When is date #3?

Any updates?

went to the e. lansing art fair this weekend and stayed at a friends house upstairs in the kid's bedroom area while both kids are in their rooms (and the asperger's senior in high school had his asperger's friend over). i went to pound town. i was totally shit faced. she was making noise so i had to hold my hand over her mouth. i can't even imagine the asperger's chatter going on in that room. judging by how they wouldn't look in my direction at breakfast, it had to be pretty good.

man, dem titties is nice. for the first time, i don't care that they are fake. the nips get all shrunken up and hard. i have not raided the chocolate starfish yet, but there is a traverse city wine tasting trip this weekend. prepare your o-ring jesus lady. you are going to sit on an inflatable doughnut for a bit.

Bring Tabasco sauce.

Tanfan! wrote:Bring Tabasco sauce.

lolz

AMwood wrote:asperger's chatter

     

AMwood wrote:prepare your o-ring jesus lady. you are going to sit on an inflatable doughnut for a bit.

            

Tanfan! wrote:Bring Tabasco sauce.

aka TanFan's preferred anal lube.

AMwood wrote: prepare your o-ring jesus lady.

Might be the quote of the board so far.

Thread is great.

AMwood wrote:went to the e. lansing art fair this weekend and stayed at a friends house upstairs in the kid's bedroom area while both kids are in their rooms (and the asperger's senior in high school had his asperger's friend over). i went to pound town. i was totally shit faced. she was making noise so i had to hold my hand over her mouth. i can't even imagine the asperger's chatter going on in that room.  judging by how they wouldn't look in my direction at breakfast, it had to be pretty good.

man, dem titties is nice. for the first time, i don't care that they are fake. the nips get all shrunken up and hard. i have not raided the chocolate starfish yet, but there is a traverse city wine tasting trip this weekend. prepare your o-ring jesus lady. you are going to sit on an inflatable doughnut for a bit.

There's just so much gold in that post. A thing of beauty.

  

not like this needed confirmation or anything, but my buddies also think she's nuts. and they are extremely jealous that i'm pumping on that while they have been struggling on top of the same fat wife for what must seem like an eternity. it's nice for them because they can live vicariously. it probably livens up their sex life for a few days.

i get bored with them after a couple of years. rinse, wash, repeat. i don't care if i die alone. actually, who the fvck cares if you die alone? you're fucking dieing... there will be nurses and doctors and shit.

Update?

i've got nuttn'. dropped her like a bad habit. she may be the single craziest bitch i've ever been with. and that's saying a lot.

Judging by the time this thread started, your demon spawn has four months before he is unleashed unto this world.

got another one on the hook this weekend.... skinny, medium sized titties but i think they're fake onnacounta when i went in for the kiss i pressed against them and they seemed a little stiff. but i may be wrong here.

i'll start us at date number 1. we meet at the restaurant. as previously mentioned, my move is to get there a little early so i can get a good glimpse of the overall body as she's walking in. then, as we are being lead to the table, i offer for her to go ahead of me, like a real gentleman, so i can get a ganders at her onion.

this chick has a really nice face, like an 8-9, very pretty big blue eyes, perfect sized cans, nice legs, but her bedonk is a little dumpy. i can smell the fucking crazy from the second she said hello. we weren't 2 sentences in and she's complimenting me on my looks. about three sentences in and she keeps on touching my hand from across the table. at sentence 4 i can tell she's looking for a commitment. by middle of the second date she flat out asks for exclusivity.

exclu-fucking-civity at date 2? this is going to be an experiment in artificial stupidity. by this time i can tell she doesn't understand when i use big words. this bitch forgot to pay her brain bill.

anyway, time for me to put on my riding boots. this one's going to be a kicker.

AMwood wrote:got another one on the hook this weekend.... skinny, medium sized titties but i think they're fake onnacounta when i went in for the kiss i pressed against them and they seemed a little stiff. but i may be wrong here.

i'll start us at date number 1. we meet at the restaurant. as previously mentioned, my move is to get there a little early so i can get a good glimpse of the overall body as she's walking in. then, as we are being lead to the table, i offer for her to go ahead of me, like a real gentleman, so i can get a ganders at her onion.

this chick has a really nice face, like an 8-9, very pretty big blue eyes, perfect sized cans, nice legs, but her bedonk is a little dumpy. i can smell the fucking crazy from the second she said hello. we weren't 2 sentences in and she's complimenting me on my looks. about three sentences in and she keeps on touching my hand from across the table. at sentence 4 i can tell she's looking for a commitment. by middle of the second date she flat out asks for exclusivity.

exclu-fucking-civity at date 2? this is going to be an experiment in artificial stupidity. by this time i can tell she doesn't understand when i use big words. this bitch forgot to pay her brain bill.

anyway, time for me to put on my riding boots. this one's going to be a kicker.

Exclusivity only has to last so long, ya know?

Floyd Robertson wrote:

AMwood wrote:got another one on the hook this weekend.... skinny, medium sized titties but i think they're fake onnacounta when i went in for the kiss i pressed against them and they seemed a little stiff. but i may be wrong here.

i'll start us at date number 1. we meet at the restaurant. as previously mentioned, my move is to get there a little early so i can get a good glimpse of the overall body as she's walking in. then, as we are being lead to the table, i offer for her to go ahead of me, like a real gentleman, so i can get a ganders at her onion.

this chick has a really nice face, like an 8-9, very pretty big blue eyes, perfect sized cans, nice legs, but her bedonk is a little dumpy. i can smell the fucking crazy from the second she said hello. we weren't 2 sentences in and she's complimenting me on my looks. about three sentences in and she keeps on touching my hand from across the table. at sentence 4 i can tell she's looking for a commitment. by middle of the second date she flat out asks for exclusivity.

exclu-fucking-civity at date 2? this is going to be an experiment in artificial stupidity. by this time i can tell she doesn't understand when i use big words. this bitch forgot to pay her brain bill.

anyway, time for me to put on my riding boots. this one's going to be a kicker.

Exclusivity only has to last so long, ya know?

Agreed. Only bang her and her alone that night

so i should be totally loyal while my dick is physically in her?

AMwood wrote:so i should be totally loyal while my dick is physically in her?

Well, thinking about someone else while you're in there isn't cheating, is it? Just don't try to stick it in 2 at once, that's loyalty.

Blanch32 wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Exclusivity only has to last so long, ya know?

Agreed. Only bang her and her alone that night

Let the record reflect that, on this date and at this hour, blanch not only said something that was funny but a sentiment I also agree with.
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