motown you do you

by **Motown Spartan** Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:36 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Wbh you get Motown you do you

Dick move...
Dick. Move.

by **Turtleneck** Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:39 am

Can we focus on Pylon? Thanks.

by **The Pantry** Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:41 am

Fuck the dick move. Send pasties.

by **Motown Spartan** Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:43 am

The Pantry wrote:Fuck the dick move. Send pasties.

But I’m not your buddy!

by **The Pantry** Sat Feb 27, 2021 10:12 am

Motown Spartan wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Fuck the dick move. Send pasties.

But I’m not your buddy!

Like said, wbh lives around the corner. Will walk there to pick up pasties if he promises not to kill me.

by **Nordic** Sat Feb 27, 2021 12:33 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Travis...I killed my buddy. Send the authorities to Old Barn Road in Holt. Tell them to take it north to the T in the road and then left. 300 yards down, there is an oak tree. That oak tree has a ton of family history. Anyway, continue down the road until you see the barn on your left with the smiley face painted on it. That's where the Oakland County Child killer used to keep the bodies. If you keep going past there, you'll find a park. Enter the park. Be sure to stay as quiet as possible. On your left there is a creek. Take your shoes off and leave them on the creek bed. Go stand in the creek. It is cold but don't worry help will arrive soon. While you are standing in the creek, take out your phone. Pull up Craigslist for Charleston South Carolina and search for a donkey. Message the seller that you are in the swamp and have the monkey. Lay low and wait. You will receive instructions on what to do next within 3 hours.

In the meantime can you get me a new buddy, there was an incident and he's dead. I'd like someone who has a little bit more of an effeminate build this time. I'm thinking Bob.

Thanks man.

by **Nordic** Sat Feb 27, 2021 12:34 pm

I plan on drinking tonight. I might need my buddy to help me later.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:12 pm

fucking steve

by **DWags** Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:04 pm

Daughters 24th bday buddies. Cheers mother fuckers. (It’s actually Monday). Party tonight.

by **tGreenWay** Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:43 pm

The Pantry wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

But I’m not your buddy!
Like said, wbh lives around the corner. Will walk there to pick up pasties if he promises not to kill me.

Sofa jockey wants the easiest buddy.

by **tGreenWay** Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:45 pm

I’ll say it again: I really do think something bad happened to Dickfist. The guy had major health issues and was hospitalized pre-covid. This virus might have done more damage.
Hatch needs to get on this.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:10 pm

tGreenWay wrote:I’ll say it again: I really do think something bad happened to Dickfist. The guy had major health issues and was hospitalized pre-covid. This virus might have done more damage.
Hatch needs to get on this.

I’ve worried myself greenway tbh.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sun Feb 28, 2021 12:05 am

Well shit guys I didn't realize any of this when I gave you instructions on how to find the body last night. I hope he's ok, had no idea he had health issues. We did not exchange contact information as Travis had suggested.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:33 am

Floyd really let Wally down.

by **Dendrobates** Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:43 am

I think this system failed.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:44 am

Turtleneck wrote:Floyd really let Wally down.

Exactly what my GF says every Saturday night.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:48 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Floyd really let Wally down.

Exactly what my GF says every Saturday night.

She says you let Wally down? I am not sure what to do with this information.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:50 am

Dendrobates wrote:I think this system failed.

Everybody line up we’re getting new buddies. The Buddy System is dead long live the Buddy System

by **tGreenWay** Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:52 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I think this system failed.

Everybody line up we’re getting new buddies. The Buddy System is dead long live the Buddy System

So we’re doing another version of the buddy system? Didn’t we just prove we can’t handle that?

by **Turtleneck** Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:53 am

I like my Buddy, Travis. And by that I mean he doesn't like me, I don't like him, and therefore we do not speak to one another. It's the perfect human relationship.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:53 am

If you would like a swill buddy please confirm your participation in this thread and the algorithm will provide you a new buddy

by **Turtleneck** Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:57 am

I do not want Guest. They will call me every five minutes because they are annoyingly chatty and obsessive.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:00 am

Please don’t pair me with Turtleneck. The guy is an insatiable horndog and wants me to go with him to the bar every night. Plus, he’s super insecure and always asking me if his tie is straight.

by **kingstonlake** Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:11 am

Turtleneck wrote:I do not want Guest. They will call me every five minutes because they are annoyingly chatty and obsessive.

Up your username game, son. "they" was a dead giveaway.

That being said.... I will participate in the buddy system shuffle as long as I can be paired with ghosts seven schticks.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:13 am

tGreenWay wrote:Please don’t pair me with Turtleneck. The guy is an insatiable horndog and wants me to go with him to the bar every night. Plus, he’s super insecure and always asking me if his tie is straight.

YOU WILL BE WITH WHO THE ALGORITHM DECIDES YOU ARE WITH ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM

by **tGreenWay** Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:15 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Please don’t pair me with Turtleneck. The guy is an insatiable horndog and wants me to go with him to the bar every night. Plus, he’s super insecure and always asking me if his tie is straight.

YOU WILL BE WITH WHO THE ALGORITHM DECIDES YOU ARE WITH ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM

Please don’t yell. It triggers my ptsd and I can’t go home to change underwear today.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:16 am

I don't want a buddy. I'm more of a lone wolf. Not to be confused with former poster Lone Wolf.

by AvgMSUJoe Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:34 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:I don't want a buddy. I'm more of a lone wolf. Not to be confused with former poster Lone Wolf.

If Lone Wolf had your back there is a better then even chance you'd end up hit with friendly fire. Warning.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:37 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:I don't want a buddy. I'm more of a lone wolf. Not to be confused with former poster Lone Wolf.

Maybe you should have LWS as your buddy. He’s MIA and no one cares, anyway.

by Bredo Morstoel Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:42 am

Turtleneck wrote:I do not want Guest. They will call me every five minutes because they are annoyingly chatty and obsessive.

This is worse than being picked last for kick ball in fourth grade.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:43 am

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon Jan 31, 2022 12:06 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Travis...I killed my buddy. Send the authorities to Old Barn Road in Holt. Tell them to take it north to the T in the road and then left. 300 yards down, there is an oak tree. That oak tree has a ton of family history. Anyway, continue down the road until you see the barn on your left with the smiley face painted on it. That's where the Oakland County Child killer used to keep the bodies. If you keep going past there, you'll find a park. Enter the park. Be sure to stay as quiet as possible. On your left there is a creek. Take your shoes off and leave them on the creek bed. Go stand in the creek. It is cold but don't worry help will arrive soon. While you are standing in the creek, take out your phone. Pull up Craigslist for Charleston South Carolina and search for a donkey. Message the seller that you are in the swamp and have the monkey. Lay low and wait. You will receive instructions on what to do next within 3 hours.

In the meantime can you get me a new buddy, there was an incident and he's dead. I'd like someone who has a little bit more of an effeminate build this time. I'm thinking Bob.

Thanks man.

why am I just now seeing this? The Swill Buddy System - Page 8 502811600

by **Cameron** Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:46 pm

DWags is flourishing, so I feel that I am eminently qualified for the next round. Who is the next lucky survivor to whom I will lend my psychic healing powers?

by **Nordic** Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:50 pm

Sorry about OTPT. I promise I won't lose the next buddy.

by **Dendrobates** Mon Jan 31, 2022 7:38 pm

I may need a buddy if my stage 1 blower fails me.

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