Re: The Steve Show: Sample hours from our friend and star of the show: Steve

by **CORNER BLITZ** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 0:02

Nordic wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

If it’s on a commercial radio station, Steve will need commercial breaks to pay for his show. OTOH, if he’s going to do a podcast, per your recommendation, then income isn’t necessarily relevant. However, speaking from experience, the vocal cords will need breaks, fluids, etc.

He can ad reads and say "tell em Steve sent ya"

Verified by Steve, a mark you can trust

by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 0:30

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Nordic wrote:

He can ad reads and say "tell em Steve sent ya"

Verified by Steve, a mark you can trust

It should be noted that Steve won’t be allowed to say Fri-dee on the air. It’s clear he loves that Friday thread, but pronouncing it Fri-dee is a big no-no. Mad Dog has that word copyrighted and I can promise you, tSwill doesn’t have the cash on hand to buy Steve out of that legal mess.

by **duffy munn** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 6:50

tGreenWay wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Verified by Steve, a mark you can trust

It should be noted that Steve won’t be allowed to say Fri-dee on the air. It’s clear he loves that Friday thread, but pronouncing it Fri-dee is a big no-no. Mad Dog has that word copyrighted and I can promise you, tSwill doesn’t have the cash on hand to buy Steve out of that legal mess.

Can he use the name LEEVeon?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 8:20

steveschneider wrote:Alright, I'm going to get cracking on this. Stay tuned!

The Steve Show: Sample hours from our friend and star of the show: Steve - Page 2 2Q==

by **DWags** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 8:24

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Fuckin' Steve.

This should be the name. I mean, if we’re going for high brow.

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 9:57

I will be honest I started that thread hoping one of you fuckers would take it up...I was just looking for something new to listen to. You'll be happy to know I think I have 15 minutes covered. Stay tuned listeners!

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 10:22

Wow. Revising my initial thoughts. Steve didn't play GreenWay. GW played Steve.

GW called Steve out. Steve immediately caved. In this thread, Steve is playing the role of Claude Lemieux. Do you like turtles, Steve?

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 10:44

Turtleneck wrote:Wow. Revising my initial thoughts. Steve didn't play GreenWay. GW played Steve.

GW called Steve out. Steve immediately caved. In this thread, Steve is playing the role of Claude Lemieux. Do you like turtles, Steve?

I don't see any sides in this thread, I just see people having a discussion.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 10:49

Steve, I'll provide you with a loose outline on what it would take to become a sports radio personality in the greater Lansing area:

"ya know, anybody who has been listening to me in the Lansing/East Lansing area and all points in between know one thing: I don't push no baby buggies. I was talkin' with Tommy Izzo once and after I convinced him to drop the stalking charges, I asked him "who is the most best predictor of success in your profession" and he said "ya know Dogg.. you gotta understand that just 'cause you lead a horse to water don't mean there are too many cooks in the kitchen"..

.. he told me that. He really did. It reminded me of the time I was at the Fall Brawl in September of 1987.. the Silverdome.. Big John Studd took Abdullah the Butcher to the woodshed. I was there.. I really was.. just 'cuz I drag razor wire across my forehead don't mean that I ain't got no ride to work..

okay, this next human on the line.. you will know him from your television set. He don't got no problem comin' on with the Dogg. He really don't. He was here once before and told me "ya know, Dogg, just 'cause there is a bird in the hand don't mean that Tommy Izzo ain't gonna win a golf outing..

Brock.. HIT THE MUSIC.. you'll know this man from your television set. He's from Michigan... he really is. You know him from the hit program "Full House".. his reputation is beyond reproach. You ask anyone who don't not know him and they'll not tell you the same thing.. ladies and gentlemen, Dave Coulier.. Dave, welcome to The Mad Dog Show"...

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 11:25

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Steve, I'll provide you with a loose outline on what it would take to become a sports radio personality in the greater Lansing area:

"ya know, anybody who has been listening to me in the Lansing/East Lansing area and all points in between know one thing: I don't push no baby buggies. I was talkin' with Tommy Izzo once and after I convinced him to drop the stalking charges, I asked him "who is the most best predictor of success in your profession" and he said "ya know Dogg.. you gotta understand that just 'cause you lead a horse to water don't mean there are too many cooks in the kitchen"..

