Obsession - the tears of my enemies.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-02-08, 15:32

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

OTPT mocks others while his account is being deducted $15.99 a month for the Swill.

Take my litecoin that ty told me to buy.

Buy more pussy!!!!

by **Nordic** 2018-02-08, 15:42

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
Its probably that whole winning on the field while not having any recruiting class ranked higher than theirs.

Hot takes!

So recruiting rankings don’t matter... unless Michigan doesn’t have a top 10 class ... then they do and should be laughed at.

#SportsLogic

You are failing to apply the transitive properties of Michigan recruiting.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-02-08, 15:55

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Take my litecoin that ty told me to buy.

Buy more pussy!!!!

by **DWags** 2018-02-08, 23:02

Cam Cameron? Back at Michigan? Really?

by **tGreenWay** 2018-02-09, 03:21

DWags wrote:Cam Cameron? Back at Michigan? Really?

I remember 25 years ago when there was talk from ann arbor that Cameron would someday be the walvies HC. Then he tanked at IU and people stopped bringing up his name.

by Guest 2018-02-10, 00:10

11 .warriors offers Harbs some advice:

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/college-football-recruiting/2018/02/90963/michigan-just-signed-a-recruiting-class-that-makes-most-wolverine-fans-cringe-so-lets-help-them-out

1. TRY NOT TO LOSE THREE STRAIGHT GAMES TO FINISH THE SEASON
This seems simple enough: of the last three games of the year, do not lose every single one. But hang on my friends, because this is much easier said than done! Jim Harbaugh was on the verge of avoiding this very difficult trap, but alas, snatched defeat from the jaws of victory in the Outback Bowl against South Carolina. In 2016 Michigan only lost the last two games of the season, but the win before that was a 10 point victory against Indiana, which is functionally the same thing as a loss. Also the game before that was a loss to Iowa (which, as Ohio State knows, counts for like three losses).

Anyway, kids like winners. And winners don't do drugs and don't lose to damn near everyone in the last two months of the season.

by Guest 2018-02-12, 19:21

Pride Goeth.....or perhaps glass houses?

Ex-UM doctor charged in child porn case

Love how they frame him as "EX" UM - he quit when he knew he was getting arrested.

Nasser should be EX MSU on that basis.

The complaint against Mark Hoeltzel, 46, of Ann Arbor, was unsealed a month after he left his job amid sexual misconduct claims, including allegations the pediatric rheumatologist had sex with a patient at work.

by Guest 2018-02-16, 16:42

Zenogias
Joined: 06/24/2015
MGoPoints: 1519
15-0 in 2018?
I was talking with a friend I trust on things related to Michigan football and he laid out what I thought was a fairly convincing scenario in which we go 15-0 this year, with wins against ND, Rutgers, Wisconsin, MSU, Penn State, OSU, and arch-rivals Illinois in the B1G championship game.

The crux of his argument boils down to the OL developing significantly (the addition of Calvin Anderson helps solidify left tackle), Shea is ruled eligible and takes his performance to a new level under QB whisperer Jim Harbaugh. An opening victory against Notre Dame provides the spark for our offense, who grow in confidence throughout the season. A modest improvement in pass protection combined with Shea's mobility puts opposing defenses in a bad spot, opening up the field so we can run whenever we want. Wide receivers exhibit the growth you'd expect from freshmen becoming sophomores, especially with a dedicated and experienced WR coach in McElwain. We have to rely on our defense against tougher teams, but between the reviatalized offense and Don Brown's dudes in year three in his defense, only a handful of games are even close. Naturally, all the momentum proves impossible to stop, and we steamroll through Clemson and Alabama on the way to a national championship.

I wanted to throw this up to the mgoboard and see what you all think, if this is just an outlier position or if it sounds realistic or plausible.

Hotel Putingrad
Joined: 12/10/2014
MGoPoints: 57963

if we go 15-0 next year, I will fuck a shark

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Obsession - the tears of my enemies. 1966794946

by **tGreenWay** 2018-02-16, 16:49

by Clarett's Folly 2018-02-16, 16:58

LooseGoose wrote:Zenogias
Joined: 06/24/2015
MGoPoints: 1519
15-0 in 2018?
I was talking with a friend I trust on things related to Michigan football and he laid out what I thought was a fairly convincing scenario in which we go 15-0 this year, with wins against ND, Rutgers, Wisconsin, MSU, Penn State, OSU, and arch-rivals Illinois in the B1G championship game.

The crux of his argument boils down to the OL developing significantly (the addition of Calvin Anderson helps solidify left tackle), Shea is ruled eligible and takes his performance to a new level under QB whisperer Jim Harbaugh. An opening victory against Notre Dame provides the spark for our offense, who grow in confidence throughout the season. A modest improvement in pass protection combined with Shea's mobility puts opposing defenses in a bad spot, opening up the field so we can run whenever we want. Wide receivers exhibit the growth you'd expect from freshmen becoming sophomores, especially with a dedicated and experienced WR coach in McElwain. We have to rely on our defense against tougher teams, but between the reviatalized offense and Don Brown's dudes in year three in his defense, only a handful of games are even close. Naturally, all the momentum proves impossible to stop, and we steamroll through Clemson and Alabama on the way to a national championship.

I wanted to throw this up to the mgoboard and see what you all think, if this is just an outlier position or if it sounds realistic or plausible.

