What kind of asshole are you?

by **DWags** 2014-06-11, 23:32

I'm the kind of asshole that if I'm in a hurry and I could let you in from the side of a gas station at a red light, I pretend that I don't see you there and just pull in front of you and let the guy behind me let you in. Saves me about 5 seconds and I know I'm that kind of asshole sometimes.

Everybody is an asshole of some kind. What kind of asshole are you?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-06-11, 23:37

I force girls to give me blowjobs at parties.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-06-11, 23:38

I will laugh at anything. I will find humor in 99% of things. Daniel tosh like.

by **Death Roe** 2014-06-11, 23:38

"I'm an asshole, but a fair asshole." - My father

by **NigelUno** 2014-06-11, 23:39

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I force girls to give me blowjobs at parties.

Gibbons? Is that you?

by **Rocinante** 2014-06-11, 23:57

If I think I'm right I'll fight you until you give in or prove me wrong. I don't care if you're mother Theresa.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-06-12, 00:29

I'm probably the nicest person you will ever meet.

by **DWags** 2014-06-12, 00:38

You dumb asses are the kind of assholes who don't start the sentence off right.

I'm the kind of asshole that..................

I'm the kind of asshole that doesn't suffer dumbasses well.

by **DWags** 2014-06-12, 00:44

gHost Spartan wrote:Are you 52 ?

Let's fuk

by Venice 2014-06-12, 02:42

I'm the kind of asshole that hates everyone

My Epitath

it was fun despite the eternal pain in my ass caused by YOU

Yes You, You Asshole

by **AMwood** 2014-06-12, 05:42

this reminds me, i have to buy a new tube of astroglide.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-06-12, 07:12

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

by **xsanguine** 2014-06-12, 07:19

How about this heat?

by **Blanch32** 2014-06-12, 07:48

I piss off hundreds of people every time I Post. I'm such an asshole I'm even permmabanned on a certain msg board

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-06-12, 09:41

DWags wrote:I'm the kind of asshole that if I'm in a hurry and I could let you in from the side of a gas station at a red light, I pretend that I don't see you there and just pull in front of you and let the guy behind me let you in. Saves me about 5 seconds and I know I'm that kind of asshole sometimes.

Everybody is an asshole of some kind. What kind of asshole are you?

I hate that kind of asshole. You have to use the every other car rule and then you owe the car a wave. What kind of asshole are you? 901027492

by **Jaheab** 2014-06-12, 10:00

I'm the kind of asshole that just leaves random shit on the wrong shelf at the grocery store if I decide I don't want it. '

**** walking back to the freezer section. I'll just leave these Klondike Bars next to the taco shells.'

by **DWags** 2014-06-12, 10:18

Jaheab wrote:I'm the kind of asshole that just leaves random shit on the wrong shelf at the grocery store if I decide I don't want it. '

**** walking back to the freezer section. I'll just leave these Klondike Bars next to the taco shells.'

I've been shopping right behind that kind of asshole before.

by **DWags** 2014-06-12, 10:18

Snake Plissken wrote:

I hate that kind of asshole. You have to use the every other car rule and then you owe the car a wave.

If I did that, I wouldn't be "that kind of asshole" now would I?

by Johnny Alpamayo 2014-06-12, 10:24

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

A-
SS-
HO-
LE!

by BRODSON 2014-06-12, 10:25

blown out

by **tGreenWay** 2014-06-12, 10:49

I'm the kind of asshole who uses public toilets and pisses on the seat.

I'm also the kind of asshole who tells Denis Leary to stop stealing material from Louis CK.

by **Rocinante** 2014-06-12, 11:09

tGreenWay wrote:I'm the kind of asshole who uses public toilets and pisses on the seat.

As a person who spends a lot of time having to use gas station toilets and the like, I curse you.

by **steveschneider** 2014-06-12, 11:27

I'm the kind of asshole that will stand up at sporting events even when everyone else sits down.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-06-12, 11:32

steveschneider wrote:I'm the kind of asshole that will stand up at sporting events even when everyone else sits down.