.. he told me that. He really did. It reminded me of the time I was at the Fall Brawl in September of 1987.. the Silverdome.. Big John Studd took Abdullah the Butcher to the woodshed. I was there.. I really was.. just 'cuz I drag razor wire across my forehead don't mean that I ain't got no ride to work..

okay, this next human on the line.. you will know him from your television set. He don't got no problem comin' on with the Dogg. He really don't. He was here once before and told me "ya know, Dogg, just 'cause there is a bird in the hand don't mean that Tommy Izzo ain't gonna win a golf outing..

Brock.. HIT THE MUSIC.. you'll know this man from your television set. He's from Michigan... he really is. You know him from the hit program "Full House".. his reputation is beyond reproach. You ask anyone who don't not know him and they'll not tell you the same thing.. ladies and gentlemen, Dave Coulier.. Dave, welcome to The Mad Dog Show"...

Sounds like this guy is broadcasting live from the rail road tracks by Golden Harvest. I waited one time for the long line to eat breakfast there and I got so bored I went for a stroll while my friends held our spot and man those tracks were just loaded with empty vodka bottles.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 12:38

steveschneider wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Steve, I'll provide you with a loose outline on what it would take to become a sports radio personality in the greater Lansing area:

"ya know, anybody who has been listening to me in the Lansing/East Lansing area and all points in between know one thing: I don't push no baby buggies. I was talkin' with Tommy Izzo once and after I convinced him to drop the stalking charges, I asked him "who is the most best predictor of success in your profession" and he said "ya know Dogg.. you gotta understand that just 'cause you lead a horse to water don't mean there are too many cooks in the kitchen"..

.. he told me that. He really did. It reminded me of the time I was at the Fall Brawl in September of 1987.. the Silverdome.. Big John Studd took Abdullah the Butcher to the woodshed. I was there.. I really was.. just 'cuz I drag razor wire across my forehead don't mean that I ain't got no ride to work..

okay, this next human on the line.. you will know him from your television set. He don't got no problem comin' on with the Dogg. He really don't. He was here once before and told me "ya know, Dogg, just 'cause there is a bird in the hand don't mean that Tommy Izzo ain't gonna win a golf outing..

Brock.. HIT THE MUSIC.. you'll know this man from your television set. He's from Michigan... he really is. You know him from the hit program "Full House".. his reputation is beyond reproach. You ask anyone who don't not know him and they'll not tell you the same thing.. ladies and gentlemen, Dave Coulier.. Dave, welcome to The Mad Dog Show"...

Sounds like this guy is broadcasting live from the rail road tracks by Golden Harvest. I waited one time for the long line to eat breakfast there and I got so bored I went for a stroll while my friends held our spot and man those tracks were just loaded with empty vodka bottles.

been there once. Not my scene.

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 12:41

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Sounds like this guy is broadcasting live from the rail road tracks by Golden Harvest. I waited one time for the long line to eat breakfast there and I got so bored I went for a stroll while my friends held our spot and man those tracks were just loaded with empty vodka bottles.
been there once. Not my scene.

Golden Harvest or the railroad tracks?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 12:43

steveschneider wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
been there once. Not my scene.

Golden Harvest or the railroad tracks?

Golden Harvest.

spent a ton of time hanging around railroad tracks. When I was a kid, me and my buddies would jump a train and ride it across town and hop off. We were maybe 12-13.

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 12:52

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Golden Harvest or the railroad tracks?
Golden Harvest.

spent a ton of time hanging around railroad tracks. When I was a kid, me and my buddies would jump a train and ride it across town and hop off. We were maybe 12-13.

I went two times. first time I thought it was worth the wait and the second time I was very underwhelmed. Last time I was in Lansing I went to some place on Cedar Street that had hippie hash...it was way too greasy for my liking but I did like the staff and the diner a lot.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 13:18

steveschneider wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: Golden Harvest.

spent a ton of time hanging around railroad tracks. When I was a kid, me and my buddies would jump a train and ride it across town and hop off. We were maybe 12-13.

