Married Guys - This is so good

It's so fucking good.

https://vine.co/v/ezJDqFEBDQF

Reminds me of a trip to Ludington SP when I was married. Went camping with the wyff and four kids with a couple old friends and their four kids. Decided to go into town for dinner one evening. Pulling out of the campground my friend was ahead of me and I noticed one of his rear tires was almost flat. He stopped at the main drag through the park so I honked my horn to get his attention. Just as I did that, two deer bolted from a grassy area near the road. Looked around to see about 20 pissed off people that had been standing quietly nearby watching the deer. The windows were rolled up so I couldn’t hear anyone outside, but I could see one of the women angrily mouth the word "asshole" as if I had honked to purposely scare the deer.

Even our friends told me their initial reaction to hearing the honk was, “What asshole is honking at the deer?”

The Pantry wrote:Reminds me of a trip to Ludington SP when I was married. Went camping with the wyff and four kids with a couple old friends and their four kids. Decided to go into town for dinner one evening. Pulling out of the campground my friend was ahead of me and I noticed one of his rear tires was almost flat. He stopped at the main drag through the park so I honked my horn to get his attention. Just as I did that, two deer bolted from a grassy area near the road. Looked around to see about 20 pissed off people that had been standing quietly nearby watching the deer. The windows were rolled up so I couldn’t hear anyone outside, but I could see one of the women angrily mouth the word "asshole" as if I had honked to purposely scare the deer.

Even our friends told me their initial reaction to hearing the honk was, “What asshole is honking at the deer?”

Had these people never seen deer?

Yep, it's comedic gold.

Here is what I emailed to some friends that I sent this to.

Spoiler tag.










-wife looking at cute animals
-husband does something boorish accidentally, completely out of his control
-wife irrationally gets super pissed
-this sets off rational thinking husband who freaks out on wife for her irrationality
-(behind the scenes) wife's feelings get hurt
-(still behind the scenes) husband has to spend the next week trying to repair wife's feelings even though he didn't really do anything wrong (on purpose) in the first place

Seriously I think this little video sums up about 93.66% (repeating) of all fights I've ever had with my wife.

The Pantry wrote:Reminds me of a trip to Ludington SP when I was married. Went camping with the wyff and four kids with a couple old friends and their four kids. Decided to go into town for dinner one evening. Pulling out of the campground my friend was ahead of me and I noticed one of his rear tires was almost flat. He stopped at the main drag through the park so I honked my horn to get his attention. Just as I did that, two deer bolted from a grassy area near the road. Looked around to see about 20 pissed off people that had been standing quietly nearby watching the deer. The windows were rolled up so I couldn’t hear anyone outside, but I could see one of the women angrily mouth the word "asshole" as if I had honked to purposely scare the deer.

Even our friends told me their initial reaction to hearing the honk was, “What asshole is honking at the deer?”

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Yep, it's comedic gold.

Here is what I emailed to some friends that I sent this to.

Spoiler tag.










-wife looking at cute animals
-husband does something boorish accidentally, completely out of his control
-wife irrationally gets super pissed
-this sets off rational thinking husband who freaks out on wife for her irrationality
-(behind the scenes) wife's feelings get hurt
-(still behind the scenes) husband has to spend the next week trying to repair wife's feelings even though he didn't really do anything wrong (on purpose) in the first place

Seriously I think this little video sums up about 93.66% (repeating) of all fights I've ever had with my wife.

Was at our dinner table with the fiance and we have wooden chairs. The cat came by my legs so I tilted over to my side to pet the cat and accidentally let a fart slip when I reached down. as you can imagine the wooden chair amplified the sound and made it sound 10x worse than it was. She thought I did it on purpose and was pissed but it was a complete accident.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Yep, it's comedic gold.

Here is what I emailed to some friends that I sent this to.

Spoiler tag.










-wife looking at cute animals
-husband does something boorish accidentally, completely out of his control
-wife irrationally gets super pissed
-this sets off rational thinking husband who freaks out on wife for her irrationality
-(behind the scenes) wife's feelings get hurt
-(still behind the scenes) husband has to spend the next week trying to repair wife's feelings even though he didn't really do anything wrong (on purpose) in the first place

Seriously I think this little video sums up about 93.66% (repeating) of all fights I've ever had with my wife.

That sounds like an episode of Home Improvement.

steveschneider wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Yep, it's comedic gold.

Here is what I emailed to some friends that I sent this to.

Spoiler tag.










-wife looking at cute animals
-husband does something boorish accidentally, completely out of his control
-wife irrationally gets super pissed
-this sets off rational thinking husband who freaks out on wife for her irrationality
-(behind the scenes) wife's feelings get hurt
-(still behind the scenes) husband has to spend the next week trying to repair wife's feelings even though he didn't really do anything wrong (on purpose) in the first place

Seriously I think this little video sums up about 93.66% (repeating) of all fights I've ever had with my wife.

Was at our dinner table with the fiance and we have wooden chairs. The cat came by my legs so I tilted over to my side to pet the cat and accidentally let a fart slip when I reached down. as you can imagine the wooden chair amplified the sound and made it sound 10x worse than it was. She thought I did it on purpose and was pissed but it was a complete accident.

lol. yep.

Irrationality knows no bounds.

I think the reason it made me laugh so hard is because I could totally picture myself with the angry comeback for ruining some kind of perceived 'value' moment unintentionally.

The guy in the video seems like a fucking loser.

We're the women you guys married like this when you married them, or did they steady deteriorate into the passive aggressive caricatures you describe?

Cym Jim wrote:The guy in the video seems like a fucking loser.

We're the women you guys married like this when you married them, or did they steady deteriorate into the passive aggressive caricatures you describe?

Marriage sounds like the devil.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Cym Jim wrote:The guy in the video seems like a fucking loser.

We're the women you guys married like this when you married them, or did they steady deteriorate into the passive aggressive caricatures you describe?

Marriage sounds like the devil.

You are confusing marriage with divorce lawyers.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Cym Jim wrote:The guy in the video seems like a fucking loser.

We're the women you guys married like this when you married them, or did they steady deteriorate into the passive aggressive caricatures you describe?

Marriage sounds like the devil.

I married one of Satan's daughters.

Sam said it so well...

Was walking through the woods with my two daughters and wife when we came accross three deer. My little one was 4 at the time, she said "daddy, can we take them home?" I said well, we can take one home, then I shot that fucker, right through the heart. The wife and kids were screaming and crying all the way home.
They still eat meat so I don't care.

DWags wrote:Was walking through the woods with my two daughters and wife when we came accross three deer. My little one was 4 at the time, she said "daddy, can we take them home?" I said well, we can take one home, then I shot that fucker, right through the heart. The wife and kids were screaming and crying all the way home.
They still eat meat so I don't care.

A sound life lesson for all involved.

DWags wrote:Was walking through the woods with my two daughters and wife when we came accross three deer. My little one was 4 at the time, she said "daddy, can we take them home?" I said well, we can take one home, then I shot that fucker, right through the heart. The wife and kids were screaming and crying all the way home.
They still eat meat so I don't care.

What a cold-hearted bastard

LooseGoose wrote:

DWags wrote:Was walking through the woods with my two daughters and wife when we came accross three deer. My little one was 4 at the time, she said "daddy, can we take them home?" I said well, we can take one home, then I shot that fucker, right through the heart. The wife and kids were screaming and crying all the way home.
They still eat meat so I don't care.

A sound life lesson for all involved.

Disagree. Should have made one of the kids shoot the deer. Now they think somebody will always be there to do everything for them.

I side with the wife on this video. Dude is one sensitive bitch. Can't take a "good one"