Re: Grading Michigan State Football

by Pervis Muldoon Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:19 pm

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Pervis Muldoon wrote:Thank you for your patience. I had to search the dark web to find another angle of a second-down run in the third quarter. Game two grade: pass.
Wonder what Pervis will grade them out this game... just refreshing the shit out of this thread until I hear.

Okay okay! I can't take any more of this browbeating!

Game three grade: pass.

by AvgMSUJoe Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:20 pm

Fuck Yeah!!!

by **Nordic** Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:51 pm

by Pervis Muldoon Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:14 pm

This performance was fairly easy to evaluate.

Game four grade: pass.

by **Heat Miser** Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:14 pm

Pervis Muldoon wrote:This performance was fairly easy to evaluate.

Game four grade: pass.

Just barely.

by **Nordic** Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:42 pm

Stadium audio visual guy needs a little work

by **Nordic** Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:42 pm

Perv still crunching last week's #s??

by Pervis Muldoon Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:18 pm

I tried a different system this week. I didn't watch the game; I listened to it. And I recorded it and have listened 51 more times. I'm sensing intricacies of the game that would have escaped my attention had I relied on my vision. I'm also consuming a lot of shrooms. It's been a great week. I'll probably post the grade tomorrow or whatever.

by **Nordic** Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:23 pm

I just watched Jason Momoa chop down 20 dudes, and he can't see! Vision is overated.

by Pervis Muldoon Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:07 am

Game five grade: pass.

by Pervis Muldoon Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:10 pm

Game six grade: pass.

Some of you may be asking, "Does this team have some problems to work on, some things to clean up?" Let me answer that as completely as possible. No. They have achieved the highest grade in every game. But I appreciate the question.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:14 pm

The game ended like an hour and a half ago. There’s no way you have reviewed the blocking scheme of every play yet

by aualum06 Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:15 pm

Have dominated every game, take care of IU, hit the bye. Last 4 weeks will be tough

by **NigelUno** Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:25 pm

aualum06 wrote:Have dominated every game, take care of IU, hit the bye. Last 4 weeks will be tough

Not sure we dominated Nebraska.

by **DWags** Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:35 pm

We cant have stupid penalties when it seems we get screwed two times a game by officials.
5th year linemen jumping off sides is not acceptable. Clean that shit up. We’re getting into some tough ass games.

by Pervis Muldoon Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:46 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The game ended like an hour and a half ago. There’s no way you have reviewed the blocking scheme of every play yet

Time is not linear.

by aualum06 Sat Oct 09, 2021 6:32 pm

NigelUno wrote:
aualum06 wrote:Have dominated every game, take care of IU, hit the bye. Last 4 weeks will be tough

Not sure we dominated Nebraska.

Mostly dominated but point stands

by **Nordic** Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:44 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The game ended like an hour and a half ago. There’s no way you have reviewed the blocking scheme of every play yet

Stay in your lane Travis

by **kingstonlake** Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:52 pm

C-

Didn't score on the first play

by **Nordic** Tue Oct 19, 2021 7:45 pm

When do Midterm grades come out?

by AvgMSUJoe Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:45 am

Nordic wrote:When do Midterm grades come out?

I know, right... even LSJ has midseason grades posted. (lsj midseason grades) Pervis is losing followers with every day they aren't posted.

by Pervis Muldoon Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:43 am

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Nordic wrote:When do Midterm grades come out?
I know, right... even LSJ has midseason grades posted. (lsj midseason grades) Pervis is losing followers with every day they aren't posted.

While lesser analysts are rushing their poorly-considered "grades" to press, I have my stopwatch out to gauge Ronald Williams II's hip-turn reaction time on the Hoosiers' incomplete pass into the endzone on first down from our 25 early in the second quarter. Do you want it right, or do you want it right now?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Oct 20, 2021 12:00 pm

I was going to say something snarky about how that play didn’t happen but goddamn this guy really is using his stop watch

Grading Michigan State Football - Page 3 3f6b8c10

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Oct 20, 2021 12:01 pm

I mean it wasn’t first down but I’m comfortable enough with it

by Pervis Muldoon Wed Oct 20, 2021 1:52 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I mean it wasn’t first down but I’m comfortable enough with it

That's the wrong drive. It was with 10:35 to go in the second quarter. Tuttle threw incomplete to Fryfogle in the endzone from the 25. ESPN has this play as 12:28 to go in the second quarter, but their timing was off.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:02 pm

Pervis Muldoon wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I mean it wasn’t first down but I’m comfortable enough with it

That's the wrong drive. It was with 10:35 to go in the second quarter. Tuttle threw incomplete to Fryfogle in the endzone from the 25. ESPN has this play as 12:28 to go in the second quarter, but their timing was off.

