Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

by TrapperGus 2021-10-01, 10:31

There once was a split of the people
Which made women faint and men weeple
It came down to this
A lack of pure bliss
And not anything due to a steeple

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-01, 11:20

as we create a new page in paying homage to Guest, it is tradition to post his original manifesto (the maniGuesto) he penned illustrating his commitment to the mainstream media, conspiracy theories and his love of the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator.

thanks, Guest..

Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-01, 11:23

Guest enjoys the Mio diner
he thought nothing could possibly be finer
than their chicken fried steak
and potatoes they bake
he watches the 'news' from his recliner

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-04, 08:47

there once was a poster named Guest
who loved his christian hero the best
the election was so unfair
Guest sought comfort in prayer
it resulted in murder and unrest

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-04, 11:34

there once was a poster named Goose
whose love of Trump, profuse
he would get in a bad mood
if you said something rude
he decided to become a recluse

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-04, 12:27

the men of Mio love women
especially in skimpy suits for swimmin'
if they're smart or outspoken
with minds that are moderately open
that's commensurate with sinnin'

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-05, 10:18

there once was a man unwoke
who thought that social justice was a joke
he took his ball and went home
around Mio he does roam
his christian hero is broke

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-05, 10:20

Mio is a village of christian love
the townsfolk always rise above
they get angry really easy
their diner serves food that is greasy
the mainstream media, they're proud of

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-05, 11:59

Guest was very hard to offend
he would say proclaim it to no end
but he ended up leaving
to stay at home seething
on the mainstream media, he does depend

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-05, 12:30

there once was a man from Mio
who loved christians that lie-o
he would become very enraged
a war of words, he would wage
he eventually had to say goodbye-o

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-05, 15:54

I'm hoping the Mio City Council had fun on their trip to Howell today.. sharing in christian fellowship and patriotism.

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by **NigelUno** 2021-10-05, 16:35

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I'm hoping the Mio City Council had fun on their trip to Howell today.. sharing in christian fellowship and patriotism.

I think they want the guns back that Obama took from them.

by TrapperGus 2021-10-06, 09:11

NigelUno wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I'm hoping the Mio City Council had fun on their trip to Howell today.. sharing in christian fellowship and patriotism.

I think they want the guns back that Obama took from them.

Snappy slogan, they want to have sex with Joe, that makes no sense.

Apparently they also want to nuke China, which would be crazy.

And they cannot pay their taxes, must mean they have no income.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-06, 09:18

TrapperGus wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

I think they want the guns back that Obama took from them.

Snappy slogan, they want to have sex with Joe, that makes no sense.

Apparently they also want to nuke China, which would be crazy.

And they cannot pay their taxes, must mean they have no income.

I do often wonder if these folks have jobs, other than "Professional Victim".

by TrapperGus 2021-10-06, 09:27

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
TrapperGus wrote:

Snappy slogan, they want to have sex with Joe, that makes no sense.

Apparently they also want to nuke China, which would be crazy.

And they cannot pay their taxes, must mean they have no income.
I do often wonder if these folks have jobs, other than "Professional Victim".

This is "grass roots" just like the Tea Party was, bought and paid for by Conservative PACs funded by the Koch Family et al.

by TrapperGus 2021-10-06, 09:45

Guest decided to go to Howell
To set himself up for a bowel
He sat himself down
Without going to town
What did come out was most fowl

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-06, 09:48

the folks of Mio took a bus
to protest communism, pray and cuss
their life of perpetual victimhood
has created depression (that's not good)
they hold their bibles, guns and discuss

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-11, 07:57

there once was a poster named Guest
other opinions, he did detest
he would get quite mad
and it made him so sad
that leaving our board was best

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-11, 08:46

Guest loves the mainstream media
to him, it's his own encylopedia
they prey on the naive
and tell them what to believe
his brain, they do feed(ia)

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-11, 10:17

The fine people of Mio love two things
god and church oh, they joy it brings
though the election was a fraud
they're still people of god
they'll ride to heaven on Trump's wings

by TrapperGus 2021-10-12, 08:58

Everyday Goose lays a big egg
From beer that he drank from a keg
As an analogy
It is a fallacy
Still it is all we can beg

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-12, 10:27

Guest will be at the Lansing rally
to protest the election tally
he will be selling freshly baked pies
and cheering on the christian lies
whining will echo down the alley

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-12, 11:25

apple, blueberry and coconut pie
the American flag puts a tearful pride in my eye
Jesus loves white people
gathering in the shadow of His steeple
on Trump's wings into Heaven, by and by

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-12, 12:27

Mio chartered a bus to the whine-fest
the trip was organized by our friend, Guest
they said a quick prayer
then off into the morning air
such fine christians, they are blessed

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-13, 08:08

the christian rally in Lansing was fun
they got so much work done
they whined and cried
cheered on all those who lied
then back to Mio they did run

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-14, 14:19

there once was a poster named Guest
and the multicultural town of Mio was blessed
he was always at church
wearin' Jesus merch
he called it his "Sunday best"

by TrapperGus 2021-10-16, 22:11

The once was a poster named Guest
Who Said "Michigan is the Best"
Then Mark came along
And proved him all wrong
Now Guest has fled with the rest.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-18, 14:50

there once was a poster named Goose
who chose to become a recluse
people at the board seemed mean
the mods failed to intervene
his love of Trump, profuse

by TrapperGus 2021-10-18, 19:59

There once was a poster loved trump
So much that he slid in a slump
He needed a boost
Cause his name was Goose
And so he just left with a bump

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-19, 07:39

Autumn is nice in Mio
Guest likes to bake a pie-o
his feelings were fragile
the media, they did dazzle
he had to say goodbye-o

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-19, 11:26

the Mio Nip-n-Sip has an excellent chicken platter
they also believe that All Lives Matter
race is a tool used to divide
they only see the person inside
Biden or Trump? they choose the latter

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-19, 12:30

Antifa, BLM, Critical Race Theory
if Dems have their way, the future looks dreary
the children of Mio should never have to learn
'bout hangings and wooden crosses that burn
teach them about Jesus, it's much more cheery

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-19, 12:36

sights and sounds from the Mio Town Fair
girls are closer to Jesus, if they have big hair
they love guns, America and church
have an affinity for Trump merch
children hold hands in a circle of prayer

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-19, 14:35

Mio is a town that loves the unborn
upon the bible they have humbly sworn
they will protect each life
while respecting husband and wife
their pussy grabber paid off a star of porn

by TrapperGus 2021-10-19, 19:22

At MSU we like Biden
and wait as we go for a ridden
but guest couldn't last
from trumps last big blast
so he went to mio and is hidden

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-22, 09:22

there once was a guy in Mio
who liked blueberry pie-o
he would get very emotional
he loved a Trump promotional
on the news, he did rely-o

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-25, 08:40

there once was a poster named Goose
who trusted the media refuse
he'd listen with great attention
then come here to mention
the lies that they would produce

by TrapperGus 2021-10-25, 09:08

Mio has a sister, Kalkaska
Where people are likely to blast-ya
Still the people put out
More than anyone can count
As long as they think your trump-ass-ta

by TrapperGus 2021-10-26, 08:44

Guest is nowhere to be seen
Did he refuse to take a vaccine
when ask to be shot
he said not, not, not
and acted like a drama queen

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-10-26, 10:20

TrapperGus wrote:Guest is nowhere to be seen
Did he refuse to take a vaccine
when ask to be shot
he said not, not, not
and acted like a drama queen

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