Re: Case race strategy

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-05-10, 17:32

Keystone is only $8 for a 24?

by **NigelUno** 2016-05-10, 17:37

Tim Wakefield wrote:Meant to type 4** hours, not 3. I'm more likely to say fuck it and just stop. I'm probably also overestimating my ability to drink that much liquid/carbonation.

Appreciate the concern

4 hours?

Now you're just being a pussy.

by **Blanch32** 2016-05-10, 17:42

Tim Wakefield wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

You're going to drink 18 beers in 2 hours?

This is not a good idea.

If i end up drinking 18 (which I won't..my partner also drinks a lot), it's gonna be more like 3 hours. Or I'll pass out. I'll be fine..tolerance is at an all time high at the moment

No clue how long it lasts lol

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-05-10, 19:47

Nordic wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

You're going to drink 18 beers in 2 hours?

This is not a good idea.

I think 2 hours is a do-able time if you have a partner that whack back 8 or 9.

You're also like 6'5, 240 and have been pounding booze on the reg for 20 years.

Games like this are bad idea jeans. I'm as big of a booze advocate as you'll find but I also think kids need to be smarter about binging to avoid stuff like hospitalization resulting in at best an MIP and insurance premiums going up. Drink a case, just do it slow enough that you know when you need to cut yourself off before really bad things start to happen.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-05-10, 20:03

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Keystone is only $8 for a 24?

Before deposit at Rite Aid. Out the door for $10 and change.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Nordic wrote:

I think 2 hours is a do-able time if you have a partner that whack back 8 or 9.

You're also like 6'5, 240 and have been pounding booze on the reg for 20 years.

Games like this are bad idea jeans. I'm as big of a booze advocate as you'll find but I also think kids need to be smarter about binging to avoid stuff like hospitalization resulting in at best an MIP and insurance premiums going up. Drink a case, just do it slow enough that you know when you need to cut yourself off before really bad things start to happen.

I'm gonna be careful for sure. If it starts getting out of hand, I'm done. I'm a responsible drinker most of the time - ask drunky aka OTPT

by **InTenSity** 2016-05-10, 21:10

What's tTy's advice?

by **Blanch32** 2016-05-10, 21:47

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Nordic wrote:

I think 2 hours is a do-able time if you have a partner that whack back 8 or 9.

You're also like 6'5, 240 and have been pounding booze on the reg for 20 years.

Games like this are bad idea jeans. I'm as big of a booze advocate as you'll find but I also think kids need to be smarter about binging to avoid stuff like hospitalization resulting in at best an MIP and insurance premiums going up. Drink a case, just do it slow enough that you know when you need to cut yourself off before really bad things start to happen.

Like what? Puking? Only gave myself alcohol poisoning once with beer only, and I was 19 in Canada the weekend after finals. All other times involved hard liquor

by **Blanch32** 2016-05-10, 21:49

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Keystone is only $8 for a 24?

Before deposit at Rite Aid. Out the door for $10 and change.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

You're also like 6'5, 240 and have been pounding booze on the reg for 20 years.

Games like this are bad idea jeans. I'm as big of a booze advocate as you'll find but I also think kids need to be smarter about binging to avoid stuff like hospitalization resulting in at best an MIP and insurance premiums going up. Drink a case, just do it slow enough that you know when you need to cut yourself off before really bad things start to happen.

I'm gonna be careful for sure. If it starts getting out of hand, I'm done. I'm a responsible drinker most of the time - ask drunky aka OTPT

Dumb. Just drink til you puke, then drink some more.

That or the chick wants to bang, then fuck the case race, and her

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-05-10, 21:53

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Keystone is only $8 for a 24?

Before deposit at Rite Aid. Out the door for $10 and change.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

You're also like 6'5, 240 and have been pounding booze on the reg for 20 years.

Games like this are bad idea jeans. I'm as big of a booze advocate as you'll find but I also think kids need to be smarter about binging to avoid stuff like hospitalization resulting in at best an MIP and insurance premiums going up. Drink a case, just do it slow enough that you know when you need to cut yourself off before really bad things start to happen.

