Obsession - the tears of my enemies.

One of my scummer buddies in fla, “I’m sure you’ll bring up his bowl record but those were against good teams”. He really sent that message. For reals.

kingstonlake wrote:One of my scummer buddies in fla, “I’m sure you’ll bring up his bowl record but those were against good teams”. He really sent that message. For reals.

Talk about being oblivious.

NigelUno wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:The UM administration looks pathetic.

Jimmy is gonna win this power play move. He tried the same thing with the 49ers (and the GM), but went 8-8.
UM’s new President appears to be a big fan boy, and would get roasted if Harbaugh walked (after getting so involved in the process). I wouldn’t be shocked if Warde somehow is the new Big Ten commissioner.

Really? He was under qualified for the AD position and has done nothing but piss himself while AD. Well now that you mention it, he does sound like a classic case of someone who fails upwards.

gomersbro wrote:

NigelUno wrote:
Jimmy is gonna win this power play move. He tried the same thing with the 49ers (and the GM), but went 8-8.
UM’s new President appears to be a big fan boy, and would get roasted if Harbaugh walked (after getting so involved in the process). I wouldn’t be shocked if Warde somehow is the new Big Ten commissioner.

Really? He was under qualified for the AD position and has done nothing but piss himself while AD. Well now that you mention it, he does sound like a classic case of someone who fails upwards.

He cut Jimmy's salary in half. Jimmy's never going to let that go. Warde will be miserable as long as Jimmy is around. He needs to find a landing spot.

gomersbro wrote:

NigelUno wrote:
Jimmy is gonna win this power play move. He tried the same thing with the 49ers (and the GM), but went 8-8.
UM’s new President appears to be a big fan boy, and would get roasted if Harbaugh walked (after getting so involved in the process). I wouldn’t be shocked if Warde somehow is the new Big Ten commissioner.

Really? He was under qualified for the AD position and has done nothing but piss himself while AD. Well now that you mention it, he does sound like a classic case of someone who fails upwards.

Something something Michigan man.

That sounds bad

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/35468783/michigan-matt-weiss-put-leave-amid-police-investigation

WTF?

Michigan's Matt Weiss put on leave amid police investigation

Michigan co-offensive coordinator Matt Weiss has been placed on leave, according to an athletic department spokesman, as the school's police department told ESPN it is investigating a "report of computer access crimes" that occurred in December at the team's football facility...

Last week, a neighbor of Weiss' in Ann Arbor told ESPN that several unmarked cars showed up outside Weiss' home in what appeared to be some type of police presence. (The neighbor declined to be named.) The search of his home is believed to be tied to the University of Michigan Police investigation, according to sources.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:That sounds bad

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/35468783/michigan-matt-weiss-put-leave-amid-police-investigation

That sounds like accessing CSAM or something.

Maybe Weiss was downloading Dr Anderson’s diary, digitized photo collection or both.

Updated sign outside of Schembechler Hall tonight:

TravelinMan wrote:Updated sign outside of Schembechler Hall tonight:

TravelinMan rolls in and tosses a haymaker at UM.

NigelUno wrote:WTF?

Michigan's Matt Weiss put on leave amid police investigation

Michigan co-offensive coordinator Matt Weiss has been placed on leave, according to an athletic department spokesman, as the school's police department told ESPN it is investigating a "report of computer access crimes" that occurred in December at the team's football facility...

Last week, a neighbor of Weiss' in Ann Arbor told ESPN that several unmarked cars showed up outside Weiss' home in what appeared to be some type of police presence. (The neighbor declined to be named.) The search of his home is believed to be tied to the University of Michigan Police investigation, according to sources.

Downloading porn at work? Snapping dick pics?

Turtleneck wrote:TravelinMan rolls in and tosses a haymaker at UM.

Just fucking top roped it. I had no idea he was even up there.

Computer access crimes makes me think some sort of hacking rather than interacting with kids or downloading illegal pictures. Or deleting emails/documents that are supposed to be subject public record. Maybe I'm focusing too much on the "access" part.

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Floyd Robertson wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:That sounds bad

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/35468783/michigan-matt-weiss-put-leave-amid-police-investigation

That sounds like accessing CSAM or something.

Is CSAM the acronym for child sexual assault material? Because kiddie porn was my first thought, too. Maybe it’s some type of hacking like Miami said, but it’s unlikely there would’ve been such a police presence at his home. Those unmarked cars were more likely feds.

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If my Get Well Soon card to Queen Elizabeth didn’t arrive in a timely manner because of this mess, I’m going to find Coach Weiss in ann arbor and kick him in the wiener.

Why isn’t he free to continue his job while under investigation?

Mazi cough cough Smith….

tGreenWay wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

That sounds like accessing CSAM or something.

Is CSAM the acronym for child sexual assault material? Because kiddie porn was my first thought, too. Maybe it’s some type of hacking like Miami said, but it’s unlikely there would’ve been such a police presence at his home. Those unmarked cars were more likely feds.