I hope our guy turned his hips in the appropriate direction and with the quickness of a cat.

by **DWags** Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:07 pm

I think we need to grade the graders here.

by Pervis Muldoon Wed Oct 27, 2021 7:42 pm

The extra week allowed me to increase my guaranteed grading precision (GGP) from 99.999986 to 99.999994. Subscribers will be assessed no additional charge.

Game seven grade: pass.
Midterm grade: incomplete.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Oct 27, 2021 8:50 pm

Pervis Muldoon wrote:The extra week allowed me to increase my guaranteed grading precision (GGP) from 99.999986 to 99.999994. Subscribers will be assessed no additional charge.

Game seven grade: pass.
Midterm grade: incomplete.

Are your grades available via WiFi or Bluetooth enabled?

by **tGreenWay** Wed Oct 27, 2021 8:51 pm

Pervis Muldoon wrote:The extra week allowed me to increase my guaranteed grading precision (GGP) from 99.999986 to 99.999994. Subscribers will be assessed no additional charge.

Game seven grade: pass.
Midterm grade: incomplete.

Also: WILL YOUR GRADES BE MADE AVAILABLE FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED?

by **DWags** Wed Oct 27, 2021 9:50 pm

GRADING THE PROFS. tSWILL ADDITION:

Pervis Muldoon

His class is ver complicated and disorganized. While he doesn’t give out much homework, the grades he gives out are more confusing than the content. He most likely does the lions share of his class work after he bottoms out a couple pitchers at crunchies

by **Nordic** Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:02 pm

Pervis Muldoon wrote:The extra week allowed me to increase my guaranteed grading precision (GGP) from 99.999986 to 99.999994. Subscribers will be assessed no additional charge.

Game seven grade: pass.
Midterm grade: incomplete.

This is excellent news

by **tGreenWay** Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:06 pm

DWags wrote:GRADING THE PROFS. tSWILL ADDITION:

Pervis Muldoon

His class is ver complicated and disorganized. While he doesn’t give out much homework, the grades he gives out are more confusing than the content. He most likely does the lions share of his class work after he bottoms out a couple pitchers at crunchies

COMMENTS: Muldoon’s class has too many numbers. It’s really mathy.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:07 pm

Nordic wrote:
Pervis Muldoon wrote:The extra week allowed me to increase my guaranteed grading precision (GGP) from 99.999986 to 99.999994. Subscribers will be assessed no additional charge.

Game seven grade: pass.
Midterm grade: incomplete.

This is excellent news

Pervis always goes the extra integer.

by **Nordic** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:25 pm

I wonder if Saturday's officiating will be factored into last week's grade?

by **MiamiSpartan** Tue Nov 02, 2021 6:24 am

Nordic wrote:I wonder if Saturday's officiating will be factored into last week's grade?

I hope so. We overcame a lot of bad calls and still won.

by Probably CF Tue Nov 02, 2021 7:40 am

I just canceled my subscription to PFF upon reading this thread.

by Pervis Muldoon Tue Nov 02, 2021 6:23 pm

Game eight grade: pass.

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by **Nordic** Fri Nov 05, 2021 11:48 pm

Pervis Muldoon wrote:Game eight grade: pass.

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Game eight officials' grade: A++

It is really hard to argue this logic

by **tGreenWay** Sat Nov 06, 2021 3:35 am

Pervis Muldoon wrote:Game eight grade: pass.

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Game eight officials' grade: A++

Considering how antagonistic the exchanges were between Spartan fans and Joel Klatt as the scum game got closer, I’m wondering how Pervis graded Klatt’s performance.

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