Case race strategy
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Case race strategy
Doing my first case race on Friday. 1 guy and 1 girl on each team, first to finish 24 beers wins. No puking allowed.
What kind of pace should I use? I don't wanna drink too fast and puke/pass out. But I also really want to win. Any advice?
What kind of pace should I use? I don't wanna drink too fast and puke/pass out. But I also really want to win. Any advice?
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Triple Sparty wrote:Century club it.
Them's were the days.
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Triple Sparty wrote:Century club it.
Many pregames have turned into drunk shitshows after a century club
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Start with neither of you dying and work backwards.
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So the goal of a case race is not drunk shitshow but rather a legitimate athletic competition? Maybe that is why I've never heard of it...
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Triple Sparty wrote:So the goal of a case race is not drunk shitshow but rather a legitimate athletic competition? Maybe that is why I've never heard of it...
First pair to finish 24 beers wins. No beer bongs and no puking. That's it
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Tim Wakefield wrote:Triple Sparty wrote:Century club it.
Many pregames have turned into drunk shitshows after a century club
Last time I was part of a century club some new guy puked all over the all-glass picnic table. I don't know what he'd eaten but it covered almost the entire table--which seated eight.
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so you've partied with Perles?tGreenWay wrote:Tim Wakefield wrote:
Many pregames have turned into drunk shitshows after a century club
Last time I was part of a century club some new guy puked all over the all-glass picnic table. I don't know what he'd eaten but it covered almost the entire table--which seated eight.
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Start with neither of you dying and work backwards.
This.
NigelUno- Geronte
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You at least have to shotgun or bong a few to get you started I would imagine right??
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Tim Wakefield wrote:Triple Sparty wrote:So the goal of a case race is not drunk shitshow but rather a legitimate athletic competition? Maybe that is why I've never heard of it...
First pair to finish 24 beers wins. No beer bongs and no puking. That's it
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:You at least have to shotgun or bong a few to get you started I would imagine right??
I wish that you knew how to read.
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Okay then shot gun to get it started travie
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Can you and your partner reasonably easily chug six beers? I assume you can....
Chug six while at the same time butt chugging six with your partner in a sort of weird 69/human centipede type of thing. The other team will never see it coming.
Chug six while at the same time butt chugging six with your partner in a sort of weird 69/human centipede type of thing. The other team will never see it coming.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can you and your partner reasonably easily chug six beers? I assume you can....
Chug six while at the same time butt chugging six with your partner in a sort of weird 69/human centipede type of thing. The other team will never see it coming.
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Tim Wakefield wrote:Doing my first case race on Friday. 1 guy and 1 girl on each team, first to finish 24 beers wins. No puking allowed.
What kind of pace should I use? I don't wanna drink too fast and puke/pass out. But I also really want to win. Any advice?
Tell us about the competition? If the dude can do 6 beers in 6 mins, you're screwed.
....and your goal should be to bang the chick
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Start with neither of you dying and work backwards.
I've gotten 4 pitchers at Rama a couple times this semester and got really really drunk, but didn't die. 12 should be doable. More worried about the girl only having 7-8 and then my drunken competitiveness kicking in, resulting in me trying to finish the rest. That would be bad
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can you and your partner reasonably easily chug six beers? I assume you can....
Chug six while at the same time butt chugging six with your partner in a sort of weird 69/human centipede type of thing. The other team will never see it coming.
we'll be done before they even know what hit them.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:You at least have to shotgun or bong a few to get you started I would imagine right??
Noob.
And isn't the rule, you puke, you're out? If so save that for the final beer
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Fwiw you'll be lucky if she can do 6....Tim Wakefield wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Start with neither of you dying and work backwards.
I've gotten 4 pitchers at Rama a couple times this semester and got really really drunk, but didn't die. 12 should be doable. More worried about the girl only having 7-8 and then my drunken competitiveness kicking in, resulting in me trying to finish the rest. That would be bad
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Hell yeah blanch! You used the right 'your/you're'!!Blanch32 wrote:Tim Wakefield wrote:Doing my first case race on Friday. 1 guy and 1 girl on each team, first to finish 24 beers wins. No puking allowed.
What kind of pace should I use? I don't wanna drink too fast and puke/pass out. But I also really want to win. Any advice?
Tell us about the competition? If the dude can do 6 beers in 6 mins, you're screwed.
....and your goal should be to bang the chick
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Tim Wakefield wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Start with neither of you dying and work backwards.
