Re: I have an idea.

by **Giant Moose** 2016-01-13, 19:26

If you guys become Swillionaires, I am forever going to regret not joining the pool.

by Guest 2016-01-13, 19:30

Giant Moose wrote:If you guys become Swillionaires, I am forever going to regret not joining the pool.

IF we become swillionaires next year I'll double up and offer a $50 prize for the bowl pool!!!

by **tTy** 2016-01-13, 19:34

lmao @ Swillionaires

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-13, 19:40

Nice spreadsheet

by **DWags** 2016-01-13, 19:49

Giant Moose wrote:If you guys become Swillionaires, I am forever going to regret not joining the pool.

I regret not having two dicks.

by **DWags** 2016-01-13, 19:51

LooseGoose wrote:
DWags wrote:If you win, can I get a hat?

Yes, but this has put a small hole in my balloon....

Mona ‏@MonaChalabi 1h1 hour ago
You're 58x more likely to have been born with two dicks than to win tonight's #Powerball jackpot https://www.instagram.com/p/BAfyHLBqvHm/?taken-by=mona_chalabi …

Can I borrow some seed money for my new company?

"DWags two dicks hat company"

by **Giant Moose** 2016-01-13, 19:51

DWags wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:If you guys become Swillionaires, I am forever going to regret not joining the pool.

I regret not having two dicks.

Two? Your wife wishes you had one.

by **DWags** 2016-01-13, 19:52

Giant Moose wrote:
DWags wrote:

I regret not having two dicks.
Two? Your wife wishes you had one.

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-13, 20:01

Giant Moose wrote:If you guys become Swillionaires, I am forever going to regret not joining the pool.

Especially since you've saved up a shitload of cash over the years by having a fucked-up tipping policy.

The overdue Karma will be hysterical.

by **Rocinante** 2016-01-13, 20:01

Death Roe wrote:If we win we all kick Rocinante in the taint.

Oh you sweet talker.

by **I.B. Fine** 2016-01-13, 20:02

Giant Moose wrote:
DWags wrote:

I regret not having two dicks.
Two? Your wife wishes you had one.

by **Rocinante** 2016-01-13, 20:07

Got it. Thanks TY. I would move that we give you an extra million for all this work.

by **tTy** 2016-01-13, 20:13

Rocinante wrote:Got it. Thanks TY. I would move that we give you an extra million for all this work.

It would go a long way toward my carpal tunnel surgery. Thanks!

by **Nordic** 2016-01-13, 20:26

I think we are going to win

LooseGoose wrote:
DWags wrote:If you win, can I get a hat?

Yes, but this has put a small hole in my balloon....

Mona ‏@MonaChalabi 1h1 hour ago
You're 58x more likely to have been born with two dicks than to win tonight's #Powerball jackpot https://www.instagram.com/p/BAfyHLBqvHm/?taken-by=mona_chalabi …

Since we are all born with 1 or less dicks, I like our chances. Law of Averages.

by **Dendrobates** 2016-01-13, 21:38

Nordic wrote:I think we are going to win
LooseGoose wrote:

Yes, but this has put a small hole in my balloon....

Mona ‏@MonaChalabi 1h1 hour ago
You're 58x more likely to have been born with two dicks than to win tonight's #Powerball jackpot https://www.instagram.com/p/BAfyHLBqvHm/?taken-by=mona_chalabi …

Since we are all born with 1 or less dicks, I like our chances. Law of Averages.

Does a clitoris count as 1/2 a dick since everyone starts with a clit?

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-13, 21:47

Clits fascinate me. Sometimes they're right there. Sometimes you need to open the hood to get to them.

Sometimes they post on message boards #Nigel

by **tTy** 2016-01-13, 22:32

I'm already drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Rocinante** 2016-01-13, 22:40

We won, right?

by **Rocinante** 2016-01-13, 22:47

You big liar they haven't even drawn yet. Cheeky bastard.

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-13, 22:52

If that one ticket of picked numbers hits, I hope you guys won't be pissed. I played the same numbers on the way home from work pirat

by **tTy** 2016-01-13, 22:57

The Pantry wrote:If that one ticket of picked numbers hits, I hope you guys won't be pissed. I played the same numbers on the way home from work

I won't be pissed. I have that ticket. Shocked

by **tTy** 2016-01-13, 22:58

Heeeeeere we goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **steveschneider** 2016-01-13, 23:02

I just handed in my notice that I'm quitting, that's how confident I am that we are going to win. Go Green!

by **tTy** 2016-01-13, 23:05

lol, we actually hit the powerball a lot.

hopefully nobody wins and we get to roll this over.

by **pulling69** 2016-01-13, 23:06

4, 8, 19, 27, 34, PB 10

by **Gomer** 2016-01-13, 23:09

Looks like you guys hit $39. Good work!

by **DWags** 2016-01-13, 23:13

Gomer wrote:Looks like you guys hit $39. Good work!

I was promised a hat if they won. Just saying

by **DWags** 2016-01-13, 23:23

California reporting one winner

by **I.B. Fine** 2016-01-13, 23:23

Sheeet, not even enough to buy a round, guess I'm going to work tomorrow.

by **pulling69** 2016-01-13, 23:24

DWags wrote:California reporting one winner

by **SeeRockCity** 2016-01-13, 23:24

we should use the $39 to buy Wags a hat.

by **pulling69** 2016-01-13, 23:25

Winning ticket bought in Chino Hills, CA. Great some Mexicant will be illegally scoring my windfall.

by **steveschneider** 2016-01-13, 23:28

pulling69 wrote:Winning ticket bought in Chino Hills, CA. Great some Mexicant will be illegally scoring my windfall.

Looks like Trump just found the right person to pay for the wall he's going to build.

by **steveschneider** 2016-01-13, 23:28

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-13, 23:29

SeeRockCity wrote:we should use the $39 to buy Wags a hat.

Fuck his hat

by **DWags** 2016-01-13, 23:33

SeeRockCity wrote:we should use the $39 to buy Wags a hat.

I like the cut of this mans jib.

by **DWags** 2016-01-13, 23:34

The Pantry wrote:
SeeRockCity wrote:we should use the $39 to buy Wags a hat.
Fuck his hat

Well you seem a little bitter. I mean do you even know one person who has two penises? No way we're any of us winning

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-13, 23:40

You guys need to nuke this thread, start a new one pretending you won something big, and then watch the haters at tRCMB go nuts. Just saying.

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-13, 23:52

Use the $39 for swill Mega Millions tickets for Friday

by **DWags** 2016-01-13, 23:53

I won 4 bucks and I only spent 10.

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