Re: The Lottery

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-06-02, 20:50

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Thanks LG.

Get those tix whiteboy?

Indeed. I stopped at the liquor store on the way to pick my kids up from daycare. #priorities

by Guest 2015-06-03, 04:11

One winner in Illinois for the jackpot. 15 other million $ winners scattered around the country.

Powerball is at $190 million for tonight, I usually buy a few tickets for it when it hits $200 million.

by Guest 2015-07-09, 10:07

$106 million for Friday night, time start paying the voluntary idiot tax again.

I see they're about to raise the odds on winning Powerball trying to get a Billion $ jackpot.

New Powerball Odds Could Give America Its First Billion-Dollar Jackpot

New York state lottery commissioners approved a proposed rule Monday that would change the Powerball lottery jackpot odds. Assuming the rest of the Powerball stakeholders get on board (and they have to in order to remain in the Powerball system), the move will make it even less likely that you could win the jackpot. The silver lining? There’s reason to believe that the size of that jackpot is about to get a whole lot bigger.

If those changes go through, the odds of winning the Powerball jackpot will go from about a 1 in 175 million chance to 1 in 292 million. Not great, right? Yes, but the chances of a Powerball win making some future player a billionaire are radically higher. Like, 7.5 times as high.

by Guest 2015-07-14, 18:09

Bump for the low rollers....$123Million for tonight.

by **The Pantry** 2015-07-14, 18:18

Don't bother buying tickets. I have the winning one already

by Guest 2015-07-16, 08:50

$140Million tomorrow night.

by Guest 2015-07-19, 00:24

152M for Tuesday night, getting to the point it's beyond pocket change for the Rollers here.

by **The Pantry** 2015-07-19, 00:38

I'd be happy with the Classic Lotto pot now over $13M. Odds are ~25x better. No one has won since late January.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-07-19, 01:51

So $152 million up front and after taxes would come to what--about $60 mil? It's not FU rich, but I could probably live on it. How much will giant Spartan statue cost me?

by Guest 2015-07-22, 02:40

Some prick in PA won it......

12:58 am – Mega Millions Jackpot Winner! There was one $152 million jackpot winner from Pennsylvania in the Tuesday, July 21, 2015 Mega Millions drawing. More details to follow after the winner comes forward to claim their prize.

by Guest 2015-10-01, 08:21

Sorry I forgot to alert you fucks.....luckily, I won it so no worries.

12:33 am – Powerball Jackpot Winner! There was one $310.5 million jackpot winner from Michigan in the Wednesday, September 30, 2015 Powerball drawing. More details to follow after the winner comes forward to claim their prize.

by **tTy** 2015-10-01, 12:26

LooseGoose wrote:Sorry I forgot to alert you fucks.....luckily, I won it so no worries.

12:33 am – Powerball Jackpot Winner! There was one $310.5 million jackpot winner from Michigan in the Wednesday, September 30, 2015 Powerball drawing. More details to follow after the winner comes forward to claim their prize.

I matched 1 number on a single EZ pick, so prolly not me.

I gotta go to work.

by **SeeRockCity** 2015-10-01, 12:52

Rocinante wrote:That argument reminds me of the but what if Jesus really is the son of God and we all get to go to heaven and you are left behind argument. It's like... okay.

Or that one that says like, what if we are all just cosmic flukes surviving against astronomical odds in a hostile universe that has no reason to exist in the first place filled with matter that does not seem to have an explainable origin. That one is hilarious.

by **InTenSity** 2015-10-01, 12:57

SeeRockCity wrote:
Rocinante wrote:That argument reminds me of the but what if Jesus really is the son of God and we all get to go to heaven and you are left behind argument. It's like... okay.

Or that one that says like, what if we are all just cosmic flukes surviving against astronomical odds in a hostile universe that has no reason to exist in the first place filled with matter that does not seem to have an explainable origin. That one is hilarious.

See what you missed while you were gone? May of 2015.

by Guest 2015-10-01, 13:01

Fuck, I must have read a number wrong....the winning ticket was sold in Three Rivers.

by **Death Roe** 2015-10-01, 14:42

I work in Three Rivers. Crazy stuff.

by Guest 2016-01-06, 20:32

I want all you fuckers to know when I win that $500 million tonight I won't forget you.

The Lottery - Page 2 D17bb3b92c1f2468c9c11a0bc5062979

.....I'm sure I'll be thinking of you nimrods.

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-06, 20:35

Odds are only 177 million to one. How could I possibly lose...?

by Guest 2016-01-06, 20:37

The Pantry wrote:Odds are only 177 million to one. How could I possibly lose...?

I think it's worse than that with Powerball which is the drawing tonight.......almost as bad as NASCAR.

Added:

What are the odds of winning?
There are nine ways to win prizes:
Match Prize Odds
5 + 1 Jackpot 1 in 292,201,338
5 + 0 $1,000,000 1 in 11,688,054
4 + 1 $50,000 1 in 913,129
4 + 0 $100 1 in 36,525
3 + 1 $100 1 in 14,494
3 + 0 $7 1 in 580
2 + 1 $7 1 in 701
1 + 1 $4 1 in 92
0 + 1 $4 1 in 38
Overall odds of winning 1 in 24.9

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-06, 20:40

NASCAR betting is a no win situation. None of the money goes toward education.

Powerball roughly 177M to 1.
Mega Millions about 259M to 1.

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-06, 20:46

LooseGoose wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Odds are only 177 million to one. How could I possibly lose...?

I think it's worse than that with Powerball which is the drawing tonight.......almost as bad as NASCAR.

