Re: Random Ramblings

by **tGreenWay** Tue 26 Aug 2014 - 19:38

Rotting citrus smells nasty.

by **DWags** Tue 26 Aug 2014 - 20:04

Still live this video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3PKMzD5ogo

by **NigelUno** Tue 26 Aug 2014 - 20:06

DWags wrote:Still live this video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3PKMzD5ogo

by **tGreenWay** Tue 26 Aug 2014 - 20:42

The Pantry wrote:Asparagus makes my pee smell weird

I'm told it makes your spooge taste funky, too. Funky spunk.

by **The Pantry** Tue 26 Aug 2014 - 21:06

tGreenWay wrote:

I'm told it makes your spooge taste funky, too. Funky spunk.

My ex is a notorious liar. The three times she ever let it touch her lips over the 20 years, I had not eaten asparagus in the previous 48 hours

by **tGreenWay** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 0:34

The Pantry wrote:
My ex is a notorious liar. The three times she ever let it touch her lips over the 20 years, I had not eaten asparagus in the previous 48 hours

An ex-gf from long ago mentioned it one night we were eating at a nicer restaurant. She was pretty cool and funny that way. Other exes only ever mentioned that spunk tastes salty.
Gotta give em all credit, though; just the thought of it makes me want to hurl.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 0:43

y2kMgrad wrote:Did Chad Kroeger really break into his high school a half a dozen times? Why?

Have no idea who this is. Googled, still don't know.

by **DWags** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 0:50

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Have no idea who this is. Googled, still don't know.

My respect gage for you just went up a notch. unfortunately with two teenage daughters I do know.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 0:57

I am saddened that this is what it took, DWags.

by **DWags** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 1:21

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I am saddened that this is what it took, DWags.

Itb was high already, but this kicked it up one

by **Turtleneck** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 4:16

tGreenWay wrote:

An ex-gf from long ago mentioned it one night we were eating at a nicer restaurant. She was pretty cool and funny that way. Other exes only ever mentioned that spunk tastes salty.
Gotta give em all credit, though; just the thought of it makes me want to hurl.

She sounds hideous

by **Heat Miser** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 9:23

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Asparagus makes my pee smell weird

I'm told it makes your spooge taste funky, too. Funky spunk.

I told by a reliable source that pineapple makes it taste relatively good.

by **Rocinante** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 11:37

What happens next is that I don't click on your spam link, annoying facebook friend.

by **DWags** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 16:08

How does one ride a bike into a bus?

http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2014/08/27/msu-student-hits-bus/14688617/

by **Floyd Robertson** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 16:15

DWags wrote:How does one ride a bike into a bus?

http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2014/08/27/msu-student-hits-bus/14688617/

I can see it happening.

Aside from that, may I say that it must be a slow news day.

by **NigelUno** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 16:18

DWags wrote:How does one ride a bike into a bus?

http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2014/08/27/msu-student-hits-bus/14688617/

Probably texting and riding at the same time. Very dangerous.

by **y2kMgrad** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 20:15

DWags wrote:

My respect gage for you just went up a notch. unfortunately with two teenage daughters I do know.

Do you know what the hell was on Joey's head?

by **Rocinante** Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 23:46

Bro do you even lift? I do, I just got a new bench.

by Cosmo_Kramer Thu 28 Aug 2014 - 10:21

Sex is the best. Especially doggy. ROOF ROOF

by **GirbaudJeans** Thu 28 Aug 2014 - 11:24

Does anyone else have to deal with every chick in the office with a space heater under their desk ? I live in effing Texas and even when it's 100 out they have their space heaters going. WTF...

by **The Pantry** Sat 30 Aug 2014 - 17:57

Set up today for DTE to come out and pick up my old working refrigerator. Was notified a couple days ago they would be here between 2 and 6 this afternoon.

It's now 5:57 and there's no sign of them Random Ramblings - Page 12 901027492

by **The Pantry** Sat 30 Aug 2014 - 19:00

7 now and still no one. Not even a phone call from them. Called a number they gave me but the office is closed

by **Floyd Robertson** Sat 30 Aug 2014 - 19:03

The Pantry wrote:7 now and still no one. Not even a phone call from them. Called a number they gave me but the office is closed

When they finally call you back, tell them that they left you no choice but to put it out by the curb with doors still on. Anybody dies, it's on them.

by **The Pantry** Sat 30 Aug 2014 - 19:44

Floyd Robertson wrote:

When they finally call you back, tell them that they left you no choice but to put it out by the curb with doors still on. Anybody dies, it's on them.