I went two times. first time I thought it was worth the wait and the second time I was very underwhelmed. Last time I was in Lansing I went to some place on Cedar Street that had hippie hash...it was way too greasy for my liking but I did like the staff and the diner a lot.

Fleetowood. It's a good little hang if you happen to be down that way.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 13:52

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Steve, I'll provide you with a loose outline on what it would take to become a sports radio personality in the greater Lansing area:

"ya know, anybody who has been listening to me in the Lansing/East Lansing area and all points in between know one thing: I don't push no baby buggies. I was talkin' with Tommy Izzo once and after I convinced him to drop the stalking charges, I asked him "who is the most best predictor of success in your profession" and he said "ya know Dogg.. you gotta understand that just 'cause you lead a horse to water don't mean there are too many cooks in the kitchen"..

.. he told me that. He really did. It reminded me of the time I was at the Fall Brawl in September of 1987.. the Silverdome.. Big John Studd took Abdullah the Butcher to the woodshed. I was there.. I really was.. just 'cuz I drag razor wire across my forehead don't mean that I ain't got no ride to work..

okay, this next human on the line.. you will know him from your television set. He don't got no problem comin' on with the Dogg. He really don't. He was here once before and told me "ya know, Dogg, just 'cause there is a bird in the hand don't mean that Tommy Izzo ain't gonna win a golf outing..

Brock.. HIT THE MUSIC.. you'll know this man from your television set. He's from Michigan... he really is. You know him from the hit program "Full House".. his reputation is beyond reproach. You ask anyone who don't not know him and they'll not tell you the same thing.. ladies and gentlemen, Dave Coulier.. Dave, welcome to The Mad Dog Show"...

Give this guy a triple Ric Flair!

WOOO!!!!
WOOO!!!!
WOOO!!!!

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 14:22

steveschneider wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Wow. Revising my initial thoughts. Steve didn't play GreenWay. GW played Steve.

GW called Steve out. Steve immediately caved. In this thread, Steve is playing the role of Claude Lemieux. Do you like turtles, Steve?

I don't see any sides in this thread, I just see people having a discussion.

That's no fun, Steve.

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 14:39

Turtleneck wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I don't see any sides in this thread, I just see people having a discussion.

That's no fun, Steve.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 15:23

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Golden Harvest or the railroad tracks?
Golden Harvest.

spent a ton of time hanging around railroad tracks. When I was a kid, me and my buddies would jump a train and ride it across town and hop off. We were maybe 12-13.

They tried way too hard to be indifferently hip. Excellent food each of the times I was there, but it was painful to watch how hard they tried to be uncool.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 15:25

steveschneider wrote:I will be honest I started that thread hoping one of you fuckers would take it up...I was just looking for something new to listen to. You'll be happy to know I think I have 15 minutes covered. Stay tuned listeners!

You’re not writing your show out verbatim, are you?

by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 15:25

Also, no pressure, Steve, but Mad Dog’s birthday is today.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 15:28

duffy munn wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

It should be noted that Steve won’t be allowed to say Fri-dee on the air. It’s clear he loves that Friday thread, but pronouncing it Fri-dee is a big no-no. Mad Dog has that word copyrighted and I can promise you, tSwill doesn’t have the cash on hand to buy Steve out of that legal mess.

Can he use the name LEEVeon?

Allowed. Dave can’t copyright the mispronunciation of another person’s name. Although, now I’m wondering if Staudt could copyright the way he pronounces Illinois and Wisconsin: Ellinois and Wesconsin.

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 15:34

tGreenWay wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: Golden Harvest.

spent a ton of time hanging around railroad tracks. When I was a kid, me and my buddies would jump a train and ride it across town and hop off. We were maybe 12-13.

They tried way too hard to be indifferently hip. Excellent food each of the times I was there, but it was painful to watch how hard they tried to be uncool.

