I'm going to try to set an ambiguous record.

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:25

According to the clock at the right of the page there are 81 days, 18 hours and 43 minutes left before the Spartans kickoff against Jacksonville State.

I am going to try to drink 810 beers before kickoff, starting right fucking now. That is an average of over 10 beers a day for 81 and a half days. In a row..... I like to drink a lot of pint cans, so I will case equivalize everything I drink on a spreadsheet. Starting... now....

Beers I've drank since 6/9/14 @ 1:00AM:

1.3333333 (one 16 ounce Miller Lite)

(To Be Continued)

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:30

My spreadsheet:

Beers I've drank since 1:25AM on 6/9/14:
12 oz 0 0
16 oz 2 2.666666667
"quarts" 0 0
Fodys 0 0

Goal 810
Actual 2.666666667

to go: 807.3333333

by **tGreenWay** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:31

tTy wrote:According to the clock at the right of the page there are 81 days, 18 hours and 43 minutes left before the Spartans kickoff against Jacksonville State.

I am going to try to drink 810 beers before kickoff, starting right fucking now. That is an average of over 10 beers a day for 81 and a half days. In a row..... I like to drink a lot of pint cans, so I will case equivalize everything I drink on a spreadsheet. Starting... now....

Beers I've drank since 6/9/14 @ 1:00AM:

1.3333333 (one 16 ounce Miller Lite)

(To Be Continued)

You said you were going to drink beer, not piss.

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:37

tGreenWay wrote:

You said you were going to drink beer, not piss.

Listen man, I work for a beer distributor. I get lots of scratch and dent cases..... I drink what I can when I can for my favorite price of "free". This is my thread and I guess you will have to put up with what I can find to drink and when I can find it to drink it. If you have a problem with the quality of the booze with which I will be swilling, then please don't hesitate to provide me with something better because I sure as shit am not going to be feeling very well after this and I intend to accomplish my feat.

Edut: sry. drnk....

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:41

gHost Spartan wrote:Ty do you have a beer only fridge in your garage?

I have a beer only fridge in my garage, as well as a home brew, two tap full sized frige with 6 1/6 bbls ready for employment in my basement. So, Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

by **tGreenWay** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:44

tTy wrote:

Listen man, I work for a beer distributor. I get lots of scratch and dent cases..... I drink what I can when I can for my favorite price of "free". This is my thread and I guess you will have to put up with what I can find to drink and when I can find it to drink it. If you have a problem with the quality of the booze with which I will be swilling, then please don't hesitate to provide me with something better because I sure as shit am not going to be feeling very well after this and I intend to accomplish my feat.

Edut: sry. drnk....

Miller Lite is the equivalent of the ugly, pimply, pasty white fat chick at the party. She's the only one who will let you stick your finger in her butt. The problem is, she doesn't use booty wipes and now your finger smells just like your free beer tastes--like ass.

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:47

tGreenWay wrote:

Miller Lite is the equivalent of the ugly, pimply, pasty white fat chick at the party. She's the only one who will let you stick your finger in her butt. The problem is, she doesn't use booty wipes and now your finger smells just like your free beer tastes--like ass.

point?

Let's go toe to toe pussy.

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:49

Update:

Beers I've drank since 1:25AM on 6/9/14:
12 oz 0 0
16 oz 3 4
"quarts" 0 0
Fodys 0 0

Goal 810
Actual 4

to go: 806

And YES MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! THIS IS A SPREADSHEET! SAVED ON MY LAPTOP! THAT MY WIFE WILL EVENTUALLY BE ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT! SUCK IT!

by **tGreenWay** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:50

tTy wrote:

point?

Let's go toe to toe pussy.

Wouldn't you rather stick your finger in the fat chick's poopy smelling ass?

by **tGreenWay** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:52

tTy wrote:Update:

Beers I've drank since 1:25AM on 6/9/14:
12 oz 0 0
16 oz 3 4
"quarts" 0 0
Fodys 0 0

Goal 810
Actual 4

to go: 806

And YES MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! THIS IS A SPREADSHEET! SAVED ON MY LAPTOP! THAT MY WIFE WILL EVENTUALLY BE ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT! SUCK IT!

No way you do it. No chance. You'll pussy out.

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:55

tGreenWay wrote:

No way you do it. No chance. You'll pussy out.

No chance? errrrrr brrrrrr....... Money = where your mouf is?

by **tGreenWay** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 1:58

tTy wrote:

No chance? errrrrr brrrrrr....... Money = where your mouf is?

I pay people to bet for me, so I'll check with them first. I'm going to try to set an ambiguous record. 3557613862

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 2:19

And cut.... Good night.

Beers I've drank since 1:25AM on 6/9/14:
12 oz 0 0
16 oz 4 5.333333333
"quarts" 0 0
Fodys 0 0

Goal 810
Actual 5.333333333

to go: 804.6666667

by SpartanStu Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 6:20

My liver hurts just thinking about it.

by LoneWolfSparty Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 6:24

gHost Spartan wrote:Let's get Bee to do a similar challenge: 810 cans of Diet Mountain Dew

No. I only drink black coffee, unsweet tea, water, or skim milk. Diet soda is the debil.

by **Blanch32** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 7:54

Best of luck. Back in college on a study abroad a class mate tried the same but with mexican beer and only 12 days. He pulled it off but barely. Very tough to do unless you don't have A job

by **tig ol bitties** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 8:02

I'm going to try to set an ambiguous record. 502811600

godspeed.

