I have an idea.

by **tTy** 2016-01-10, 23:24

Let's do a Powerball pool, win it, and turn this into the biggest internet clusterfuck of all time.

Paypal me $20.00. I will document receipt of your funds in this thread, purchase the tickets, post pics of all tickets prior to drawing and then act as the PR front-man for a group of internet fuck-tards who haven't ever met each other in real life before, but have to figure out how to split up 1.5-1.7Billion without fiting and killing each other.

Who's in?

cheers

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Fuck it.

Entry = $20.00
Paypal me @ ty_the_miller_guy@yahoo.com
Cutoff time = 5PM on Wednesday the 13th (day of the drawing).

I will post in this thread once I receive your funds (screen name only, obv), and reply via e-mail.

On Wednesday, I will purchase our tickets, post pics of the tickets in this thread, enter them into an Excel spreadsheet that I have set up that will auto-grade them (we have done this at work a couple times and I've had to grade hundreds of tickets at a time before, this = way more convenient) and safeguard them against any would be thieves until such time as we can meet up in East Lansing and get all the monies and fuck each other if we want to.

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Official list of idiots who are in:

tTy - $20.00 pd.
Loose Goose - $20.00 pd.
gHost - $20.00 pd.
I. B. Fine - $20.00 pd.
Death Roe - $20.00 pd.
Steve Schneider - $20.00 pd.
Rocinante - $20.00 pd.
Dendrobates - $20.00 pd.
The Pantry - $20.00 pd.
SeeRockCity - $20.00 pd.
Nordic - $20.00pd.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-10, 23:27

I'd be in. And I'd be willing to meet you guys in person to collect my money.

Except for pylon. That guy is a whacko.

by **tTy** 2016-01-10, 23:29

If we can get 8-10+ people, let's do it...

by **NigelUno** 2016-01-10, 23:34

Wouldn't it be split up evenly?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-10, 23:37

NigelUno wrote:Wouldn't it be split up evenly?

You get less.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-01-10, 23:38

I'm intrigued..

by **tTy** 2016-01-10, 23:39

NigelUno wrote:Wouldn't it be split up evenly?

You are assuming that there wouldn't be at least one fucking murder between "lump sum" dude vs "annuity" guy? Seriously?

by **tTy** 2016-01-10, 23:50

gHost Spartan wrote:Ty, the last time I played I used MSU hoops and football numbers. May I suggest something similar? I think that would be cool. I hate letting the machine pick. We're gonna win and be rich.

If everyone puts in 20 bucks, tickets are 2 bucks each, then = everyone should be able to dictate the manner with which their 10 tickets are picked. if you wanna pick 10 sets of numbers, I'll fill out the fuckin ACT style entry form for everyone. I'm a member at a military club down the road from work, and I can just go there and do it over a couple pints....

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-01-10, 23:51

Yes yes yes

by **tTy** 2016-01-10, 23:51

lmao, this seems to have traction.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-01-11, 00:05

The lottery is a tax on the stupid.

...which we all are. I might be in

by **InTenSity** 2016-01-11, 00:07

gHost Spartan wrote:I'm in. After we win then we can all fuck.

If we lose, will you still pay up?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-01-11, 00:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'd be in. And I'd be willing to meet you guys in person to collect my money.

Except for pylon. That guy is a whacko.

I'm getting my own ticket, winning, buying this site, and banning Travis forever.

by **tTy** 2016-01-11, 00:11

Fuck it.

Entry = $20.00
Paypal me @ ty_the_miller_guy@yahoo.com
Cutoff time = 5PM on Wednesday the 13th (day of the drawing).

I will post in this thread once I receive your funds (screen name only, obv), and reply via e-mail.

On Wednesday, I will purchase our tickets, post pics of the tickets in this thread, enter them into an Excel spreadsheet that I have set up that will auto-grade them (we have done this at work a couple times and I've had to grade hundreds of tickets at a time before, this = way more convenient) and safeguard them against any would be thieves until such time as we can meet up in East Lansing and get all the monies and fuck each other if we want to.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-01-11, 00:20

Fuck. I'm debating on joining. I would regret it for the rest of my life when all of tSwill gets rich.

by **tTy** 2016-01-11, 00:23

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck. I'm debating on joining. I would regret it for the rest of my life when all of tSwill gets rich.

I will update the first post in this thread with an official list of those who have put in their $20.00...

DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-11, 00:25

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck. I'm debating on joining. I would regret it for the rest of my life when all of tSwill gets rich.

You could be our poor play thing though. That would be fun for you.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-01-11, 00:27

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck. I'm debating on joining. I would regret it for the rest of my life when all of tSwill gets rich.

No job, willing to spend money on a get rich quick scheme. The future of America is in good hands guys.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-01-11, 00:29

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fuck. I'm debating on joining. I would regret it for the rest of my life when all of tSwill gets rich.

No job, willing to spend money on a get rich quick scheme. The future of America is in good hands guys.

