What kind of asshole are you?

I'm the worst kind of asshole. The kind that doesn't give a shit what you think about me.

DWags wrote:I'm the kind of asshole that if I'm in a hurry and I could let you in from the side of a gas station at a red light, I pretend that I don't see you there and just pull in front of you and let the guy behind me let you in.   Saves me about 5 seconds and I know I'm that kind of asshole sometimes.



Everybody is an asshole of some kind.  What kind of asshole are you?

I just essentially did this today when I was late for a deposition. The only difference was the other car was turning onto the (very trafficky) road I was on from a side street. I pretended I didn't see the other car as I crawled past that intersection in traffic. And I was absolutely thinking to myself as I did it, "I'm being an asshole." I wish I had seen this thread before I did it.

Just did it, and was quite impressed!

I don't exercise, eat poorly, and never gain weight.

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

I'm the kind of asshole that spends 75.00 to install lights on a lawn mower, just so I can mow when the neighbors are trying to sleep..

But I just mowed the neighbors' place (after sunset)

for the umpteenth time in 15 years so I guess I'm not much of an A hole   

^ What the hell? I don't think I've ever seen that.   

I'm the kind of asshole that doesn't blame cops when idiots get caught with MIPs, burning couches, rioting, etc.

Sponge Worthy wrote:

 

keep hustlin'

All assholes think that I'm an asshole.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:^ What the hell? I don't think I've ever seen that.   

You mean lights? Lots of lawn tractors come with 'em

I am the type of asshole who complains about the neighbors making noise and have bonfires in the backyard. I complain when they put their speakers to the windows and have a party, when the play their car stereo too loud so that you can hear them drive by and I complain when they rev up their motor cycles and make noise. I complain when they wash their car and blast their car stereo as they detail and wipe it. I complain when they have parties at night in the backyard and porch.

I also really hate fucking backyard bonfires--biggest white trash thing ever.

I'm the kind of asshole who had two bloody Mary's while trying to fix a boat hoist.

Got three consecutive calls from a client ....

Who was a prick on the phone. I told him that if he thinks someone else who is whispering in his ear knows more about things than I do ....

He should be on the phone with him and not me.


I figure I lost about $80k/ yr for that.

I'm an asshole. Yep.

Fuggit

Bonerland wrote:I also really hate fucking backyard bonfires--biggest white trash thing ever.

Is your name Edna?

I'm not that big of an asshole, but I just don't go out of my way to be incredibly nice.

Bonerland wrote:I am the type of asshole who complains about the neighbors making noise and have bonfires in the backyard.  I complain when they put their speakers to the windows and have a party, when the play their car stereo too loud so that you can hear them drive by and I complain when they rev up their motor cycles and make noise. I complain when they wash their car and blast their car stereo as they detail and wipe it. I complain when they have parties at night in the backyard and porch.

I also really hate fucking backyard bonfires--biggest white trash thing ever.

You sound like a miserable person.   

The kind that still complains about getting shorted two RoseBowl tickets, even though we won and I was able to get the other two from a friend at face value...still,love to complain about it!

DWags wrote:What kind of asshole are you?

Bleached.

I'm the asshole who drives fast in the 2nd lane from the right then swoops in on some poor bastard so I can get past 50 cars on my way onto I-75.