Hotel Putingrad
Joined: 12/10/2014
MGoPoints: 57963

if we go 15-0 next year, I will fuck a shark

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What in the everloving fuck?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-02-16, 17:07

I wonder what fucking a shark would be like.

by **DWags** 2018-02-16, 17:18

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I wonder what fucking a shark would be like.

Don’t know, but probably more pleasurable than a blowjob from one.

by Guest 2018-02-16, 17:22

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I wonder what fucking a shark would be like.

He's playing off their recent hire of McElwain....

Obsession - the tears of my enemies. Shark-832x447

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-02-16, 17:28

That is not real Obsession - the tears of my enemies. 502811600

by Guest 2018-02-16, 17:35

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:That is not real

Paula Lavigne would tell you to not be so sure.

Jim McElwain still doesn't think that shark-humping meme is all that funny

by Guest 2018-02-18, 13:06

Poor Michigan today. Win and they help us win the Regular season title. Or they can lose to tOSU at home AND help them win the title.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-02-18, 14:24

DWags wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I wonder what fucking a shark would be like.

Don’t know, but probably more pleasurable than a blowjob from one.

by Guest 2018-02-25, 00:03

Threads like this are why this thread exists. The combination of arrogance and butthurt can be found no where else.....

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/miles-bridges-cleared-ncaa-play

Enjoy.

by MattyFresh 2018-02-25, 00:09

haahha early on guy says 'and they can't decided on shea'... next guy says, 'we haven't turned in the paperwork yet'.. silence. Their stupidity knows no bounds.

by MattyFresh 2018-02-25, 00:10

and the thought process that MSU has only known about these allegations for two days.... Obsession - the tears of my enemies. 502811600

by MattyFresh 2018-02-25, 02:31

You would think with how great the school is they could have some decent web developers. I could of thrown that site together while sitting on the shitter. Was it designed and now maintained by finalfouru?

by **Jake from State Farm** 2018-02-25, 08:58

Another coach moving on to harbaughless pastures.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-02-25, 10:30

$400? Shiiiiiit. If you're gonna cheat, at least take it to Ed Martin level. $400 is GLIAC level.

by Guest 2018-02-25, 18:35

This thread is fun.....especially when "Bubba" opens up a classroom about 1/2 way through it.

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/spartys-cupcake-conference-schedule

by **Jake from State Farm** 2018-02-25, 18:45

LooseGoose wrote:This thread is fun.....especially when "Bubba" opens up a classroom about 1/2 way through it.

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/spartys-cupcake-conference-schedule

The butthurt is huge in that thread.

by **Heat Miser** 2018-02-25, 18:50

Jake from State Farm wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:This thread is fun.....especially when "Bubba" opens up a classroom about 1/2 way through it.

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/spartys-cupcake-conference-schedule

The butthurt is huge in that thread.

Our schedule was pretty easy...We didn't have to play Michigan State!

by **steveschneider** 2018-02-25, 21:16

Holy shit Wolverines are pissed off today. I love it. We are so in their heads.

by **Nordic** 2018-02-25, 21:57

steveschneider wrote:Holy shit Wolverines are pissed off today. I love it. We are so in their heads.

Wait till we win the Natty

by **kingstonlake** 2018-02-25, 22:00

Nordic wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Holy shit Wolverines are pissed off today. I love it. We are so in their heads.

Wait till we win the Natty

You didn't hear? Everything is going to be vacated.

by MattyFresh 2018-02-25, 22:00

Nordic wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Holy shit Wolverines are pissed off today. I love it. We are so in their heads.

Wait till we win the Natty

I hope they fly a banner saying "Cheaters" or something over SS, that'll really get us

by **steveschneider** 2018-02-25, 22:20

MattyFresh wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Wait till we win the Natty

I hope they fly a banner saying "Cheaters" or something over SS, that'll really get us

Hahaha!!

by Da Mayor 2018-02-26, 00:50

So I'm watching a Netflix documentary about the heroin epidemic in West Virginia. They follow a first responder around to all the overdose calls in town and she comes upon this fat, disgusting slob who has OD'ed and collapsed behind his bedroom door. As she's trying to shove the door open to save his fat ass, the camera pans down to reveal this. You can't make this shit up. Obsession - the tears of my enemies. 502811600

Obsession - the tears of my enemies. Img_2010

by MattyFresh 2018-02-26, 01:20

by Clarett's Folly 2018-03-06, 15:59

Those bastards.

by Guest 2018-03-06, 18:11

Harbo runs a culture of drunkenness over there....

Michigan football staffer suspected of drunken driving

by **Nordic** 2018-03-06, 23:10

Clarett's Folly wrote:Those bastards.

ND fans are piling on

This is how most schools did it back then. Check how many high schools and ballooning clubs had games at the turn of the century

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-03-08, 12:06

Michigan hired Jim McElwain and used the weirdest stats about his ‘explosive’ Florida offense to make it sound cool

Obsession - the tears of my enemies. 502811600

I love that SB Nation isn't beholden to anyone and has no problem rattling u of m's chain.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-03-10, 18:10

2

grad transfer chooses Texas over Michigan

Cites coaching as the difference.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-03-12, 07:49

So the school that routinely gets picked over others more deserving in the bowl process is whining on local radio about MSU playing in Detroit and not them.......

That's rich.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2018-03-12, 07:52

I'd swap draws with them in a heartbeat.

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