Thankfully, for everyone, I'm not the future of America.

by **tTy** 2016-01-11, 00:40

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

No job, willing to spend money on a get rich quick scheme. The future of America is in good hands guys.

Thankfully, for everyone, I'm not the future of America.

Whitney Houston is rolling over in her grave right now.

by WCSparty 2016-01-11, 00:53

This should be in the gambolin thread... But I might just count myself in

by WCSparty 2016-01-11, 00:54

#wcspartyneedsskates

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-11, 01:23

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

No job, willing to spend money on a get rich quick scheme. The future of America is in good hands guys.

Thankfully, for everyone, I'm not the future of America.

The future belongs to the winner of the Travis v. Pylon feud.

by Guest 2016-01-11, 09:13

I'm in.

Auto pick my numbers.
Cash option.
Promise I never have to actually meet anyone from here to get my $$.

by **NigelUno** 2016-01-11, 09:20

tTy wrote:
NigelUno wrote:Wouldn't it be split up evenly?

You are assuming that there wouldn't be at least one fucking murder between "lump sum" dude vs "annuity" guy? Seriously?

Annuity would be good for someone like blanch.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-01-11, 09:23

Turtleneck wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Thankfully, for everyone, I'm not the future of America.

The future belongs to the winner of the Travis v. Pylon feud.

Thank God I've already lapped him.

I used a NASCAR reference so you could understand me Travis, you hillbilly. king

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-11, 09:31

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

The future belongs to the winner of the Travis v. Pylon feud.

Thank God I've already lapped him.

I used a NASCAR reference so you could understand me Travis, you hillbilly.

Dear Pylon,

Eat shit and die.

Signed, Everyone

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-11, 09:32

Since there is no NASCAR involved in this, count me in.

Will PayPal this evening

by **tTy** 2016-01-11, 09:37

The Pantry wrote:Since there is no NASCAR involved in this, count me in.

Will PayPal this evening

I'm only going to pick NASCAR numbers for our tickets, FYI...

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-01-11, 09:38

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Thank God I've already lapped him.

I used a NASCAR reference so you could understand me Travis, you hillbilly.

Dear Pylon,

Eat shit and die.

Signed, Everyone

Your momma's so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she was out of food stamps.

by Guest 2016-01-11, 09:48

Will we still be required to interact with the poors around here once we win?

by **I.B. Fine** 2016-01-11, 09:50

LooseGoose wrote:Will we still be required to interact with the poors around here once we win?

My vote would be to build our own private, plush board room inside the giant Sparty statue that we will finance.

Therefore, auto pick, lump sum.

by **tTy** 2016-01-11, 09:51

LooseGoose wrote:Will we still be required to interact with the poors around here once we win?

Well, we are going to need SOMEONE to clean our mansions, aren't we?

by **steveschneider** 2016-01-11, 10:11

I'm in. Can you PM me your paypal? Didn't see it in the thread.

by **Wally Fairway** 2016-01-11, 10:47

I'm out!

Say this rolls up to $1.5 bil, that's about $930 mil lump-sum, pay taxes gets you to about $650 mil.

Split the $650 mil by 20 assholes and it is only $32.5 mil each.

Can't buy me mansions in Tahoe, Leelanau, NYC and Hawaii for that kinda chump change.

I think I'll just win it myself

by Guest 2016-01-11, 10:55

Wally Fairway wrote:I'm out!

Say this rolls up to $1.5 bil, that's about $930 mil lump-sum, pay taxes gets you to about $650 mil.

Split the $650 mil by 20 assholes and it is only $32.5 mil each.

Can't buy me mansions in Tahoe, Leelanau, NYC and Hawaii for that kinda chump change.

You're right. Just in case, what do you charge per hour for shoveling driveways?

by **tTy** 2016-01-11, 10:58

LooseGoose wrote:
Wally Fairway wrote:I'm out!

Say this rolls up to $1.5 bil, that's about $930 mil lump-sum, pay taxes gets you to about $650 mil.

Split the $650 mil by 20 assholes and it is only $32.5 mil each.

Can't buy me mansions in Tahoe, Leelanau, NYC and Hawaii for that kinda chump change.

You're right. Just in case, what do you charge per hour for shoveling driveways?

I'm going to tear my fucking driveway up and replace it with a heated driveway. Warm enough to walk down to the mailbox and back in my bare tootsies in -35 degree weather. Wait, fuck that, I'll just fly my helicopter down to the mailbox and back every day...

by **Code_Warrior** 2016-01-11, 11:16

How do you intend to prevent identity theft? This is a public site without much in the way of security. It would be relatively easy for someone to spoof anyone who agrees to be involved. How do you intend to verify that a person who shows up to collect is actually the user they claim to be?

by **Death Roe** 2016-01-11, 11:17

I'm in. Already sent the funds. Just auto pick my numbers.

by **Rocinante** 2016-01-11, 11:24

The odds of us winning are less than the odds that Jesus is really the son of God and there is a devil dude who wants your soul... that said, I'm in. I promise to start going to church if we win.

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