Guys Married 10+ years: Still giving fellatio?

Is this something that your wife still requires you to do after the twilight phase of marriage has gone away? No matter how much a guy loves a woman, I can't imagine going face deep in the muff of a girl who has gained the requisite 50 lbs.

My wife doesn't require me to "give fellatio." Never did. I think that would have been a deal breaker.   

So. You're a virgin, huh?

your wife has a dong? better check a dictionary.

the ****?

 Nuckster trying to Nuck. Big time fail.

Requires. Good one, Fucky.

She only requires cunni and analingus before I insert my throbbing engorged member

Marc Summers wrote:Is this something that your wife still requires you to do after the twilight phase of marriage has gone away? No matter how much a guy loves a woman, I can't imagine going face deep in the muff of a girl who has gained the requisite 50 lbs.

Wait. She "makes" you give fellatio to the dudes she is banging? Or do you willingly give it?

Yeah, man, that's weird. I think your wife is actually your husband. Also, sorry s/he got so fat. Bummer.   

Marc Summers wrote:Is this something that your wife still requires you to do after the twilight phase of marriage has gone away? No matter how much a guy loves a woman, I can't imagine going face deep in the muff of a girl who has gained the requisite 50 lbs.

You've already been blasted for the obvious terminology flub so i'll pass that bye..but:

   Once you're within an inch or two, they all look the same

Sponge Worthy wrote:



You've already been blasted for the obvious terminology flub so i'll pass that bye..but:

   Once you're within an inch or two, they all look the same

Are you sure about that? You think tight 20 year old vag looks the same as droopy fupa married woman vag?

This thread is horrible in so many ways.

      

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:This thread is horrible in so many ways.

I can't let this go. You're a fucking idiot.

  

Nobody has answered seriously yet.......

Do you still eat your wife out?

Marc Summers wrote:Is this something that your wife still requires you to do after the twilight phase of marriage has gone away? No matter how much a guy loves a woman, I can't imagine going face deep in the muff of a girl who has gained the requisite 50 lbs.

You suck at sex.   

If you give your wife fellatio then she is your husband.

I don't know whether to      or to   

Marc Summers wrote:Nobody has answered seriously yet.......

Do you still eat your wife out?

Older women smell, taste and look just as good or better than young women in the crotchital area.

Don't knock it til you try it.

Marc Summers wrote:Nobody has answered seriously yet.......

Do you still eat your wife out?

1. Why don't you fix your question (it makes it look like you don't want to learn anything here)?

2. Hells yeah..  

Marc Summers wrote:Nobody has answered seriously yet.......

Do you still eat your wife out?

Too be completely serious, the answer is I don't eat my wife out anymore, but I do still eat your wife out.

Rocinante wrote:

Older women smell, taste and look just as good or better than young women in the crotchital area.

Don't knock it til you try it.

I like to blow and make fart sounds down there. I also like to come up and say "give us a big kiss" right in her face!

When you're old, you find ways to make this stuff more fun   

Marc Summers wrote:I can't imagine going face deep in the muff of a girl who has gained the requisite 50 lbs.

That word-- it does not mean what you think it means. Or is it necessary that my wife gain 50 lbs.?

So, I guess we know who Nucky is on this board.

Poll added...Please vote

Marc Summers wrote:Nobody has answered seriously yet.......

Do you still eat your wife out?

Yes, but it will never be the same after reading this. Now she gets a BJ.

This is as good a thread as any to roll this guy out:

  

pulling69 wrote:This is as good a thread as any to roll this guy out:

  

I'm in a library right now and busted out laughing when I saw that poll option. People gave me mean looks. Oops whatever.

Marc Summers wrote:Nobody has answered seriously yet.......

Do you still eat your wife out?

No, my wife doesn't like it. So I eat out my girlfriend, who is 15 years younger than me.    She loves it.

Umm...

dubie7006 wrote:

I'm in a library right now and busted out laughing when I saw that poll option.  People gave me mean looks.  Oops whatever.

Isn't the OP actually talking about the 'pole' option?   

tGreenWay wrote:

That word-- it does not mean what you think it means. Or is it necessary that my wife gain 50 lbs.?

The OP tried to use two big words in this thread - fellatio and requisite - and failed miserably.

Nommad2 wrote:
No, my wife doesn't like it. So I eat out my girlfriend, who is 15 years younger than me.    She loves it.

Wives always say they don't like it, so they don't have to reciprocate.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Wives always say they don't like it, so they don't have to reciprocate.

You can say that again

Sorry Nuckster but you aren't getting off the hook this easy. Boner pills mean you will be sucking your wife's cock well into her 80s. Enjoy.

I love making her squirm in pleasure.