I've gotten 4 pitchers at Rama a couple times this semester and got really really drunk, but didn't die. 12 should be doable. More worried about the girl only having 7-8 and then my drunken competitiveness kicking in, resulting in me trying to finish the rest. That would be bad
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Blanch32 wrote:Fwiw you'll be lucky if she can do 6....Tim Wakefield wrote:
I've gotten 4 pitchers at Rama a couple times this semester and got really really drunk, but didn't die. 12 should be doable. More worried about the girl only having 7-8 and then my drunken competitiveness kicking in, resulting in me trying to finish the rest. That would be bad
Blanch is correct (did I really just type that?). You better be prepped to do 18. 12 should be a cake walk for a college bro.
What kind of beer are we talking here? I assume some cheap 4% swill.
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Nordic wrote:Blanch32 wrote:Fwiw you'll be lucky if she can do 6....
Blanch is correct (did I really just type that?). You better be prepped to do 18. 12 should be a cake walk for a college bro.
What kind of beer are we talking here? I assume some cheap 4% swill.
Definitely the cheap stuff. Just discovered the best place to buy beer is.... Rite Aid. $8 24 pack of keystone.
I'm not worried about drinking 18, it's drinking 18 in a race format. That spells disaster. My record for a day is 24, but that was literally all day at the beach. I was exhausted after that
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You need to con the other team into eating some food, preferably bread grains cereals etc)or drinking milk or water) just before the race starts.
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Tim Wakefield wrote:Nordic wrote:
Blanch is correct (did I really just type that?). You better be prepped to do 18. 12 should be a cake walk for a college bro.
What kind of beer are we talking here? I assume some cheap 4% swill.
Definitely the cheap stuff. Just discovered the best place to buy beer is.... Rite Aid. $8 24 pack of keystone.
I'm not worried about drinking 18, it's drinking 18 in a race format. That spells disaster. My record for a day is 24, but that was literally all day at the beach. I was exhausted after that
What is a typical race time?
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pulling69 wrote:You need to con the other team into eating some food, preferably bread grains cereals etc)or drinking milk or water) just before the race starts.
I hear a gallon of milk right before a race helps absorb the alcohol.
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Tim Wakefield wrote: $8 24 pack of keystone.
$8 is a lot of money for dog piss.
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Nordic wrote:pulling69 wrote:You need to con the other team into eating some food, preferably bread grains cereals etc)or drinking milk or water) just before the race starts.
I hear a gallon of milk right before a race helps absorb the alcohol.
That is a great scam as well....easy $50 if you can find a sucker to take that challenge on
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Nordic wrote:Tim Wakefield wrote:
Definitely the cheap stuff. Just discovered the best place to buy beer is.... Rite Aid. $8 24 pack of keystone.
I'm not worried about drinking 18, it's drinking 18 in a race format. That spells disaster. My record for a day is 24, but that was literally all day at the beach. I was exhausted after that
What is a typical race time?
No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours
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Tim Wakefield wrote:Nordic wrote:
What is a typical race time?
No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours
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Tim Wakefield wrote:Nordic wrote:
What is a typical race time?
No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours
Never done it. I'm a all-day marathon drinker, not a sprinter. But 2 hours seems reasonable (to avoid death).
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Tim Wakefield wrote:Nordic wrote:
What is a typical race time?
No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours
You're going to drink 18 beers in 2 hours?
This is not a good idea.
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No way you get in under two hours.
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That's s faster pace than century club...
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NigelUno wrote:Tim Wakefield wrote:
No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours
You're going to drink 18 beers in 2 hours?
This is not a good idea.
I think 2 hours is a do-able time if you have a partner that whack back 8 or 9.
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NigelUno wrote:Tim Wakefield wrote:
No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours
You're going to drink 18 beers in 2 hours?
This is not a good idea.
If i end up drinking 18 (which I won't..my partner also drinks a lot), it's gonna be more like 3 hours. Or I'll pass out. I'll be fine..tolerance is at an all time high at the moment
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Nordic wrote:Tim Wakefield wrote:
No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours
Never done it. I'm a all-day marathon drinker, not a sprinter. But 2 hours seems reasonable (to avoid death).
In two hours, you'd have to drink one every ten minutes if you split it down the middle. If you drink more, you're talking about 1 eveery 7 minutes or so.
Good luck. That's a tall order. I'd not consider it.
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Tim Wakefield wrote:NigelUno wrote:
You're going to drink 18 beers in 2 hours?
This is not a good idea.
If i end up drinking 18, it's gonna be more like 3 hours. Or I'll pass out. I'll be fine..tolerance is at an all time high at the moment
Still putting one down every ten minutes. I'll quit being a mother hen here, but dude, WTF?
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Meant to type 4** hours, not 3. I'm more likely to say fuck it and just stop. I'm probably also overestimating my ability to drink that much liquid/carbonation.
Appreciate the concern
Appreciate the concern
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