Dantonio encourages us to experiment with position changes and new concepts

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DWags, this is your chance. #NoMoreMissionaryPosition

Dude, you're a single guy who goes to kids movies by yourself. You need to really try harder.

DWags wrote:Dude, you're a single guy who goes to kids movies by yourself. You need to really try harder.

So now it's bad to be single??? Lol. Banged tinder chick Saturday night, date with another sunday. Working 3 bumble girls now, and have the love of my life admit she's had a crush on me for damn near 10 years. Oh and watched nonstop NCAA tourney for over a week now with no bs chores or in law baby showers.

Yea, being single is awful.

Blanch32 wrote:

DWags wrote:Dude, you're a single guy who goes to kids movies by yourself. You need to really try harder.

So now it's bad to be single??? Lol. Banged tinder chick Saturday night, date with another sunday. Working 3 bumble girls now, and have the love of my life admit she's had a crush on me for damn near 10 years. Oh and watched nonstop NCAA tourney for over a week now with no bs chores or in law baby showers.

Yea, being single is awful.

Blanch32 wrote:

DWags wrote:Dude, you're a single guy who goes to kids movies by yourself. You need to really try harder.

So now it's bad to be single??? Lol. Banged tinder chick Saturday night, date with another sunday. Working 3 bumble girls now, and have the love of my life admit she's had a crush on me for damn near 10 years. Oh and watched nonstop NCAA tourney for over a week now with no bs chores or in law baby showers.

Yea, being single is awful.

If being single is so great, you wouldn't have a "love of my life", and you wouldn't care if she's had a crush on you for 10 years.

DWags might like roleplay. Have the wife dress up in an opposing fan's jersey and talk dirty to him. That will really get him going.

Dude, you go to kids movies by yourself. Think about that.

Imagine DWags' wife in a Huskers jersey. She could tie him up, gag him, and beat his ass. It would be so erotic.

MiamiSpartan wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

So now it's bad to be single??? Lol. Banged tinder chick Saturday night, date with another sunday. Working 3 bumble girls now, and have the love of my life admit she's had a crush on me for damn near 10 years. Oh and watched nonstop NCAA tourney for over a week now with no bs chores or in law baby showers.

Yea, being single is awful.

If being single is so great, you wouldn't have a "love of my life", and you wouldn't care if she's had a crush on you for 10 years.

Look dude, I'm in love now so obviously logic doesn't factor in. And I learned of this news mere hours after our devisation loss

You sit at kids movies by yourself. Think about it.

DWags wrote:You sit at kids movies by yourself. Think about it.

But I didn't. You actually did get your ass kicked by Nebraska fans.

You go to a disney movie by yourself. Take a step back and think about your life. You HAD to think it was going to be so much more. Now, you're at a disney movie in the time of your life that is supposed to be kick ass.

Blanch32 wrote:

DWags wrote:Dude, you're a single guy who goes to kids movies by yourself. You need to really try harder.

So now it's bad to be single??? Lol. Banged tinder chick Saturday night, date with another sunday. Working 3 bumble girls now, and have the love of my life admit she's had a crush on me for damn near 10 years. Oh and watched nonstop NCAA tourney for over a week now with no bs chores or in law baby showers.

Yea, being single is awful.

gonorrhea is a small price to pay for this freedom.

Blanch32 wrote:

MiamiSpartan wrote:
If being single is so great, you wouldn't have a "love of my life", and you wouldn't care if she's had a crush on you for 10 years.

Look dude, I'm in love now so obviously logic doesn't factor in. And I learned of this news mere hours after our devisation loss

Congrats (seriously)! It's a wonderful thing, just don't be a dumb fuck and chase her off.

MiamiSpartan wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

Look dude, I'm in love now so obviously logic doesn't factor in. And I learned of this news mere hours after our devisation loss

Congrats (seriously)! It's a wonderful thing, just don't be a dumb fuck and chase her off.

Why not? That's pretty much my specialty! Don't tread on me!