I just thought it was a top notch breakfast the first time I went there. I left there thoroughly impressed and had zero complaints. They must have lost the chef or whoever it was that was cooking the great food because the next time it was very mediocre and that won't cut it after an hour long wait.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 15:51

Remember that it's pronounced Klingon Treebot, Steve.

by Rick Saunders Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 16:50

Long time listener, occasional caller.

I think what tGW is trying to say here, Steve. Sorry, I don't know you, can I call you Steve? The tips tGW is laying down here you, very effectively I might add, are 1) just repeat yourself a lot. 2)Don't hesitate to say the same things over and over, it's your show. 3)You can pretty much count on the crazies to call in and then riff off whatever nonsense they have to say. It's your show. You have to plan every minute. One good plan (executed here exquisitely by your guest tGW) is to just shoot the she-ite with your panel and occasionally lop around to the hour's topic. It's your show.

by **The Pantry** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 17:11

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I went two times. first time I thought it was worth the wait and the second time I was very underwhelmed. Last time I was in Lansing I went to some place on Cedar Street that had hippie hash...it was way too greasy for my liking but I did like the staff and the diner a lot.
Fleetowood. It's a good little hang if you happen to be down that way.

Been in EL long enough to remember this place? Awesome breakfast, especially after Dooley's closed for the evening/early morning. It's my username namesake.

The PanTree

The Steve Show: Sample hours from our friend and star of the show: Steve - Page 2 Pantre10

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 17:21

When Steve has Pantry as a guest, it will go something like this...

by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 17:32

steveschneider wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

They tried way too hard to be indifferently hip. Excellent food each of the times I was there, but it was painful to watch how hard they tried to be uncool.

I just thought it was a top notch breakfast the first time I went there. I left there thoroughly impressed and had zero complaints. They must have lost the chef or whoever it was that was cooking the great food because the next time it was very mediocre and that won't cut it after an hour long wait.

Close. The owners divorced. He was the creative minded chef, but she got the restaurant. I don’t know any more details. A little while later, he opened a food truck and parked it along Detroit St. just south of Michigan Ave. on Lansing’s east side. No idea exactly what happened after that, but I think the long and short of it was he expanded the biz with others, they got sick of him and was booted. What any of those players are doing now—I haven’t any idea.

by **The Pantry** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 18:18

Turtleneck wrote:When Steve has Pantry as a guest, it will go something like this...

Naw. That would be more like Cam as a guest.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 18:36

Turtleneck wrote:When Steve has Pantry as a guest, it will go something like this...

FAKE

by **Nordic** Thu 22 Oct 2020 - 22:06

I think we have answered the question, "Do You Think Fucking Steve Could Make It On Sports Radio? "

by **steveschneider** Fri 23 Oct 2020 - 11:40

Teaser, I got a one hour outline coming up soon. You won't want to miss it.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri 23 Oct 2020 - 12:17

by **Turtleneck** Fri 23 Oct 2020 - 12:41

steveschneider wrote:Teaser, I got a one hour outline coming up soon. You won't want to miss it.

I think I want to miss it.

by **Nordic** Fri 23 Oct 2020 - 12:51

steveschneider wrote:Teaser, I got a one hour outline coming up soon. You won't want to miss it.

Pre-game show thread?

by **steveschneider** Fri 23 Oct 2020 - 13:14

Turtleneck wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Teaser, I got a one hour outline coming up soon. You won't want to miss it.

I think I want to miss it.

Ok, I'm just going to PM it to Greenway when it is ready.

by **NigelUno** Fri 23 Oct 2020 - 14:12

steveschneider wrote:Teaser, I got a one hour outline coming up soon. You won't want to miss it.

Skip the outline. Just do a podcast.

by **Rocinante** Fri 23 Oct 2020 - 14:29

No post it here Steve. I need to see this.

by AvgMSUJoe Fri 23 Oct 2020 - 14:34

NigelUno wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Teaser, I got a one hour outline coming up soon. You won't want to miss it.

Skip the outline. Just do a podcast.

tSwill podcast. ug.

by AvgMSUJoe Fri 23 Oct 2020 - 14:47

Does Hondo have a podcast?

That would be like masturbating with a cheese grater...

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