Prediction: you get 500. but the count is fishy because it is too hard to keep track of when you are out.

by **Giant Moose** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 8:08

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 8:16

tig ol bitties wrote:

godspeed.

Prediction: you get 500. but the count is fishy because it is too hard to keep track of when you are out.

Good thing I have a battle axe for a wife and twin 3.5 year olds = I am not allowed to leave the zip code, let alone my yard. IE: beers consumed while "out" will make up less than 5% of this total.

by Senior Dickfist Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 8:37

I, for one, wish you the best of luck in your endeavor! I assume you will continue to chronicle your exploits in this thread?

by **DWags** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 8:39

I'm going for 40 BJ's. (one woman- the wife) As a 52 year old married man of 21 years, I believe that's a tougher get then 810 beers. I'd have that shit done by August 12th, with some good three and four day weekends.

by **Wally Fairway** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 8:40

tTy wrote:And cut.... Good night.

Beers I've drank since 1:25AM on 6/9/14:
12 oz 0 0
16 oz 4 5.333333333
"quarts" 0 0
Fodys 0 0

Goal 810
Actual 5.333333333

to go: 804.6666667

I fully support the tTy beer-out thread - Godspeed young man

only one missing stat for your scoreboard
Actual 5.3333
to go: 804.667
+/- 10 beer/day average: -4.777

My money is on tTy to go over 810 - just like Cool Hand Luke

I'm going to try to set an ambiguous record. Coolhandluke-truth1

I'm going to try to set an ambiguous record. Coolhandluke-truth1

by LoneWolfSparty Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 9:14

DWags wrote:I'm going for 40 BJ's. (one woman- the wife) As a 52 year old married man of 21 years, I believe that's a tougher get then 810 beers. I'd have that shit done by August 12th, with some good three and four day weekends.

Uh, 1 would be a tougher get. Anything above zero and you are my hero.

by AvgMSUJoe Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 9:27

Damn. I had a BAD saturday night... would have made a dent in the number, but I hurt... still. So like... 10 per day. Even if you binge a case. Recovery time. Ouch. That is a lot of beer.

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 9:33

DWags wrote:I'm going for 40 BJ's. (one woman- the wife) As a 52 year old married man of 21 years, I believe that's a tougher get then 810 beers. I'd have that shit done by August 12th, with some good three and four day weekends.

Getting 40BJ's by kickoff? From a married woman?????

Not possible.

by **Blanch32** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 9:40

DWags wrote:I'm going for 40 BJ's. (one woman- the wife) As a 52 year old married man of 21 years, I believe that's a tougher get then 810 beers. I'd have that shit done by August 12th, with some good three and four day weekends.

At my current rate, I'll knock that one out bf august. But then again I don't get the joys of being married or raising kids....

by Ben Seaver Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 9:42

I'm going to try to set an ambiguous record. Liver_cartoon_Liver01X009

Your liver wants to see the Oregon game and be able to enjoy it!

by **DroppedByADime** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 9:47

And dwags is the receiver of said bjs.

I'm sure you'll give more than the allotment.

by **DroppedByADime** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 9:47

Edit: @ blanch.

by **Blanch32** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 10:02

DroppedByADime wrote:Edit: @ blanch.

Show any more dates my posts now that we are on tswill??

by **DWags** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 10:31

Blanch32 wrote:

Show any more dates my posts now that we are on tswill??

then stop more at posts on date in there.

by **tGreenWay** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 10:48

Blanch32 wrote:

At my current rate, I'll knock that one out bf august. But then again I don't get the joys of being married or raising kids....

by LoneWolfSparty Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 11:32

DWags wrote:

then stop more at posts on date in there.

by AvgMSUJoe Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 11:47

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Sad part is... I understand all of this.

by **Rocinante** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 11:54

I am in full support of this effort at the first ever liver failure live posted.

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 12:10

I need a ruling:

Do I get credit for everything I drank yesterday, or just everything I drank after the initial post?

by Senior Dickfist Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 12:31

I'm only a Spartiate, so I'm sure my opinion does not count, but I say just push extra hard the next couple days to build a little cushion. Don't be a pussy! I'm going to try to set an ambiguous record. 3493939353

I'm going to try to set an ambiguous record. 3493939353

by **Wally Fairway** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 12:54

tTy wrote:I need a ruling:

Do I get credit for everything I drank yesterday, or just everything I drank after the initial post?

I for you, but I think it has to be from when you posted the 81 days thing in your first post.

Also, I'm already nervous about you making it - due to that first game being played before Labor Day, hell a good Labor Day weekend could be worth 100 12 oz'ers. Oh and my other advice if for you not to get sick and for you to tell your wife & kids not to get sick either.

by **tTy** Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 12:56

Wally Fairway wrote:
I for you, but I think it has to be from when you posted the 81 days thing in your first post.

Also, I'm already nervous about you making it - due to that first game being played before Labor Day, hell a good Labor Day weekend could be worth 100 12 oz'ers. Oh and my other advice if for you not to get sick and for you to tell your wife & kids not to get sick either.

Good enough for me. I was leaning toward not counting them too...

by Chitown_Badger Mon 9 Jun 2014 - 13:11

How exactly is this record "ambiguous"? It seems pretty well defined to me.

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