I'm gonna be careful for sure. If it starts getting out of hand, I'm done. I'm a responsible drinker most of the time - ask drunky aka OTPT

As long as I'm not there Wake will be fine.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-05-10, 22:01

InTenSity wrote:What's tTy's advice?

"Only 1 case? Fuckin kids suck nowadays. I'm 22 deep right now. Fuck"

by Guest 2016-05-10, 22:08

Make sure you keep track so you know what your partner is contributing.

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by Guest 2016-05-10, 22:10

by **NigelUno** 2016-05-10, 22:18

Blanch32 wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

You're also like 6'5, 240 and have been pounding booze on the reg for 20 years.

Games like this are bad idea jeans. I'm as big of a booze advocate as you'll find but I also think kids need to be smarter about binging to avoid stuff like hospitalization resulting in at best an MIP and insurance premiums going up. Drink a case, just do it slow enough that you know when you need to cut yourself off before really bad things start to happen.

Like what? Puking? Only gave myself alcohol poisoning once with beer only, and I was 19 in Canada the weekend after finals. All other times involved hard liquor

Good call. It's not like he'll get so drunk that he would slip and break his jaw.

by **Blanch32** 2016-05-10, 22:21

NigelUno wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Like what? Puking? Only gave myself alcohol poisoning once with beer only, and I was 19 in Canada the weekend after finals. All other times involved hard liquor

Good call. It's not like he'll get so drunk that he would slip and break his jaw.

Never did that. Only tore my meniscus instead 11 years ago in a Minneapolis skyway.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-05-10, 22:27

Not really a joking matter. Lotsa kids die from drinking so fast that their BAC doesn't quite catch up to them to tell them to shut things down and/or start puking. Glad Wake is aware, but that doesn't mean his partner is or the other kids playing. Sorry to be a Debbie Downer.

by **By-Tor** 2016-05-10, 22:28

is there a periscope link? Id like to cheer on

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-05-10, 22:54

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Not really a joking matter. Lotsa kids die from drinking so fast that their BAC doesn't quite catch up to them to tell them to shut things down and/or start puking. Glad Wake is aware, but that doesn't mean his partner is or the other kids playing. Sorry to be a Debbie Downer.

Might knock it down to an 18 pack or maybe even 12. 24 might be too many, you're right. Or just say 'first to finish 12 wins', then sip on the rest.

by **Cameron** 2016-05-10, 22:58

Tim Wakefield wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Not really a joking matter. Lotsa kids die from drinking so fast that their BAC doesn't quite catch up to them to tell them to shut things down and/or start puking. Glad Wake is aware, but that doesn't mean his partner is or the other kids playing. Sorry to be a Debbie Downer.

Might knock it down to an 18 pack or maybe even 12. 24 might be too many, you're right. Or just say 'first to finish 12 wins', then sip on the rest.

Don't be a pussy, make it a 30 pack, Ice beers only

by **InTenSity** 2016-05-10, 23:03

I'm not sure I could drink more than 2. Not that I'd be drunk, but a lot of the cheap shit just gets me sick from smell. Sry bby.

by Herbie Green 2016-05-10, 23:14

InTenSity wrote:I'm not sure I could drink more than 2. Not that I'd be drunk, but a lot of the cheap shit just gets me sick from smell. Sry bby.

Quit being such a pussy.

That said, I kind of agree with Daddy that drinking contests aren't a very good idea.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-05-10, 23:39

Wake what the fuck man it's beer not vodka you'll be fine. Stop being so old wbh.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-05-10, 23:42

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Wake what the fuck man it's beer not vodka you'll be fine. Stop being so old wbh.

It ain't me I'm worried about haha

I'm making sure there's no liquor in that house before we start. Drunk Wake likes shots a little too much

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-05-10, 23:51

This is important guys. It's one of the few subjects I feel passionately about. Drinking.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-05-10, 23:54

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This is important guys. It's one of the few subjects I feel passionately about. Drinking.

I agree with wbh. It really isn't necessary to do that while having fun with 2 cases present.

Also, butt chug half of them.

