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by **Floyd Robertson** Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:44 am

Better pic of Tuck Comin' flag.

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by **Turtleneck** Tue May 09, 2023 10:11 am

It's almost August and this place is a mess. 5-7 will be a dream season at this point.

by **Trapper Gus** Tue May 09, 2023 10:39 am

Turtleneck wrote:It's almost August and this place is a mess. 5-7 will be a dream season at this point.

Does Tucker even have all of his portal recruits, yet?

by **Turtleneck** Tue May 09, 2023 2:49 pm

Are you suggesting we should not be focused. The off season is over. It’s time to prepare for Big 10 domination.

by **tGreenWay** Tue May 09, 2023 3:45 pm

My understanding from reading and watching local sports is the whole team hit the portal and Mel won’t be able to field a team this year. Season scrapped. Focus —> unnecessary

by **Motown Spartan** Tue May 09, 2023 3:54 pm

Guys, Amber Rinestine just entered the portal. She's the Head Football Performance Dietitian.

by **tGreenWay** Tue May 09, 2023 4:16 pm

Motown Spartan wrote:Guys, Amber Rinestine just entered the portal. She's the Head Football Performance Dietitian.

That’s because now that all the players have gone, they’ve moved onto staff.

by **DWags** Tue May 09, 2023 4:40 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:Guys, Amber Rinestine just entered the portal. She's the Head Football Performance Dietitian.

That’s because now that all the players have gone, they’ve moved onto staff.

Guys we were 5-7 last year

by **Turtleneck** Fri Jun 16, 2023 2:17 pm

There is no focus right now.

Beer? Fuck beer. Bird threads? Enough already. It's been months. Now threads about bowel movements? Keep it up and 4-8 will be a dream season.

by **DWags** Fri Jun 16, 2023 3:29 pm

Turtleneck wrote:There is no focus right now.

Beer? Fuck beer. Bird threads? Enough already. It's been months. Now threads about bowel movements? Keep it up and 4-8 will be a dream season.

Speaking of dreams, I had a real weird one last night. Everybody rented one of those little scooters that you get downtown Detroit to go to a bar. But all the guys were naked and they all had bigger Johnson’s than mine. Anybody want to take a shot at what that means?

by **The Pantry** Fri Jun 16, 2023 3:46 pm

Turtleneck wrote:There is no focus right now.

Beer? Fuck beer. Bird threads? Enough already. It's been months. Now threads about bowel movements? Keep it up and 4-8 will be a dream season.

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Penn State dog fuckers. You forgot dog fuckers.

by **Turtleneck** Fri Jun 16, 2023 3:52 pm

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:There is no focus right now.

Beer? Fuck beer. Bird threads? Enough already. It's been months. Now threads about bowel movements? Keep it up and 4-8 will be a dream season.
Penn State dog fuckers. You forgot dog fuckers.

Because it's not just a PSU thing so it's best to leave it alone

by **tGreenWay** Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:00 pm

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:There is no focus right now.

Beer? Fuck beer. Bird threads? Enough already. It's been months. Now threads about bowel movements? Keep it up and 4-8 will be a dream season.

Speaking of dreams, I had a real weird one last night. Everybody rented one of those little scooters that you get downtown Detroit to go to a bar. But all the guys were naked and they all had bigger Johnson’s than mine. Anybody want to take a shot at what that means?

I’m not taking a shot of your little Johnson.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:05 pm

Turtleneck wants us to focus and then posts plush porn. Nice job. You must be a furry.

by **Turtleneck** Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:06 pm

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:There is no focus right now.

Beer? Fuck beer. Bird threads? Enough already. It's been months. Now threads about bowel movements? Keep it up and 4-8 will be a dream season.

Speaking of dreams, I had a real weird one last night. Everybody rented one of those little scooters that you get downtown Detroit to go to a bar. But all the guys were naked and they all had bigger Johnson’s than mine. Anybody want to take a shot at what that means?

