Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio has an aversion
for pedophilia and sexual perversion
they don't know what Joe Biden
and his son, Hunter, are hidin'
Jesus loves gay therapy conversion

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio enjoyed the Trump town hall
praising white supremacy above all
women should quit their bitchin'
and get back in the kitchen
Mexico is paying for the wall

[GRR Spartan]

As one who keeps repeating Americans are stupid, why do you support anyone with that track record of supporting authoritarians to return here and spew his hate?

That’s like “stupid”

[Robert J Sakimano]

As one who keeps repeating Americans are stupid, why do you support anyone with that track record of supporting authoritarians to return here and spew his hate?

That’s like “stupid”

are you referring to my support and admiration for Guest?

I want Guest to be happy. He clearly was struggling here - so my poems, public support of him and overall joviality with regard to him reading the board is just my way to say 'howdy'.

[GRR Spartan]

Some civilizations invite rats, termites and roaches into their homes too Bob.

You keep saying Americans are stupid.
Do you feel a need to belong?

[Robert J Sakimano]

Some civilizations invite rats, termites and roaches into their homes too Bob.

You keep saying Americans are stupid.  
Do you feel a need to belong?

I'm ignorant.. and dumb. And I don't pay attention to most things... and I have the attention span of a gnat on espresso in a pinball arcade.

but I'm not stupid.

and we all want to belong, regardless of what people say. But by now, I'm just cool with who I am, I don't do the political correct thing, I say whatever I want and believe whatever I want, regardless of what others might proclaim to believe otherwise. That's cool - that's their journey.

but, yeah.. I'm definitely ignorant.

and I enjoy writing silly poems.

[Robert J Sakimano]

there was a paradise called Mio
where there was nary a bad guy-o
they so adored white people
they gathered 'neath the church steeple
a love of jesus you could not quantify-o

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is a beautiful land of love
it's citizens pray to the lord above
to Make America Great Again
to free us of black people and sin
and deliver us to heaven on the wings of a dove

[Robert J Sakimano]

the Mio Nip-N-Sip makes a good milkshake
order it with fries and chicken that is baked
the girls will deliver it to your table with charm
on their way to work, they drive past a farm
take with you a slice of homemade cake

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest started our thriving campaign thread
I hope that his soul is being fed
whether it's watching the 'news'
and their Trump interviews
or composing manifestos based on something he read

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio loves the electoral college
it prevents them from having to gather knowledge
they vote for the racist
they're who the republican base is
they have a propensity for an artery blockage

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio to Lansing is a short drive
especially to see the greatest man alive
Trump, the Nobel Prize nominee
will be such a sight to see
I can't wait for my christian hero to arrive

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest's christian hero will win next week
thanks to the folks in Mio, socialism looks bleak
when the church bells ring
the white people smile and sing
of their christian hero, Trump, they speak

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest is a baker of pies
his christian hero never lies
on Sundays Guest goes to church
wearing his best MAGA merch
it makes his spirit rise

[Robert J Sakimano]

god, guns and prayer
the christian hero has the greatest hair
the virus is a hoax
meant to scare Mio folks
white children frolic in the town square

[Robert J Sakimano]

while Antifa still rages
white christians celebrate kids in cages
tomorrow is Election Day
Mio finally gets their say
they vote then read their bible pages

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a guy named Guest
who left at his own behest
he loved his christian hero
his patience was zero
if you made comments in jest

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio voted with solidarity
there wasn't a voting disparity
they support their christian hero
voting issues were 'zero'
while other areas had rampant irregularity

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio doesn't understand the big deal
they voted with such great zeal
lines were non-existent
their love of Trump consistent
Dem voting fraud is very real

[Robert J Sakimano]

in the polls their christian hero was trailin'
on Election Day, he ended up failin'
the fine folks of Mio
will have to tell him goodbye-o
but they will always have Sara Palin

(I thought of that one this morning while running)

[Robert J Sakimano]

voting in the county of Wayne
black people can be such a pain
we don't riot in the town of Mio
why do black people continue to cry-o?
that they have a right to vote is insane

[Robert J Sakimano]

in Mio, the christian people are pretty sad
the wanted to Keep America Great really bad
as a dog will give you rabies
Biden will kill all the babies
and wants unarmed black kids to live, I might add

[DWags]

I’m gonna publish all of Bobs poems here. I’ll call it “where the sidewalk turns from right to left”

[Watch Out Pylon!]

I'm not sure if this thread is helping or hurting in bringing Goose back. Currently all evidence points to hurting.

[AvgMSUJoe]

I'm not sure if this thread is helping or hurting in bringing Goose back. Currently all evidence points to hurting.

I can almost picture Goose on the banks of the Au Sable... Sitting on a rustic bench chainsawed from a majestic white pine reading Bob's poetry with a single tear slowly rolling down his cheek....
oh, he will be back.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I'm not sure if this thread is helping or hurting in bringing Goose back. Currently all evidence points to hurting.

I can almost picture Goose on the banks of the Au Sable... Sitting on a rustic bench chainsawed from a majestic white pine reading Bob's poetry with a single tear slowly rolling down his cheek....
oh, he will be back.

I know he's reading.. hence my commitment to the poetic prose and verse.

[Turtleneck]

Hi Guest.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio celebrates Thanksgiving
by honoring the white children who are living
Democrats would abort them
surgically remove and contort them
they hate jesus, I'm not kidding

[Robert J Sakimano]

Trump brought back federal executions
as a "pro life" Miovian, that is a great solution
we need to murder some people
as we gather 'neath the steeple
church is such a loving institution

[Robert J Sakimano]

while Trump locks children in cages
the debate in Mio still rages
they sip coffee in the diner
nothing could be finer
than to read the bible's pages

[Robert J Sakimano]

white children love a good candy cane
the Christmas parade goes down the street of Main
old men sit and visit
the women dressed exquisite
it's great to see religion reign

[DWags]

Shel Sakimano
Where the sidewalk ends in Mio.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Shel Sakimano
Where the sidewalk ends in Mio.

thinking about submitting my collection of poems to a publisher.. would be fun to see my Book of Miovian Exaltation in bound form and stocked in time for Christmas.

[Rocinante]

CHRIST-mas.

[Robert J Sakimano]

CHRIST-mas.

GODDAMMIT!!

[DWags]

CHRIST-ians

[Watch Out Pylon!]

Buy CHRIST-ler.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is always greeted with a clear blue sky
with the flag waving, puts a tear in your eye
at the church, its citizens collect
their christian hero, they vote to elect
skepticism of fraud, it will intensify

[Robert J Sakimano]

from Mio to countries abroad
all white people know there was voter fraud
how could their christian hero
lose to a total zero
how dare they defy the will of god?

[kingstonlake]

I wonder if Goose isn't a fan of Trumps but likes the way he Pardons.

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