Also, don't really do that.

by **pulling69** 2016-05-10, 23:58

Traditionally a case race is done with teams of 3 or 4 or more....Doing it with two a side including some lightweight female that is going to punk out and then blame losing on you for not being able to cover her laziness sounds like a recipe for disaster, or the buttsecs.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-05-10, 23:59

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This is important guys. It's one of the few subjects I feel passionately about. Drinking.

I get it. Message received Case race strategy - Page 2 328670334

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-05-11, 00:00

I'd like to incorporate some kind of "Drunk education for real college students" into Orientation/Welcome Week.

The presentation goes pretty much like this.

We know you're going to drink. Have at it! Drinking is the best! Binge drink the fuck out of it!

But please don't drink so much that you die. Here are some helpful tips to avoid dying while you traverse campus/EL binge drinking the fuck out of shit and having a great time.

Tip 1: Not smart enough to know
Tip 2: Not smart enough to know
Tip 3: Not smart enough to know

I think kids would listen to an experienced drunk more than they would to Bible Stud Chad who preaches sobriety.

by Guest 2016-05-11, 00:00

I love all of you.

Well......
Except that fucker Doogie.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-05-11, 00:02

Wake I am alive and healthy. You'll be fine.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-05-11, 00:07

LooseGoose wrote:I love all of you.

Well......
Except that fucker Doogie.

:(

by **Blanch32** 2016-05-11, 08:32

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Wake what the fuck man it's beer not vodka you'll be fine. Stop being so old wbh.

This.

Only heard of someone dying from 21 shots on their 21st. This is like the pot scare tactics

by **Blanch32** 2016-05-11, 08:33

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This is important guys. It's one of the few subjects I feel passionately about. Drinking.

Yes, "being a nancy" is definitely your passion. For reference, see the banninba of Moose and sak

by **Nordic** 2016-05-11, 15:49

Blanch32 wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Wake what the fuck man it's beer not vodka you'll be fine. Stop being so old wbh.

This.

Only heard of someone dying from 21 shots on their 21st. This is like the pot scare tactics

The case chase has a built in governor screw, the mass amount of liquid. I would bet that a vast majority of the cases WBH is preaching about are due to shots/hard alcohol and obviously not a laughing matter. But unless you're a wee lil' fella' like Bob, I can't see it happening with beer. Your stomach can only hold so much before it hits the eject button (see the gallon milk challenge).

I despise drinking games in general. Don't ask me to play flip fuck or dong pong and if you bring a beansack throwie thing to my tailgate, I will smash it into splinters. But I have to admit, I'm intrigued by the case chase.

WBH... me and the Irish Donkey vs. you and tTy. That might be a solid match. The Donk and tTy are both ringers.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-05-11, 15:53

Nordic wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

This.

Only heard of someone dying from 21 shots on their 21st. This is like the pot scare tactics

The case chase has a built in governor screw, the mass amount of liquid. I would bet that a vast majority of the cases WBH is preaching about are due to shots/hard alcohol and obviously not a laughing matter. But unless you're a wee lil' fella' like Bob I can't see it happening with beer. Your stomach can only hold so much before it hits the eject button (see the gallon milk challenge).

I despise drinking games in general. Don't ask me to play flip fuck or dong pong and if you bring a beansack throwie thing to my tailgate, I will smash it into splinters. But I have to admit, I'm intrigued by the case chase.

WBH... me and the Irish Donkey vs. you and tTy. That might be a solid match. The Donk and tTy are both ringers.

I might be svelte and an aerobic machine.. but I have a liver like a 1960's catchers mitt.

by **Nordic** 2016-05-11, 16:01

Good to know if we ever meet and have beers

by **Rocinante** 2016-05-11, 17:01

This is what really happened to LWS.

RIP, dude.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-05-13, 16:40

Bump. Here we go

by **InTenSity** 2016-05-13, 16:42

Good luck. 3 hours should be doable.

by Guest 2016-05-13, 16:46

Tim Wakefield wrote:Bump. Here we go

Good luck from Spartans across the globe.

by **Nordic** 2016-05-13, 16:49

Tim Wakefield wrote:Bump. Here we go

Post an update every 1/2 hour. Let's see when you hit bLanche mode.

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