Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

by **DWags** Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:48 pm

tGreenWay wrote:“With the second pick in the 2019 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select...”

Who?

Jesus Christ.

by **tGreenWay** Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:02 pm

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:“With the second pick in the 2019 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select...”

Who?

Jesus Christ.

He can’t help them.

by **Floyd Robertson** Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:12 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

Jesus Christ.

He can’t help them.

Can't, or doesn't want to?

by aualum06 Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:13 pm

Bosa I hope.

by **The Pantry** Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:15 pm

kingstonlake wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Blount is dumb as shit

Worth it. They're gonna lose anyway. Stick up for your guy.

It was a clean play. Stafford deserved to get popped.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:17 pm

This team won't finish 0-16, but it will be close. 3... 4 wins?

by **tGreenWay** Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:19 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

He can’t help them.

Can't, or doesn't want to?

Yes.

by **tGreenWay** Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:20 pm

aualum06 wrote:Bosa I hope.

Didn’t he go out with an injury? I didn’t see if he ever came back in.

by **Floyd Robertson** Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:26 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

Can't, or doesn't want to?

Yes.

Exactly.

by **kingstonlake** Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:29 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Yes.

Exactly.

More or less.

by **The Pantry** Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:31 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
aualum06 wrote:Bosa I hope.

Didn’t he go out with an injury? I didn’t see if he ever came back in.

Looked like a groin injury. Didn't have the balls to re-enter the game.

by **kingstonlake** Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:40 pm

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Didn’t he go out with an injury? I didn’t see if he ever came back in.
Looked like a groin injury. Didn't have the balls to re-enter the game.

Well played sir

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:01 pm

The Pantry wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Worth it. They're gonna lose anyway. Stick up for your guy.
It was a clean play. Stafford deserved to get popped.

Missed KLs point pantry. I agree with him, though turns out he was wrong that the game was over (not that Blount would have been the difference.) Team is lacking some drive, pop some mother fucker that may or may not have actually deserved it. Doesn’t matter. Fire people up. Really not that far off from the #disrespekt concept MSU rallies around at times.

by **Death Roe** Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:04 pm

I thought the holding call on the late INT was kind of ticky-tack. Stafford still blew plenty of shots to not have to rely on the defense to make that great play.

They're probably going 3-13 at best.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:09 pm

Death Roe wrote:I thought the holding call on the late INT was kind of ticky-tack. Stafford still blew plenty of shots to not have to rely on the defense to make that great play.

They're probably going 3-13 at best.

Man that penalty is a beef with football in general. Not only ticky tack but has nothing to do with the play whatsoever. Like.... whatever man.

by **Death Roe** Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:15 pm

It had no impact on the play and was on the other side of the field. Absurd to call that, but it's called way too often.

by **Death Roe** Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:15 pm

Remaining schedule:
vs. Pats - LMAO, 0-3 is a guarantee
@ Cowboys - winnable but it's on the road- 0-4
vs. Packers - Godgers, 0-5
@ Dolphins - winnable, but they're playing scrappy good football - 0-6
vs. Seahawks - I'm giving them this one since it's at home. 1-6
@ Vikings - haha, 1-7
@ Bears - winnable but Soldier Field has never really been good to them. 1-8
vs. Panthers - Norv Turner isn't that good, I'll go 2-8
vs. Bears - Khalil Mack - 2-9
vs. Rams - LMAO this team will fucking destroy the Lions. 2-10
@ Cardinals - they might be worse than the Lions, 3-10
@ Bills - winning streak! 4-10
vs. Vikings - no way, 4-11
@ Packers - no way, 4-12

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:31 pm

Death Roe wrote:It had no impact on the play and was on the other side of the field. Absurd to call that, but it's called way too often.