Very close. Child Sexual Abuse Material.

Nordic wrote:

NigelUno wrote:WTF?

Michigan's Matt Weiss put on leave amid police investigation

Downloading porn at work? Snapping dick pics?

Nah.  Angelique has it covered.  

WARNING!  Main stream media!  

Weiss suspended as UM police probe alleged computer crimes in Schembechler Hall / Robert Snell Angelique S. Chengelis The Detroit News

Computer-related crimes can include things like improper access to computers or programs, said Birmingham criminal defense attorney Wade Fink. "The caveat is that you would hope that police are speaking with precision when they issue statements, but we can't know for sure."

Why would your first go to as a “reporter” be to ask a random unrelated to the story criminal defense attorney their thoughts on a situation they are not involved in?

I’m just kidding we all know why it’s just silly sauce is all.

Between nazis, gun felons, and whatever the fuck this is… the more time that goes by the more it seems that if someone associated with Michigan football sneaks up on you, the right answer is to start swinging your helmet at them automatically to neutralize the threat as quickly as possible

Leaders and no different than the Rest.

It seems like any simple explanation/bullshit excuse for this gets thrown out the window when cops (and feds?) show up at his house also. I would assume they had a warrant.

NigelUno wrote:It seems like any simple explanation/bullshit excuse for this gets thrown out the window when cops (and feds?) show up at his house also. I would assume they had a warrant.

Not just cops. Unmarked cops, not regular squad cars. That's when you know it's heavy. Probably a multi-jurisdictional task force with the FBI in tow.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

NigelUno wrote:It seems like any simple explanation/bullshit excuse for this gets thrown out the window when cops (and feds?) show up at his house also. I would assume they had a warrant.

Not just cops. Unmarked cops, not regular squad cars. That's when you know it's heavy. Probably a multi-jurisdictional task force with the FBI in tow.

Yeah. I don't think campus cops would have any jurisdiction to enter someone's off-campus house. Maybe there's a simple explanation. Sure as hell doesn't seem that way though.

Don’t think it’s coincidental that Harbaugh tried to get out of town again AFTER he knew Weiss was being investigated and he bypassed AD Manuel to tell new  umaa President Ono he was coming back.

Want to see what the well organized deflection will be this time and suspect like in all other recent messes Harbaugh will disappear into the woodwork while the smoke clears..

Here is a copy of your new contract, Jim. Glad we could get this done.

Thanks, Santa. By the way, I need to tell you something now that I have signed this. Our co-OC has been hacking into Ryan Day's computer to steal game plans and stuff.

That's ok, Jim. We already suspected it was something like that because how else could you beat OSU?

Forde must have been here and seen TravelinMan's post.

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Santa's response would have been funny if not for Santa showing endless love for...

A coach who once again tried to leave, a coach who asked for criminal charges against rival players while simultaneously trying to bury his player's felony firearms arrest, a coach who probably didn't do anything too serious concerning NCAA rules but then lied to investigators and made it much worse, and that coach's assistant allegedly committing computer-related crimes.

We know who runs UM, and it's not the school's president. It's the football coach. I bet a faculty or staff member will be let go for less this year, but the football coach could shoot somebody in Schembechler Hall, and Santa would tweet, "murder deserves a raise. Get on it Warde."

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Rico beard just used traveling man’s post on 97.1. “We’re back to zero days since Michigan has stepped in it”

This board gets read.

DWags wrote:Rico beard just used traveling man’s post on 97.1. “We’re back to zero days since Michigan has stepped in it”

This board gets read.

Rico is TravelinMan

Probably can't have a press conference to announce Jimmy's new contract with this hanging in the air.

Valenti and Rico going full Sherman’s March to the Sea today.

kingstonlake wrote:Leaders and no different than the Rest.

Cheaters, at best.

In order for Booger to get the contract he wants, he knew someone on his staff would have to be sacrificed. Who better than a highly paid coordinator who shares the title with someone else? He probably assigned Weiss the task, then blew the whistle on him.

Since Trevor isn’t our owner, let’s speculate.
What was Weiss doing?:
— looking at/downloading/sharing kiddie porn
— changing players’ grades
— altering his statement to the NCAA
— deleting evidence of infractions
— altering his résumé to hide a lie
— updating his résumé to get the hell out of ann arbor

kingstonlake wrote:Valenti and Rico going full Sherman’s March to the Sea today.

Hate to see it.

tGreenWay wrote:Since Trevor isn’t our owner, let’s speculate.
What was Weiss doing?:
— looking at/downloading/sharing kiddie porn
— changing players’ grades
— altering his statement to the NCAA
— deleting evidence of infractions
— altering his résumé to hide a lie
— updating his résumé to get the hell out of ann arbor

Sending dick pics to Dendro as initiation fee to the swill.