Yeah, same here. I will probably tell you to stay home.

by JEK 2014-06-12, 11:49

DWags wrote:I'm the kind of asshole that if I'm in a hurry and I could let you in from the side of a gas station at a red light, I pretend that I don't see you there and just pull in front of you and let the guy behind me let you in. Saves me about 5 seconds and I know I'm that kind of asshole sometimes.

Everybody is an asshole of some kind. What kind of asshole are you?

I'm the kind of asshole that, if you don't let me in, I tail you to your destination, stalk you for 48 hours, murder you in front of your family, then dump you at the bottom of Lake Michigan.

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-06-12, 12:25

JEK wrote:

I'm the kind of asshole that, if you don't let me in, I tail you to your destination, stalk you for 48 hours, murder you in front of your family, then dump you at the bottom of Lake Michigan.

You're doing it wrong. How's he going to learn if you murder him. You have to murder his family in front of him to teach him a lesson. Duh. What kind of asshole are you? 1550444538

What kind of asshole are you? 1550444538

by **DWags** 2014-06-12, 12:33

JEK wrote:

I'm the kind of asshole that, if you don't let me in, I tail you to your destination, stalk you for 48 hours, murder you in front of your family, then dump you at the bottom of Lake Michigan.

What kind of asshole are you? 4198636888

by tanfan! 2014-06-12, 12:34

I mod a message board like I did when I was hall monitor in high school. If I don't like what you post I will ban you and brag about it. Sincerely all of the rods on tcock

by tanfan! 2014-06-12, 12:35

Jaheab wrote:I'm the kind of asshole that just leaves random shit on the wrong shelf at the grocery store if I decide I don't want it. '

**** walking back to the freezer section. I'll just leave these Klondike Bars next to the taco shells.'

My wife is that kind of asshole.

by Fat Guy on Couch 2014-06-12, 13:16

I'm the type of asshole that takes joy in ripping farts as I leave an elevator full of strangers.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-06-12, 13:24

Tanfan! wrote:

My wife is that kind of asshole.

Is she hot? When hot women do that shit it's no big deal.

by Izzo Court 2014-06-12, 13:40

I'm the type of asshole that cooks Sunday breakfast for the family on the grill so everyone in the neighborhood wakes up to the smell of bacon that they can't have.

by tanfan! 2014-06-12, 15:15

Turtleneck wrote:

Is she hot? When hot women do that shit it's no big deal.

yes

by **DWags** 2014-06-12, 15:20

Turtleneck wrote:

Is she hot? When hot women do that shit it's no big deal.

Hot women can do anything and it's no big deal.

by tMolson 2014-06-12, 15:29

Izzo Court wrote:I'm the type of asshole that cooks Sunday breakfast for the family on the grill so everyone in the neighborhood wakes up to the smell of bacon that they can't have.

You're the one doing this? I hate really you....

by SpartanMikey 2014-06-12, 16:53

Fat Guy on Couch wrote:I'm the type of asshole that takes joy in ripping farts as I leave an elevator full of strangers.

This is considered asshole-ish?! I always thought it was standard elevator behavior.

by RogueLeader 2014-06-12, 18:18

Tanfan! wrote:

My wife is that kind of asshole.

Her asshole is quite fine, she couldn't walk straight for a month after I got through with her.

by Turf 2014-06-12, 18:37

i'm the kind of asshole that will tell other assholes when they are being an asshole.

by **The Pantry** 2014-06-12, 20:06

See myself as a pretty likable asshole. But, I pity the mother fucker that drops the unsolicited newspaper at the end of my driveway every weekend when I finally catch him

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-06-12, 20:12

The Pantry wrote:See myself as a pretty likable asshole. But, I pity the mother fucker that drops the unsolicited newspaper at the end of my driveway every weekend when I finally catch him

You need to devise some kind of boobytrap.

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