Re: Random Ramblings

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-04-16, 18:30

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

"Brother and I" Wakefield. Brother and I.

Thanks.

Partner up and get skunked by I
Partner up and get skunked by me

But, like, that's not what he said. Eat shit and die corner blitz.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-04-17, 00:24

I'm going to get back into paintball..

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-04-17, 00:29

I'm going to get back into rollerblading.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-04-17, 00:33

I'm going to get back into twerking

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-04-17, 03:42

I'm going to get back into winning beer pong tourneys and the $200 prize. Boom. Go Hokies

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by Guest 2016-04-17, 12:05

Pumpernickel bread, corn relish, salami & mustard.....mighty fine sandwich.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-04-17, 18:58

Pretty funny to hear my neighbor's air conditioner humming away on April 17th.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2016-04-17, 19:16

Floyd Robertson wrote:Pretty funny to hear my neighbor's air conditioner humming away on April 17th.

He probably had his furnace going this morning too.

by **DWags** 2016-04-17, 19:36

Thumbs up for Arby's turkey gyro. Wish the made the bread thinner.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-04-17, 21:38

My boxer shorts are a winter plaid, totally disconnected from the current season and weather pattern. I hope to God nobody neighborhood association demands an impromptu inspection. With these cargo shorts, the ladies on the board might have trouble controlling themselves. Some of the men, too.

by **Nordic** 2016-04-18, 06:29

Dog 1 was throwing up all night and Dog 2 shit all over the place.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-04-18, 07:42

I'm pretty sure there was a squirrel fight outside last night. Or raccoons or some shit. I don't know but for awhile there it sounded like goddamn rodent fight club or rodent group orgy or something was happening right outside. I don't see any carcasses

by **tGreenWay** 2016-04-18, 10:42

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm pretty sure there was a squirrel fight outside last night. Or raccoons or some shit. I don't know but for awhile there it sounded like goddamn rodent fight club or rodent group orgy or something was happening right outside. I don't see any carcasses

Sounds like it was probably raccoons playing. They do it a lot around here, and it always sounds like a cat is getting ripped apart. Or maybe your mom was using her vibrator again.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-04-18, 10:45

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm pretty sure there was a squirrel fight outside last night. Or raccoons or some shit. I don't know but for awhile there it sounded like goddamn rodent fight club or rodent group orgy or something was happening right outside. I don't see any carcasses

Sounds like it was probably raccoons playing. They do it a lot around here, and it always sounds like a cat is getting ripped apart. Or maybe your mom was using her vibrator again.

I don't sleep with the windows open very often, so I might have never heard it. But yeah, it sounded like there was definitely a circle of raccoons making bets around two other raccoons who were beating each other to a pulp.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-04-18, 10:54

Travis' nights sound thrilling.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-04-18, 10:58

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Travis' nights sound thrilling.

Do you do much more than sleeping in a Sunday night at three am? Good on ya if you do

by **Rocinante** 2016-04-18, 11:01

You know what the best thing about shitting at work is?

Trick question. Everything about shitting at work is awesome.

PS, I'm shitting at work right now.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-04-18, 19:49

Frank Barone's peaceful days in heaven just came to an end. R.I.P., Marie.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-04-18, 19:54

Rocinante wrote:You know what the best thing about shitting at work is?

Trick question. Everything about shitting at work is awesome.

PS, I'm shitting at work right now.

Shitting at work or shitty at work? because I can definitely believe you're shitty at work.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-04-18, 19:55

Floyd Robertson wrote:Frank Barone's peaceful days in heaven just came to an end. R.I.P., Marie.

But his dinners just a lot better tasting, even though sometimes she used store-bought sauce.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-04-18, 19:57

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Frank Barone's peaceful days in heaven just came to an end. R.I.P., Marie.

But his dinners just a lot better tasting, even though sometimes she used store-bought sauce.

by **Rocinante** 2016-04-19, 12:05

Rocinante wrote:You know what the best thing about shitting at work is?

Trick question. Everything about shitting at work is awesome.

PS, I'm shitting at work right now.

Yessssssssss!!!!! Pooping while I post.

by Guest 2016-04-19, 12:25

Rocinante wrote:
Rocinante wrote:You know what the best thing about shitting at work is?

