We need nominations for Mods

steveschneider wrote:

Cameron wrote:I nominate myself for mod of this bitch. I don't read bullshit threads like this, and I'll only do the job when drunk, high, or both.

No matter what happens, fuck everybody. Bong rips and white russians equal great fun.

I vote no to Cameron being a mod.

I vote yes, he brings a level of sobriety that we need in our mods.

Cameron wrote:I nominate myself for mod of this bitch. I don't read bullshit threads like this, and I'll only do the job when drunk, high, or both.

No matter what happens, fuck everybody. Bong rips and white russians equal great fun.

Fuck you too, buddy. You're here about as much as Heat anymore

Tanfan! wrote:wHAt Da FU#k. Gomer skates in here and tosses a grenade then runs away after I eviscerate his sorry ass. You pussy
!

I straight smoked you. We still know you aren't fucking anything because your dick is limper than Michael Sam's wrist (NTTAWWT; both your old dick and MS)

Grenades are usually fatal. This one didn't even have to go to the judges. I laid you out and you got up mumbling about Reagan and speed dial and how I "claim I travel a lot"? Some people shook their head about how the once mighty tanfan is now impotent, but the majority of them just laughed. Early onset dementia isn't pretty, folks.

How are the workouts coming? Do you have your BMI out of the obese range yet?

Moderate deez nutz!

Gomer wrote:

Tanfan! wrote:wHAt Da FU#k.  Gomer skates in here and tosses a grenade then runs away after I eviscerate his sorry ass. You pussy
!

I straight smoked you. We still know you aren't fucking anything because your dick is limper than Michael Sam's wrist (NTTAWWT; both your old dick and MS)

Grenades are usually fatal. This one didn't even have to go to the judges.  I laid you out and you got up mumbling about Reagan and speed dial and how I "claim I travel a lot"?  Some people shook their head about how the once mighty tanfan is now impotent, but the majority of them just laughed.  Early onset dementia isn't pretty, folks.

How are the workouts coming?  Do you have your BMI out of the obese range yet?

Yeah all that banging I've been doing with your wife while your away has left me 10lbs lighter.  Thanks for asking.  Bwaaaaa haaaa.  You ain't nothin bitch. I can come back at any time and just own you fatty

The Pantry wrote:

Cameron wrote:I nominate myself for mod of this bitch. I don't read bullshit threads like this, and I'll only do the job when drunk, high, or both.

No matter what happens, fuck everybody. Bong rips and white russians equal great fun.

Fuck you too, buddy. You're here about as much as Heat anymore

Let me get this straight. Heat abandoned this place after he helped start it. Nigel has that effect on people.

Tanfan! wrote:

Gomer wrote:
I straight smoked you. We still know you aren't fucking anything because your dick is limper than Michael Sam's wrist (NTTAWWT; both your old dick and MS)

Grenades are usually fatal. This one didn't even have to go to the judges.  I laid you out and you got up mumbling about Reagan and speed dial and how I "claim I travel a lot"?  Some people shook their head about how the once mighty tanfan is now impotent, but the majority of them just laughed.  Early onset dementia isn't pretty, folks.

How are the workouts coming?  Do you have your BMI out of the obese range yet?

Yeah all that banging I've been doing with your wife while your away has left me 10lbs lighter.  Thanks for asking.  Bwaaaaa haaaa.  You ain't nothin bitch. I can come back at any time and just own you fatty

So close to total evisceration!!! The only thing missing was another Andrew Dice Clay attempt at humor. You are really slipping.

Tanfan! wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Fuck you too, buddy. You're here about as much as Heat anymore

Let me get this straight. Heat abandoned this place after he helped start it. Nigel has that effect on people.

Not quite. It actually had to do with Jiebs and Roc, or at least it appears that way.

Can I be mod today?

DWags wrote:Can I be mod today?

Promise to unfairly kick some ass, ruffle various feathers and generally be a professional shit stirrer and you'll have my vote.

InTenSity wrote:

Tanfan! wrote:


Let me get this straight. Heat abandoned this place after he helped start it. Nigel has that effect on people.

Not quite. It actually had to do with Jiebs and Roc, or at least it appears that way.

If so, Roc's membership in the Co9 is in jeopardy.

InTenSity wrote:

Tanfan! wrote:


Let me get this straight. Heat abandoned this place after he helped start it. Nigel has that effect on people.

Not quite. It actually had to do with Jiebs and Roc, or at least it appears that way.

What?! What the fuck did I do?

This is when Heat said he is going to follow SRC's lead

I think Heat will come back for the football season. Hopefully we can fake bet again on the games.

Hey I can't help it that I'm always right and people get sand in their pussies about it. What are you the board historian?

As you all can see, less policing has not led to total chaos, so screw you.

Rocinante wrote:Hey I can't help it that I'm always right and people get sand in their pussies about it. What are you the board historian?

Can I have your badge when you get kicked out?

Giant Moose wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Hey I can't help it that I'm always right and people get sand in their pussies about it. What are you the board historian?

Can I have your badge when you get kicked out?

Yes. But you'll pry that twitter account from my cold dead hands.

Can we take away Roc's profit sharing and split it between the remaining eight Co9 members?

Turtleneck wrote:Can we take away Roc's profit sharing and split it between the remaining eight Co9 members?

I knew you choads would turn on each other.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Can we take away Roc's profit sharing and split it between the remaining eight Co9 members?

I knew you choads would turn on each other.

So you don't want a cut?

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I knew you choads would turn on each other.

So you don't want a cut?

Of course I'd take a cut, but I'm not in the Co9.

Turtleneck wrote:Can we take away Roc's profit sharing and split it between the remaining eight Co9 members?

0 x 9 = 0 x 8

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

So you don't want a cut?

Of course I'd take a cut, but I'm not in the Co9.

It can be arranged.

NigelUno wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Can we take away Roc's profit sharing and split it between the remaining eight Co9 members?

0 x 9 = 0 x 8

Nigel we agreed we wouldn't mislead the rabble. That's one month of restricted helicopter access for you.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Of course I'd take a cut, but I'm not in the Co9.

It can be arranged.

Is it true you guys have an all-access pass to the unpublished photos of Heat's wife? I hear things....

Rocinante wrote:Hey I can't help it that I'm always right and people get sand in their pussies about it. What are you the board historian?

It took me all of 45 seconds to dig that up. The search functions here are amazing. Hah! I forgot to post this about an hour and a half ago.

InTenSity wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Hey I can't help it that I'm always right and people get sand in their pussies about it. What are you the board historian?

It took me all of 45 seconds to dig that up. The search functions here are amazing. Hah! I forgot to post this about an hour and a half ago.

Well stop it. I have an image to protect.

Rocinante wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
Not quite. It actually had to do with Jiebs and Roc, or at least it appears that way.

What?! What the fuck did I do?

Heat had a hard on for that Bieber guy but I don't understand why he would jump ship because of it

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Rocinante wrote:

What?! What the fuck did I do?

Heat had a hard on for that Bieber guy but I don't understand why he would jump ship because of it

I'm guessing both Heat and SRC had a kid or something. Trevor left tRCMB when he had a kid, too.

Giant Moose wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:



Heat had a hard on for that Bieber guy but I don't understand why he would jump ship because of it

I'm guessing both Heat and SRC had a kid or something. Trevor left tRCMB when he had a kid, too.

I miss the kinky pics of Heat's wife.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Giant Moose wrote:
I'm guessing both Heat and SRC had a kid or something. Trevor left tRCMB when he had a kid, too.

I miss the kinky pics of Heat's wife.

You didn't save the old ones? Yeah, me too