Tempting.

7:45 now and no word from Jaco, the contractor that does the pick ups and recycling for DTE

by **Floyd Robertson** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 17:17

I realize it's only the first weekend of September, but I would appreciate some football weather instead of this 92° shit.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 17:26

In the construction caste system, do roofers look down their noses at drywallers, or is it the other way around?

by **tGreenWay** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 17:28

Heat Miser wrote:tGreenWay wrote:“The Pantry wrote:“Asparagus makes my pee smell weird”I'm told it makes your spooge taste funky, too. Funky spunk. ”I told by a reliable source that pineapple makes it taste relatively good.

I'm making plans for a Hawaiian vacation ASAP.

by **y2kMgrad** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 18:22

Picked up a sixer of Sam Adams Cherry Wheat for the first time today. Not bad.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 18:42

y2kMgrad wrote:Picked up a sixer of Sam Adams Cherry Wheat for the first time today. Not bad.

Ever drink cherry flavored chew spit?

by **DWags** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 19:28

My daughters high school football team is complete horse shit. In four years I've watched 3 victories. Now my youngest is a freshman. I'll be watching this shit for four more ****ing years. I want to stick knitting needles in my eyes right now. Kids seem nice enough but they have zero fundamentals. I hate Friday nights.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 19:47

Do your daughters play on the team?

by **The Pantry** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 19:56

DWags wrote:My daughters high school football team is complete horse shit. In four years I've watched 3 victories. Now my youngest is a freshman. I'll be watching this shit for four more ****ing years. I want to stick knitting needles in my eyes right now. Kids seem nice enough but they have zero fundamentals. I hate Friday nights.

Have you considered bolting from the stands and kicking the HC's ass?

by **DWags** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 20:00

Turtleneck wrote:Do your daughters play on the team?

They should. First and goal from the three just now. We score. Nope holding. Next play motion penalty. Next play interception. Now 4:50 second quarter left lightening delay.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 20:02

DWags wrote:My daughters high school football team is complete horse shit. In four years I've watched 3 victories. Now my youngest is a freshman. I'll be watching this shit for four more ****ing years. I want to stick knitting needles in my eyes right now. Kids seem nice enough but they have zero fundamentals. I hate Friday nights.

Are they cheerleaders or something? If not, get the hell out of there. High school football sucks.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 20:04

DWags wrote:

They should. First and goal from the three just now. We score. Nope holding. Next play motion penalty. Next play interception. Now 4:50 second quarter left lightening delay.

Is the team coached by John L Smith?

by **DWags** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 20:06

The Pantry wrote:DWags wrote:“My daughters high school football team is complete horse shit. In four years I've watched 3 victories. Now my youngest is a freshman. I'll be watching this shit for four more ****ing years. I want to stick knitting needles in my eyes right now. Kids seem nice enough but they have zero fundamentals. I hate Friday nights. ”Have you considered bolting from the stands and kicking the HC's ass?

No, but my wife has.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 20:09

DWags wrote:

No, but my wife has.

Pics of wife for purposes of verification?

by **DWags** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 20:14

Turtleneck wrote:DWags wrote:“No, but my wife has. ”Pics of wife for purposes of verification?

On cell sorry. But now that I think of it one time last year my daughter actually said to me from the sideline, " he's playing a 6-2 gap dad!!"

by **DWags** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 20:16

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:DWags wrote:“My daughters high school football team is complete horse shit. In four years I've watched 3 victories. Now my youngest is a freshman. I'll be watching this shit for four more ****ing years. I want to stick knitting needles in my eyes right now. Kids seem nice enough but they have zero fundamentals. I hate Friday nights. ” Are they cheerleaders or something? If not, get the hell out of there. High school football sucks.

Dance team. It's a joke. Jesus I have to be here to support them. I had 17 dancers having dinner at my house today. They'd know if I wasn't in my usual place on the fence.

by **y2kMgrad** Fri 5 Sep 2014 - 20:20

Turtleneck wrote:

Ever drink cherry flavored chew spit?

No, but I feel my boobs growing with every sip.

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