Added:

What are the odds of winning?
There are nine ways to win prizes:
Match Prize Odds
5 + 1 Jackpot 1 in 292,201,338
5 + 0 $1,000,000 1 in 11,688,054
4 + 1 $50,000 1 in 913,129
4 + 0 $100 1 in 36,525
3 + 1 $100 1 in 14,494
3 + 0 $7 1 in 580
2 + 1 $7 1 in 701
1 + 1 $4 1 in 92
0 + 1 $4 1 in 38
Overall odds of winning 1 in 24.9

After investigating, you are correct. Fuckers added numbers I was not aware of.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/06/news/powerball-odds/

by Guest 2016-01-06, 20:49

The Pantry wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

I think it's worse than that with Powerball which is the drawing tonight.......almost as bad as NASCAR.

Added:

What are the odds of winning?
There are nine ways to win prizes:
Match Prize Odds
5 + 1 Jackpot 1 in 292,201,338
5 + 0 $1,000,000 1 in 11,688,054
4 + 1 $50,000 1 in 913,129
4 + 0 $100 1 in 36,525
3 + 1 $100 1 in 14,494
3 + 0 $7 1 in 580
2 + 1 $7 1 in 701
1 + 1 $4 1 in 92
0 + 1 $4 1 in 38
Overall odds of winning 1 in 24.9
After investigating, you are correct. Fuckers added numbers I was not aware of.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/06/news/powerball-odds/

Yeah it's how they're getting these huge jackpots. If it rolls tonight $800-900 million wouldn't shock me.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-01-06, 21:00

LooseGoose wrote:I want all you fuckers to know when I win that $500 million tonight I won't forget you.

.....I'm sure I'll be thinking of you nimrods.

I'm sorry, but this is a Mega-Millions thread. Please feel free to start a PowerBall thread.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-01-06, 21:04

I bought $30 worth on Friday or whenever the last drawing was. On the 15 lines, I hit a single number on 2 of them. Zero Powerballs. The Lottery - Page 2 502811600

Naturally I bought $20 more tonight.

If I didn't have awful luck I wouldn't have any at all. And I'm the guy you idiots chose to front your gambling ring. The Lottery - Page 2 4177874726

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-06, 21:10

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I bought $30 worth on Friday or whenever the last drawing was. On the 15 lines, I hit a single number on 2 of them. Zero Powerballs.

Naturally I bought $20 more tonight.

If I didn't have awful luck I wouldn't have any at all. And I'm the guy you idiots chose to front your gambling ring.

Those fuckers at the corner store never told me the odds went up by 65%. Going to light into them next time I'm there.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-01-06, 21:15

Arabs can't do math bro. Unless it involves jacking up their gas prices or amperage for their car stereos.

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-06, 21:20

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Arabs can't do math bro. Unless it involves jacking up their gas prices or amperage for their car stereos.

The older guy is half Puerto Rican.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-01-06, 21:42

The Pantry wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Arabs can't do math bro. Unless it involves jacking up their gas prices or amperage for their car stereos.
The older guy is half Puerto Rican.

At Franklin? He can suck my balls, he condemned me for wearing MSU gear and said he was paying for 2 tuitions at UM. I'm guessing Dearborn. Apologies, I know your daughter or son or I can't remember went to UM, also. But just shut your fucking mouth when you're talking to me. You don't have to go out of your way to make a backhanded comment.

by **Gomer** 2016-01-06, 21:52

I have a 6% share of 90 tickets. Don't worry, I won't stop posting here any time soon.

by **The Pantry** 2016-01-06, 22:08

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
The Pantry wrote:The older guy is half Puerto Rican.

At Franklin? He can suck my balls, he condemned me for wearing MSU gear and said he was paying for 2 tuitions at UM. I'm guessing Dearborn. Apologies, I know your daughter or son or I can't remember went to UM, also. But just shut your fucking mouth when you're talking to me. You don't have to go out of your way to make a backhanded comment.

Never mentioned the 2 tuitions to me. Will bring it up next time I'm in there.

Wears UM shit often (always tell him to get new gear). Said a friend took him to a UM game just after getting off the plane in this country for the first time and he's been hooked ever since.

by Guest 2016-01-07, 06:11

Nobody won the jackpot - 15 people had all the #'s but the Powerball so they won a million.

1st Estimate is $675 Million for Saturday, I'll say it ends up between $800 and $900 million.

Even the $675 is an all time record.

For the low rollers Megamillions on Friday night is $165 Million.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-01-07, 09:57

I hit a Powerball and 1 other number on the same line. I assume that's good for a few hundred thou?

by Guest 2016-01-07, 10:33

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I hit a Powerball and 1 other number on the same line. I assume that's good for a few hundred thou?

According to the chart above you're $4 richer. Congrats!!

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-01-07, 10:34

I've never bought a lottery ticket.

by Guest 2016-01-07, 11:49

Chad Livengood ‏@ChadLivengood 3m3 minutes ago
SIREN: Record-setting #Powerball jackpot climbs to estimated $700M http://detne.ws/1OQxVkx

by **InTenSity** 2016-01-07, 11:56

I did one line where I picked the numbers, and 4 others were QP. I picked the powerball at 17 and one of the QP's was a PB with 17 as well. Woot, I only lost $2!

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-01-07, 19:40

https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp

The Lottery - Page 2 Powerball_Jackpot_Analysis_USA_Mega1

by **Jake from State Farm** 2016-01-07, 19:47

The Pantry wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Arabs can't do math bro. Unless it involves jacking up their gas prices or amperage for their car stereos.
The older guy is half Puerto Rican.

Puerto Rico is bankrupt, they don't know shit about math either.

by Guest 2016-01-07, 20:08

CORNER BLITZ wrote:https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp

On the annuity that's about $45K per day every day for 30 years. Isn't that a pay cut for most of the rollers here?

by **Death Roe** 2016-01-07, 20:30

I won on the Powerball last night...

FOUR

DOLLARS!

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