I’m paying my daughters rent for July in east Lansing. Nobody is in her apartment

My wife and I are thinking. “Screw it” let’s use her apartment in July for a couple days.

Help me out. What’s up in EL after July 13? We want to go there and party and use the money I’m spending on that damn apartment.

Give me some days to go there. And reasons why. Also, if you need a place to stay in EL this July …..,,

Awwww shit.... dwags is throwing a rager in EL.

Everyone, buy your college beer or pay $3 at the door for a solo... shits gunna get real.

Lol. University Edge apartments. Fucking I’ve paid a goodly amount for a bit here. I want my money used.

Dagwoods is within stumbling distance
Lugnuts have a weekend home stand July 23/24/25
MSU Dairy Store hours are 12-9 Wed thru Sunday
Altus Ethiopian is open Tuesday thru Saturday 4:30-9:00


Get some culture @ the Broad Art Museum open Thursday thru Sunday 10-6 (and it’s free)

GRR Spartan wrote:Dagwoods is within stumbling distance
Lugnuts have a weekend home stand July 23/24/25
MSU Dairy Store hours are 12-9 Wed thru Sunday
Altus Ethiopian is open Tuesday thru Saturday 4:30-9:00


Get some culture @ the Broad Art Museum open Thursday thru Sunday 10-6 (and it’s free)

What's Dagwoods? Also, bet Jingles can get Dwags and Mrs Dwags up to the suite for the Lugnuts

DWags wrote:Lol. University Edge apartments. Fucking I’ve paid a goodly amount for a bit here. I want my money used.

Sure you don't mean Waters Edge? Real shit happens there.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Awwww shit.... dwags is throwing a rager in EL.

Everyone, buy your college beer or pay $3 at the door for a solo... shits gunna get real.

This. If he doesn’t throw a rager he needs to rethink his priorities in life.

This first option screams your name, DWags.

• https://www.cityofeastlansing.com/823/Seniors-Program-Prime-Time

• The July meeting of the Age-friendly community committee meets on the 21st. https://www.cityofeastlansing.com/Calendar.aspx?EID=12585

How about he rents it to you so you will stop complaining about road closures in your neighborhood?

Fucking Turtleneck nails it Every. Damn. Time.

Turtleneck wrote:How about he rents it to you so you will stop complaining about road closures in your neighborhood?

Can’t. I’m banned from multi-unit housing on account of me exceeding the maximum allowable decibel levels from my snoring. Something about public health hazard, nuisance, hearing loss, ptsd-triggering, or some such malarkey.

kingstonlake wrote:Fucking Turtleneck nails it Every. Damn. Time.

Why don’t you go back to posting tweets.

I'll be in the Lansing area July 22 through the..24th? I wanna golf.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:How about he rents it to you so you will stop complaining about road closures in your neighborhood?

Can’t. I’m banned from multi-unit housing on account of me exceeding the maximum allowable decibel levels from my snoring.  Something about public health hazard, nuisance, hearing loss, ptsd-triggering, or some such malarkey.

Old guy post of the day: it has been suggested that I get a sleep study done. Resisting. (Confident I will be told to use a air mask thing). Told the wife we need a his and her sleep study. (cause she's worse than me.) Then at least she can't look at me funny when I'm making moves.

the entire month of July, I'll be tuned into the Tour de France in between bike rides, runs and naps.

stop on by, DWags - you'll find that watching a bunch of drug-fueled Europeans ride through the Alps and Pyrenees is boring as hell, but the tiresome monotony makes up for it.

There's always Omars

Dendrobates wrote:There's always Omars

You’ve seen two you’ve seen’em all.

GRR Spartan wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:There's always Omars

You’ve seen two you’ve seen’em all.

Correction:
You've seen two of them, you WANT to see them all.

GRR Spartan wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:There's always Omars

You’ve seen two you’ve seen’em all.

Yea, but you can never have too many in your face.

Dendrobates wrote:

GRR Spartan wrote:

You’ve seen two you’ve seen’em all.

Yea, but you can never have too many in your face.

You motorboatin’ sonuvabitch.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Can’t. I’m banned from multi-unit housing on account of me exceeding the maximum allowable decibel levels from my snoring.  Something about public health hazard, nuisance, hearing loss, ptsd-triggering, or some such malarkey.

Old guy post of the day: it has been suggested that I get a sleep study done. Resisting. (Confident I will be told to use a air mask thing). Told the wife we need a his and her sleep study. (cause she's worse than me.) Then at least she can't look at me funny when I'm making moves.

I was told that too. I figured the only way I was going to get some sleep at one of those study places was if they drugged me, which kind of defeats the purpose of the study. I cancelled it.

tGreenWay wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:

Yea, but you can never have too many in your face.

You motorboatin’ sonuvabitch.

Dwags you are overthinking this.

30pk of Beast Light from QD, some motorboating, Taco Bell, nap... lather, rinse & repeat.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Old guy post of the day: it has been suggested that I get a sleep study done. Resisting. (Confident I will be told to use a air mask thing). Told the wife we need a his and her sleep study. (cause she's worse than me.) Then at least she can't look at me funny when I'm making moves.

I was told that too. I figured the only way I was going to get some sleep at one of those study places was if they drugged me, which kind of defeats the purpose of the study. I cancelled it.

Did one 2 decades ago. Counted my boners at night. Took my tonsils and adinoids (sp)and that uvula thing that hangs down. I sleep better.

DWags wrote:

Jake from State Farm wrote:

I was told that too. I figured the only way I was going to get some sleep at one of those study places was if they drugged me, which kind of defeats the purpose of the study. I cancelled it.

Did one 2 decades ago. Counted my boners at night. Took my tonsils and adinoids (sp)and that uvula thing that hangs down. I sleep better.

I thought only chicks had that done...?

The Pantry wrote:

DWags wrote:

Did one 2 decades ago. Counted my boners at night. Took my tonsils and adinoids (sp)and that uvula thing that hangs down. I sleep better.

I thought only chicks had that done...?

LOL, maybe I don't know what it is. Its that thing in the back of your throat that hangs down. I dont' know what it's called. But after the operation was over, I had to teach myself how to swallow. When they take that, some of the soft palate up there and your tonsils, the first real drink you have shoots out your nose, it doesn't get forced down your throat by the apparatuses you've used your whole life. You have to teach yourself to do it.