Trick question. Everything about shitting at work is awesome.

PS, I'm shitting at work right now.

Yessssssssss!!!!! Pooping while I post.

You're slowly turning into TanFan, that was one of his favorite multitasks.

by **Rocinante** 2016-04-19, 12:31

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

Yessssssssss!!!!! Pooping while I post.

You're slowly turning into TanFan, that was one of his favorite multitasks.

Dude. Getting paid to poop and post? The only thing better would be if I could get some trim while posting... and pooping... at work.

Wait.

BRB

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by **tGreenWay** 2016-04-19, 13:32

Rocinante wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

You're slowly turning into TanFan, that was one of his favorite multitasks.

Dude. Getting paid to poop and post? The only thing better would be if I could get some trim while posting... and pooping... at work.

Wait.

BRB

Trying adding some food to that list. A salted, cured meat, perhaps?

Then go for the coup de grace: Thrn the tv on.

by **Rocinante** 2016-04-19, 13:42

tGreenWay wrote:A salted, cured meat

I came.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-04-19, 14:05

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:A salted, cured meat

I came.

Vivian!

by Guest 2016-04-20, 18:32

The local bar's online ad for the day:

It's Wednesday at Lost Creek and you know what that means!? It's steak night, come on out and enjoy a 10 oz. NYS for just $6.99. We also have a pint of Sam Adams Cold Snap on special for just $2.50! See you tonight, folks!

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by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-04-21, 02:17

$1 subs at Jimmy John's tomorrow from 11am-3pm.

Limit 1 per customer. Looks like i'll be going to both locations in EL

by **pulling69** 2016-04-21, 03:15

WWE wrestling "dude" Chyna was found DOA Random Ramblings - Page 19 3836498553

http://www.wwe.com/article/chyna-passes-away?sf24752031=1

by **DWags** 2016-04-21, 15:56

This guy is nuts. But I think it would be cool as hell to do it. No way now at my age, way to old for that shit.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-04-22, 01:47

Every single time I give some group money, I wind up hearing from a dozen other orgs, and the one I donate to inevitably comes at me for more cash three months later. Same with politicians. It's enough to make a person want to scream at all of them to fuck off.

by **DWags** 2016-04-22, 04:35

tGreenWay wrote:Every single time I give some group money, I wind up hearing from a dozen other orgs, and the one I donate to inevitably comes at me for more cash three months later. Same with politicians. It's enough to make a person want to scream at all of them to fuck off.

Always give anonymously or through your church. Also, any phone solicitors are most likely giving way less than 50% of your donation to the actual cause they're calling for.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-04-22, 07:24

tGreenWay wrote:Every single time I give some group money, I wind up hearing from a dozen other orgs, and the one I donate to inevitably comes at me for more cash three months later. Same with politicians. It's enough to make a person want to scream at all of them to fuck off.

Hi mr greenway,

Would you like to give money to the Travis of the cosmos... Wait, no. Give money to the fund for people with... Shit that's not it either.

Buy me beer greenway and I won't hurt you.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-04-22, 10:14

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Every single time I give some group money, I wind up hearing from a dozen other orgs, and the one I donate to inevitably comes at me for more cash three months later. Same with politicians. It's enough to make a person want to scream at all of them to fuck off.

Always give anonymously or through your church. Also, any phone solicitors are most likely giving way less than 50% of your donation to the actual cause they're calling for.

I never donate through phone solicitation. Anyone who does has been living under a rock. Turtleneck, for example.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-04-22, 10:16

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Every single time I give some group money, I wind up hearing from a dozen other orgs, and the one I donate to inevitably comes at me for more cash three months later. Same with politicians. It's enough to make a person want to scream at all of them to fuck off.

Hi mr greenway,

Would you like to give money to the Travis of the cosmos... Wait, no. Give money to the fund for people with... Shit that's not it either.

Buy me beer greenway and I won't hurt you.

***NO SOLICITING***

by **InTenSity** 2016-04-22, 11:52

I'm going on a cruise on Monday.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-04-22, 11:54

Bring lots of lysol and anti-bac wipes and hanitizer.

by **InTenSity** 2016-04-22, 11:58

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Bring lots of lysol and anti-bac wipes and hanitizer.

No!

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-04-22, 11:59

Good luck with Norovirus then.

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