That wasn't a dream. That was last Saturday. Now fucking focus.

by AvgMSUJoe Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:28 pm

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:There is no focus right now.

Beer? Fuck beer. Bird threads? Enough already. It's been months. Now threads about bowel movements? Keep it up and 4-8 will be a dream season.

Speaking of dreams, I had a real weird one last night. Everybody rented one of those little scooters that you get downtown Detroit to go to a bar. But all the guys were naked and they all had bigger Johnson’s than mine. Anybody want to take a shot at what that means?

Well, my guess... Detroit means somewhere familiar you should be comfortable in... the scooters mean you felt the need for movement, like you were in a hurry. The naked guys obviously means your gay. The small weenie means you aren't very good at being gay.... put that all together and you come up with... uh.... focus?

by **Trapper Gus** Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:43 pm

I read once that the plot of dreams is meaningless, it is all about the emotions, or maybe I dreamed that.

by **Turtleneck** Fri Jun 16, 2023 5:40 pm

My goodness. 2-10. Maybe. If MSU is lucky.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Jun 16, 2023 5:47 pm

I rarely remember my dreams. Probably because Turtleneck shattered them with all of his terrible season record predictions.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri Jun 16, 2023 5:57 pm

Trapper Gus wrote:I read once that the plot of dreams is meaningless, it is all about the emotions, or maybe I dreamed that.

Is horny an emotion?

by **tGreenWay** Fri Jun 16, 2023 7:05 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Trapper Gus wrote:I read once that the plot of dreams is meaningless, it is all about the emotions, or maybe I dreamed that.
Is horny an emotion?

Stop your horny posting.

by **Nordic** Sat Jul 22, 2023 9:02 am

The lack of focus in the EDM thread is concerning. We are less than 5 weeks from the start of the season.

Two-a-days posting starts Monday.

by **The Pantry** Sat Jul 22, 2023 9:08 am

Nordic wrote:The lack of focus in the EDM thread is concerning. We are less than 5 weeks from the start of the season.

Two-a-days posting starts Monday.

Your erectile dysfunction music thread is disturbing.

by **Turtleneck** Sun Jul 23, 2023 9:16 pm

This is what happens when tSwill focuses. Get focused.

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by **Trapper Gus** Mon Jul 24, 2023 8:37 am

Turtleneck wrote:This is what happens when tSwill focuses. Get focused.

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What is clear from these clips is that there is no substitution for speed.

Also, that offensive line was better than I remember.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Jul 24, 2023 10:12 am

Trapper Gus wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:This is what happens when tSwill focuses. Get focused.

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What is clear from these clips is that there is no substitution for speed.

Also, that offensive line was better than I remember.

What is clear is that focused posting wins games. You're not focused.

by **Trapper Gus** Mon Jul 24, 2023 10:16 am

ouch!

ow ow ow

by **Turtleneck** Wed Aug 30, 2023 9:54 am

Right now it’s CMU 24 MSU 17 because of the lack of focus. You had all off season to discuss cheap food. Focus!

by **The Pantry** Wed Aug 30, 2023 10:29 am

Piss off. Just keeping it light. You're gonna give yourself an ulcer.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Aug 30, 2023 12:14 pm

Turtleneck wrote:Right now it’s CMU 24 MSU 17 because of the lack of focus. You had all off season to discuss cheap food. Focus!

Really? How long was my nap?

by **Nordic** Mon Sep 11, 2023 12:00 pm

Bump. Mel is gone. We still have a game this week to prep for.

by **Nordic** Sun Mar 17, 2024 8:12 pm

Ya'll got 4 days to get your shit together

by **kingstonlake** Sun Mar 17, 2024 8:38 pm

This board needs an enema.

by **tGreenWay** Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:15 pm

I’m ready.

by AvgMSUJoe Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:47 pm

kingstonlake wrote:This board needs an enema.

(Knowing the average age... We've all thought about our "movements")

by **Turtleneck** Sun Mar 17, 2024 10:29 pm

Weather, gardens, geography, birds...we lost our way.

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