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Post by Rocinante 2015-09-28, 14:41

Oh my God are they terrible. SHe's got to be the worst baker I've ever tasted. The flavor is like cardboard with butter smeared all over it.

But she's so nice and she's like "Oh, Roc, did you have some cake? Here, have some cake!" She want's to watch you enjoy it. I take a small bite and go like "yum! I'm going to go enjoy this in my office!" Then I put it in an empty drawer and wait until she's gone to throw it in the trash with authority.

Poor woman. She really is nice.

But YUCK city, man.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-09-28, 14:43

Rocinante wrote:Oh my God are they terrible. SHe's got to be the worst baker I've ever tasted. The flavor is like cardboard with butter smeared all over it.

But she's so nice and she's like "Oh, Roc, did you have some cake? Here, have some cake!" She want's to watch you enjoy it. I take a small bite and go like "yum! I'm going to go enjoy this in my office!" Then I put it in an empty drawer and wait until she's gone to throw it in the trash with authority.

Poor woman. She really is nice.

But YUCK city, man.

So you're like some kind of cannibal or something?
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-09-28, 14:44

You should put it in her pie hole.
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Post by By-Tor 2015-09-28, 14:56

She rubs her crotch and ass crack with her bare fingers while she bakes. Enjoys watching you taste her.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-28, 15:03

How does her fingerblast taste?
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Post by Rocinante 2015-09-28, 15:03

By-Tor wrote:She rubs her crotch and ass crack with her bare fingers while she bakes. Enjoys watching you taste her.

I would believe it. But the fatties in my office usually eat everything she brings in like locusts. I don't get it.
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Post by NigelUno 2015-09-28, 15:04

Please stop ruining the board with bad ghost impressions.
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Post by Rocinante 2015-09-28, 15:05

NigelUno wrote:Please stop ruining the board with bad ghost impressions.

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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-28, 15:06

Rocinante wrote:
By-Tor wrote:She rubs her crotch and ass crack with her bare fingers while she bakes. Enjoys watching you taste her.

I would believe it. But the fatties in my office usually eat everything she brings in like locusts. I don't get it.

Welp, locusts are edible, but that's still a weird thing to bring into the office.
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Post by NigelUno 2015-09-28, 15:17

Rocinante wrote:
NigelUno wrote:Please stop ruining the board with bad ghost impressions.

#teamTANFAN/Roc 2016

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Post by Turtleneck 2015-09-28, 15:21

NigelUno wrote:Please stop ruining the board with bad ghost impressions.

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Post by Blanch32 2015-09-28, 15:22

tGreenWay wrote:How does her fingerblast taste?
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-09-28, 15:22

Pics of muffins?
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2015-09-28, 15:27

I bet she'd like to have your bun in her oven.
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Post by Rocinante 2015-09-28, 15:34

Floyd Robertson wrote:I bet she'd like to have your bun in her oven.

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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-28, 15:49

Giant Moose wrote:Pics of muffins?

Heh.
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Post by DWags 2015-09-28, 17:18

Maybe her yeast is infected. I bet that's why she tastes weird.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-28, 17:23

DWags wrote:Maybe her yeast is infected. I bet that's why she tastes weird.

http://www.toisennhauser.com/work
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Post by Ass Dan 2015-09-28, 17:24

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:Maybe her yeast is infected. I bet that's why she tastes weird.

http://www.toisennhauser.com/work

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Post by Turtleneck 2015-09-28, 17:26

Ass Dan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

http://www.toisennhauser.com/work

WHAT THE FUCK

Not as odd as putting Doritos on your fish.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-28, 17:38

Ass Dan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

http://www.toisennhauser.com/work

WHAT THE FUCK


There's this really nice girl who brings in baked goods all the time at work.... 502811600 Mmmm... delicious.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-28, 17:39

Turtleneck wrote:
Ass Dan wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK

Not as odd as putting Doritos on your fish.

Just not the gay Doritos, amirite?
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-09-28, 17:40

Roc thinks he is some kind of male model that all the women desire to have. Very sexist behavior.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-09-28, 17:40

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Not as odd as putting Doritos on your fish.

Just not the gay Doritos, amirite?

Are those the cool ranch Doritos ?
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-28, 17:43

Turtleneck wrote:
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Just not the gay Doritos, amirite?

Are those the cool ranch Doritos ?

Yup. Instead of a plastic bag, they're stored in small leather chaps.
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Post by Ass Dan 2015-09-28, 18:26

Turtleneck wrote:
Ass Dan wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK

Not as odd as putting Doritos on your fish.

I feel like every few months I have to remind you that I don't do that and, in fact, was repulsed when I discovered that Hopcat smothered their fish in dorito crumbs.

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Post by Turtleneck 2015-09-28, 18:29

Ass Dan wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Not as odd as putting Doritos on your fish.

I feel like every few months I have to remind you that I don't do that and, in fact, was repulsed when I discovered that Hopcat smothered their fish in dorito crumbs.

Bookmark this page please.

I prefer to mention it every now and then. Thanks.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-28, 18:40

Ass Dan wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Not as odd as putting Doritos on your fish.

I feel like every few months I have to remind you that I don't do that and, in fact, was repulsed when I discovered that Hopcat smothered their fish in dorito crumbs.

Bookmark this page please.

Take it easy on Turtleneck. He's old and his mind is going.
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Post by HT 2015-09-28, 21:53

Her baked gods may be terrible, but how are her milkshakes? Do they bring all the boys to the yard?
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Post by Rocinante 2015-09-29, 00:10

Turtleneck wrote:Roc thinks he is some kind of male model that all the women desire to have. Very sexist behavior.

She doesn't bake for me personally.

But yeah you're right. I'm kind of hot shit.
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-09-29, 09:58

HT wrote:Her baked gods may be terrible, but how are her milkshakes? Do they bring all the boys to the yard?

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Post by Rocinante 2015-09-29, 11:18

See? Ghost gets it. What's wrong with the rest of you people?
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-29, 13:37

Rocinante wrote:See? Ghost gets it. What's wrong with the rest of you people?

Bump. I just did a self-diagnosis and the report came back: There's nothing wrong with me.
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