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Post by Tim Wakefield Tue 10 May 2016 - 13:38

Doing my first case race on Friday. 1 guy and 1 girl on each team, first to finish 24 beers wins. No puking allowed.

What kind of pace should I use? I don't wanna drink too fast and puke/pass out. But I also really want to win. Any advice?
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Post by Triple Sparty Tue 10 May 2016 - 13:52

Century club it.
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Post by tGreenWay Tue 10 May 2016 - 13:59

Triple Sparty wrote:Century club it.


Case race strategy 502811600 Them's were the days.
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Post by Tim Wakefield Tue 10 May 2016 - 14:12

Triple Sparty wrote:Century club it.

Many pregames have turned into drunk shitshows after a century club Case race strategy 502811600
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Tue 10 May 2016 - 14:21

Start with neither of you dying and work backwards.
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Post by Triple Sparty Tue 10 May 2016 - 14:21

So the goal of a case race is not drunk shitshow but rather a legitimate athletic competition? Maybe that is why I've never heard of it...
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Post by Tim Wakefield Tue 10 May 2016 - 14:29

Triple Sparty wrote:So the goal of a case race is not drunk shitshow but rather a legitimate athletic competition? Maybe that is why I've never heard of it...

First pair to finish 24 beers wins. No beer bongs and no puking. That's it
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Post by tGreenWay Tue 10 May 2016 - 15:08

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Triple Sparty wrote:Century club it.

Many pregames have turned into drunk shitshows after a century club Case race strategy 502811600

Last time I was part of a century club some new guy puked all over the all-glass picnic table. I don't know what he'd eaten but it covered almost the entire table--which seated eight.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Tue 10 May 2016 - 15:10

tGreenWay wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:

Many pregames have turned into drunk shitshows after a century club Case race strategy 502811600

Last time I was part of a century club some new guy puked all over the all-glass picnic table. I don't know what he'd eaten but it covered almost the entire table--which seated eight.
so you've partied with Perles?
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Post by NigelUno Tue 10 May 2016 - 15:17

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Start with neither of you dying and work backwards.

This.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Tue 10 May 2016 - 15:35

You at least have to shotgun or bong a few to get you started I would imagine right??
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Tue 10 May 2016 - 15:38

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Triple Sparty wrote:So the goal of a case race is not drunk shitshow but rather a legitimate athletic competition? Maybe that is why I've never heard of it...

First pair to finish 24 beers wins. No beer bongs and no puking. That's it
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:You at least have to shotgun or bong a few to get you started I would imagine right??

I wish that you knew how to read.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Tue 10 May 2016 - 15:40

Okay then shot gun to get it started travie
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Tue 10 May 2016 - 15:43

Can you and your partner reasonably easily chug six beers? I assume you can....

Chug six while at the same time butt chugging six with your partner in a sort of weird 69/human centipede type of thing. The other team will never see it coming.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Tue 10 May 2016 - 15:59

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can you and your partner reasonably easily chug six beers? I assume you can....

Chug six while at the same time butt chugging six with your partner in a sort of weird 69/human centipede type of thing. The other team will never see it coming.
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Post by Blanch32 Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:03

Tim Wakefield wrote:Doing my first case race on Friday. 1 guy and 1 girl on each team, first to finish 24 beers wins. No puking allowed.

What kind of pace should I use? I don't wanna drink too fast and puke/pass out. But I also really want to win. Any advice?

Tell us about the competition? If the dude can do 6 beers in 6 mins, you're screwed.




....and your goal should be to bang the chick
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Post by Tim Wakefield Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:05

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Start with neither of you dying and work backwards.

I've gotten 4 pitchers at Rama a couple times this semester and got really really drunk, but didn't die. 12 should be doable. More worried about the girl only having 7-8 and then my drunken competitiveness kicking in, resulting in me trying to finish the rest. That would be bad
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Post by Tim Wakefield Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:06

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can you and your partner reasonably easily chug six beers? I assume you can....

Chug six while at the same time butt chugging six with your partner in a sort of weird 69/human centipede type of thing. The other team will never see it coming.

Case race strategy 502811600 we'll be done before they even know what hit them.
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Post by Blanch32 Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:06

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:You at least have to shotgun or bong a few to get you started I would imagine right??

Noob.


And isn't the rule, you puke, you're out? If so save that for the final beer
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Post by Blanch32 Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:07

Tim Wakefield wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Start with neither of you dying and work backwards.

I've gotten 4 pitchers at Rama a couple times this semester and got really really drunk, but didn't die. 12 should be doable. More worried about the girl only having 7-8 and then my drunken competitiveness kicking in, resulting in me trying to finish the rest. That would be bad
Fwiw you'll be lucky if she can do 6....
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Post by Tim Wakefield Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:07

Blanch32 wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:Doing my first case race on Friday. 1 guy and 1 girl on each team, first to finish 24 beers wins. No puking allowed.

What kind of pace should I use? I don't wanna drink too fast and puke/pass out. But I also really want to win. Any advice?

Tell us about the competition? If the dude can do 6 beers in 6 mins, you're screwed.




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Hell yeah blanch! You used the right 'your/you're'!!
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Post by NigelUno Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:10

Tim Wakefield wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Start with neither of you dying and work backwards.