But “by the rule” they don’t have a choice. That’s part of the problem with football compared to literally any sport. They try to offer their referees literally no discretion to the point that they try to define what is and isn’t a catch beforehand. It’s kinda asinine. Let these people make a decision once in awhile instead of pretending it’s all black and white

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:32 pm

Death Roe wrote:Remaining schedule:
vs. Pats - LMAO, 0-3 is a guarantee
@ Cowboys - winnable but it's on the road- 0-4
vs. Packers - Godgers, 0-5
@ Dolphins - winnable, but they're playing scrappy good football - 0-6
vs. Seahawks - I'm giving them this one since it's at home. 1-6
@ Vikings - haha, 1-7
@ Bears - winnable but Soldier Field has never really been good to them. 1-8
vs. Panthers - Norv Turner isn't that good, I'll go 2-8
vs. Bears - Khalil Mack - 2-9
vs. Rams - LMAO this team will fucking destroy the Lions. 2-10
@ Cardinals - they might be worse than the Lions, 3-10
@ Bills - winning streak! 4-10
vs. Vikings - no way, 4-11
@ Packers - no way, 4-12

You have way too many “yeah they probably will win but lol nah” to sound plausible. Probably just skip the breakdown next time and say “4-12” next time and no one will say anything.

by **Death Roe** Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:36 pm

Thanks for your input. I really don't care.

by **The Pantry** Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:48 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
The Pantry wrote:It was a clean play. Stafford deserved to get popped.

Missed KLs point pantry. I agree with him, though turns out he was wrong that the game was over (not that Blount would have been the difference.) Team is lacking some drive, pop some mother fucker that may or may not have actually deserved it. Doesn’t matter. Fire people up. Really not that far off from the #disrespekt concept MSU rallies around at times.

Didn't miss anything. Another stupid gesture in years of undisciplined play by the Lions.

You should stick to analyzing soccer.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:51 pm

The Pantry wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Missed KLs point pantry. I agree with him, though turns out he was wrong that the game was over (not that Blount would have been the difference.) Team is lacking some drive, pop some mother fucker that may or may not have actually deserved it. Doesn’t matter. Fire people up. Really not that far off from the #disrespekt concept MSU rallies around at times.
Didn't miss anything. Another stupid gesture in years of undisciplined play by the Lions.

You should stick to analyzing soccer.

Nah, you’re off base dude. Gotta stick up for your QB. Learn a thing or two about what ride or die means.

by **Death Roe** Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:54 pm

I liked the Blount penalty. It was a close enough call of a hit on Stafford to warrant sticking up for him. Blount can be a head case but he's a team-first guy.

by aualum06 Sun Sep 23, 2018 11:47 am

Story today is the Lions had a trade completed for Gronk around draft time but he told the Patriots he was going to retire if he didn't play with Brady and wouldn't even speak with the Lions

by **Rocinante** Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:33 pm

Death Roe wrote:Thanks for your input. I really don't care.

Yeah Travis. Shut up. It was funny.

by **Turtleneck** Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:06 pm

Soccer is a gateway sport, Travis.

by **Rocinante** Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:54 pm

What is he challenging? I am in a bar and can’t hear it.

by **Heat Miser** Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:56 pm

These are not the Lions I was looking for.

by aualum06 Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:58 pm

Rocinante wrote:What is he challenging? I am in a bar and can’t hear it.

Gollady got it over the plane

by MSU addict Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:05 pm

I have watched two games today - Bills and Vikings, Lions and Patriots.

Bizarro football.

by **Floyd Robertson** Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:07 pm

Lions have never won a Sunday night game, right?

by **kingstonlake** Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:21 pm

Quick poll. No one here thinks they're gonna win this game, right?

I mean we all know this is gonna be another painful loss, right?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:23 pm

kingstonlake wrote:Quick poll. No one here thinks they're gonna win this game, right?

I mean we all know this is gonna be another painful loss, right?

It’s not really that painful Kingston lake. Getting your dick caught in a cheese grinder? That’s painful.

by **Floyd Robertson** Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:24 pm

kingstonlake wrote:Quick poll. No one here thinks they're gonna win this game, right?

I mean we all know this is gonna be another painful loss, right?

I'm so confident they're going to lose that I'm going to turn it off at halftime.

by **kingstonlake** Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:28 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Quick poll. No one here thinks they're gonna win this game, right?

I mean we all know this is gonna be another painful loss, right?

It’s not really that painful Kingston lake. Getting your dick caught in a cheese grinder? That’s painful.

You comparison is accurate.

by aualum06 Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:33 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Lions have never won a Sunday night game, right?

Didn't we win in Minnesota one year? Late 90s

by aualum06 Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:48 pm

Pat's 24-20

by **Heat Miser** Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:04 pm

The Lioning has begun.

by **Heat Miser** Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:11 pm

But they answer! Still plenty of time to blow it though.

by **Rocinante** Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:19 pm

The lions do not beat the pats. It’s statistically impossible.

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