Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-11-23, 18:21

This team really misses Ngata.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-11-23, 18:22

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:He’s 29 years old turtleneck. He was not born the day he was drafted.

You're a brain dead moron. You make Herbie look like a fucking nuclear physicist.

When are you two gonna bang?

by **steveschneider** 2017-11-23, 18:23

tGreenWay wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Just a horse shit team.

Too many areas still need better talent, meanwhile, Stafford keeps getting older.

Yep, they always seem to have one incredible piece of talent on the offense and everything else is lacking. What you wrote sums up the Sanders, Johnson and Stafford eras.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-11-23, 21:10

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

You're a brain dead moron. You make Herbie look like a fucking nuclear physicist.

When are you two gonna bang?

As soon as he is done with you. Travis owns you, bro.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-11-23, 21:34

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

You're a brain dead moron. You make Herbie look like a fucking nuclear physicist.

When are you two gonna bang?

Hopefully soon so we don’t have to see the flirting.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-11-23, 21:36

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

When are you two gonna bang?

Hopefully soon so we don’t have to see the flirting.

We learned it from watching you flirt with LWS and whatever old people would give you attention on an Internet message board for fans of Michigan State University.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-11-23, 21:48

Turtleneck wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Hopefully soon so we don’t have to see the flirting.

We learned it from watching you flirt with LWS and whatever old people would give you attention on an Internet message board for fans of Michigan State University.

I do not like old people. Specifically boomers.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-11-23, 21:49

#chitchat

by **Turtleneck** 2017-12-03, 14:43

Yeah...

by **DWags** 2017-12-03, 14:51

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

We learned it from watching you flirt with LWS and whatever old people would give you attention on an Internet message board for fans of Michigan State University.

I do not like old people. Specifically boomers.

Eventually you’ll date somebody. He or she will have parents. They’ll probably be boomers. God bless you, but you’d be a bit much to take as a boyfriend of my daughter or son.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-12-03, 14:54

DWags wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I do not like old people. Specifically boomers.

Eventually you’ll date somebody. He or she will have parents. They’ll probably be boomers. God bless you, but you’d be a bit much to take as a boyfriend of my daughter or son.

They made a movie about OTPT visiting his GF's family, DWags.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-12-03, 15:17

Prater sucks

by **Death Roe** 2017-12-03, 15:48

Stafford fucking sucks.

by aualum06 2017-12-03, 15:50

Death Roe wrote:Stafford fucking sucks.

Jones was wide open and he air mailed him by 10 yards

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-12-03, 15:51

I’m not so sure this is on stafford.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-12-03, 15:51

And by that I mean. It’s not on stafford come the fuck on they got bigger problems.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-12-03, 15:56

I turned this fame on with two left in the 3rd. I should have known better. Why do I waste my time?

by **Death Roe** 2017-12-03, 15:57

I agree that they have other problems, but a guy with a 6-51 record against teams .500 and over is not the answer. That is pathetic.

I think they should draft Saquon Barkley, he'll be available where they're trending pick-wise.

by aualum06 2017-12-03, 15:58

Death Roe wrote:I agree that they have other problems, but a guy with a 6-51 record against teams .500 and over is not the answer. That is pathetic.

I think they should draft Saquon Barkley, he'll be available where they're trending pick-wise.

Green kid looks like he has some burst

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-12-03, 15:59

I’d rather have a defense that doesn’t let Baltimore score 37 points death roe. Joe Montana isnt going to win many games with that shit going on.

by **Death Roe** 2017-12-03, 15:59

Rudock is just as good at throwing picks as Stafford is.

by aualum06 2017-12-03, 16:00

NFL needs to get rid of the choreographed celebrations. They are getting embarrassing.

by aualum06 2017-12-03, 16:01

Glad Caldwell got that extension

by **Death Roe** 2017-12-03, 16:06

This is what's going to happen.

The Lions and Packers will both be 8-7, winner takes a WC berth.

Rodgers comes back Week 15, starts slow, but then kicks ass the last two weeks and destroys the Lions at Ford Field once again.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2017-12-03, 19:11

Death Roe wrote:This is what's going to happen.

The Lions and Packers will both be 8-7, winner takes a WC berth.

Rodgers comes back Week 15, starts slow, but then kicks ass the last two weeks and destroys the Lions at Ford Field once again.

How are the Lions going to get to 8 wins? The only team they can beat is themselves and that doesn't count in the standings.

by **DWags** 2017-12-03, 20:06

The title has to be changed to “Martha is fucking with some of the most loyal fans in the nfl.”

by aualum06 2017-12-04, 21:32

Not sure if anyone saw it but Ryan Shazier might be paralyzed

by **DWags** 2017-12-04, 21:37

aualum06 wrote:Not sure if anyone saw it but Ryan Shazier might be paralyzed

WTF?

by aualum06 2017-12-04, 21:38

DWags wrote:
aualum06 wrote:Not sure if anyone saw it but Ryan Shazier might be paralyzed

WTF?

Led with his head, left on an ambulance without leg movement

by **DWags** 2017-12-04, 21:39

aualum06 wrote:
DWags wrote:

WTF?

Led with his head, left on an ambulance without leg movement

Jesus.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-12-04, 21:51

It did not look good. Reached for his lower back on the ground/way to the ground, was able to flip himself over onto his back and couldn't move his legs.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-12-04, 23:10

Bell just laid the wood and ran over a guy

by **tGreenWay** 2017-12-04, 23:31

That hit on Burfict: Shocked

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-12-04, 23:33

tGreenWay wrote:That hit on Burfict:

A second guy can’t move and getting carted off the field. What would we do without football?

by **tGreenWay** 2017-12-04, 23:35

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:That hit on Burfict:

A second guy can’t move and getting carted off the field. What would we do without football?

I'd get more stuff done.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-12-04, 23:39

A touchdown with a side of CTE for Antonio Brown.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-12-04, 23:40

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:A touchdown with a side of CTE for Antonio Brown.

tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around - Page 8 502811600

by **tGreenWay** 2017-12-04, 23:54

McDonough really putting the jinx on Boswell.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-12-04, 23:58

Plenty of thoughts and prayers going around tonight....

by **tGreenWay** 2017-12-05, 00:20

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Plenty of thoughts and prayers going around tonight....

Plus Ben's prayers and thoughts.

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