I've gotten 4 pitchers at Rama a couple times this semester and got really really drunk, but didn't die. 12 should be doable. More worried about the girl only having 7-8 and then my drunken competitiveness kicking in, resulting in me trying to finish the rest. That would be bad

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Post by Nordic Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:24

Blanch32 wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:

I've gotten 4 pitchers at Rama a couple times this semester and got really really drunk, but didn't die. 12 should be doable. More worried about the girl only having 7-8 and then my drunken competitiveness kicking in, resulting in me trying to finish the rest. That would be bad
Fwiw you'll be lucky if she can do 6....

Blanch is correct (did I really just type that?). You better be prepped to do 18. 12 should be a cake walk for a college bro.

What kind of beer are we talking here? I assume some cheap 4% swill.
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Post by Tim Wakefield Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:42

Nordic wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Fwiw you'll be lucky if she can do 6....

Blanch is correct (did I really just type that?). You better be prepped to do 18. 12 should be a cake walk for a college bro.

What kind of beer are we talking here? I assume some cheap 4% swill.

Definitely the cheap stuff. Just discovered the best place to buy beer is.... Rite Aid. $8 24 pack of keystone.

I'm not worried about drinking 18, it's drinking 18 in a race format. That spells disaster. My record for a day is 24, but that was literally all day at the beach. I was exhausted after that
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Post by pulling69 Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:46

You need to con the other team into eating some food, preferably bread grains cereals etc)or drinking milk or water) just before the race starts.
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Post by Nordic Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:47

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Blanch is correct (did I really just type that?). You better be prepped to do 18. 12 should be a cake walk for a college bro.

What kind of beer are we talking here? I assume some cheap 4% swill.

Definitely the cheap stuff. Just discovered the best place to buy beer is.... Rite Aid. $8 24 pack of keystone.

I'm not worried about drinking 18, it's drinking 18 in a race format. That spells disaster. My record for a day is 24, but that was literally all day at the beach. I was exhausted after that

What is a typical race time?
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Post by Nordic Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:48

pulling69 wrote:You need to con the other team into eating some food, preferably bread grains cereals etc)or drinking milk or water) just before the race starts.

I hear a gallon of milk right before a race helps absorb the alcohol.
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Post by Turtleneck Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:49

Tim Wakefield wrote: $8 24 pack of keystone.


$8 is a lot of money for dog piss.
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Post by pulling69 Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:49

Nordic wrote:
pulling69 wrote:You need to con the other team into eating some food, preferably bread grains cereals etc)or drinking milk or water) just before the race starts.

I hear a gallon of milk right before a race helps absorb the alcohol.

That is a great scam as well....easy $50 if you can find a sucker to take that challenge on Twisted Evil
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Post by Tim Wakefield Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:54

Nordic wrote:
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Definitely the cheap stuff. Just discovered the best place to buy beer is.... Rite Aid. $8 24 pack of keystone.

I'm not worried about drinking 18, it's drinking 18 in a race format. That spells disaster. My record for a day is 24, but that was literally all day at the beach. I was exhausted after that

What is a typical race time?

No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours
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Post by Turtleneck Tue 10 May 2016 - 16:57

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Nordic wrote:

What is a typical race time?

No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours


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Post by Nordic Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:00

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Nordic wrote:

What is a typical race time?

No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours

Never done it. I'm a all-day marathon drinker, not a sprinter. But 2 hours seems reasonable (to avoid death).
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Post by NigelUno Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:04

Tim Wakefield wrote:
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What is a typical race time?

No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours

You're going to drink 18 beers in 2 hours?

This is not a good idea.
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Post by Triple Sparty Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:05

No way you get in under two hours.
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Post by Triple Sparty Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:05

That's s faster pace than century club...
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Post by Nordic Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:12

NigelUno wrote:
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No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours

You're going to drink 18 beers in 2 hours?

This is not a good idea.

I think 2 hours is a do-able time if you have a partner that whack back 8 or 9.
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Post by Tim Wakefield Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:17

NigelUno wrote:
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No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours

You're going to drink 18 beers in 2 hours?

This is not a good idea.  

If i end up drinking 18 (which I won't..my partner also drinks a lot), it's gonna be more like 3 hours. Or I'll pass out. I'll be fine..tolerance is at an all time high at the moment


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Post by DWags Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:17

Nordic wrote:
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No idea, this'll be my first one. I was hoping one of you guys knew. Guessing ~2 hours



Never done it. I'm a all-day marathon drinker, not a sprinter. But 2 hours seems reasonable (to avoid death).

In two hours, you'd have to drink one every ten minutes if you split it down the middle. If you drink more, you're talking about 1 eveery 7 minutes or so.

Good luck. That's a tall order. I'd not consider it.
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Post by DWags Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:18

Tim Wakefield wrote:
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You're going to drink 18 beers in 2 hours?

This is not a good idea.

If i end up drinking 18, it's gonna be more like 3 hours. Or I'll pass out. I'll be fine..tolerance is at an all time high at the moment

Still putting one down every ten minutes. I'll quit being a mother hen here, but dude, WTF?
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Post by Tim Wakefield Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:21

Meant to type 4** hours, not 3. I'm more likely to say fuck it and just stop. I'm probably also overestimating my ability to drink that much liquid/carbonation.

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