Re: Random Ramblings

by Guest 2016-06-25, 23:54

DWags wrote:My daughter injured her knee today. She has horrible bone spurs too. We've decided to shut her down till fall for dance. If show you the X-ray. But I don't know how. Anyway, my 79 year old mom is at the competition. Her recommendation? Marijuana and marijuana oil. Yep. This is my life tonight.

lol, it's weird eh? A couple weeks ago my kids were trying to talk my mom into smoking some weed for her ailments. Never would have bet on that 30 years ago.

by **Nordic** 2016-07-01, 11:44

Tip: never go to the post office to update your passport while hungover

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-01, 12:26

LooseGoose wrote:
DWags wrote:By the way, any Ideas on how I can get out of jury duty? Already got it moved once. They said I can't do it anymore. (I don't mind doing it, just had to fall in the summer-sheeeeeet)!

Join the Juggalos.

I just watched that whole thing. I want to win the rap battle at The Gathering!

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-02, 13:50

I got a new coffee mug. I'm happy with it.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-02, 14:16

I got two new Briggs & Stratton gas cans. They suck. The nozzle has some weird design. They leak at the nozzle, too. I don't know why they decided to redesign something that was fine for 100 years.

by **DWags** 2016-07-02, 14:26

Turtleneck wrote:I got two new Briggs & Stratton gas cans. They suck. The nozzle has some weird design. They leak at the nozzle, too. I don't know why they decided to redesign something that was fine for 100 years.

Smoke a sig, bend down, try to figure it out.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-02, 14:31

Nothing to figure out. They just suck.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-02, 17:01

Turtleneck wrote:Nothing to figure out. They just suck.

Then, why did you buy them? Did you not see the strange design at the point of purchase? Where was your intellectual curiosity, that, when engaged, might've help you to conclude the flaws in the design would surely suck?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-07-02, 21:26

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Nothing to figure out. They just suck.

Then, why did you buy them? Did you not see the strange design at the point of purchase? Where was your intellectual curiosity, that, when engaged, might've help you to conclude the flaws in the design would surely suck?

I didn't think to subject a gas can to a scientific analysis. The one time I get all spontaneous and crazy....

Not a rant but whenever somebody says they love KBS, I think they are talking about the biological station and not the beer.

by **The Pantry** 2016-07-02, 21:30

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I got two new Briggs & Stratton gas cans. They suck. The nozzle has some weird design. They leak at the nozzle, too. I don't know why they decided to redesign something that was fine for 100 years.

Smoke a sig, bend down, try to figure it out.

by **Nordic** 2016-07-02, 21:35

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Nothing to figure out. They just suck.

Then, why did you buy them? Did you not see the strange design at the point of purchase? Where was your intellectual curiosity, that, when engaged, might've help you to conclude the flaws in the design would surely suck?

Did you not feel the odd shape in the middle of your banana when you bought it? No you didn't. You didn't know there was a fucking creepy weirdo face in the middle of your banana till you unpeeled it.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-02, 21:38

Nordic wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Then, why did you buy them? Did you not see the strange design at the point of purchase? Where was your intellectual curiosity, that, when engaged, might've help you to conclude the flaws in the design would surely suck?

Did you not feel the odd shape in the middle of your banana when you bought it? No you didn't. You didn't know there was a fucking creepy weirdo face in the middle of your banana till you unpeeled it.

I made the incorrect assumption that a family of spiders had burrowed into the banana, and I'd planned to eat them with peanut butter and honey.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-07-05, 17:50

National Bikini Day

Click if you're bored. Maybe NSFW.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-07-05, 21:28

85 outside at 9:30, not a fan.

by **The Pantry** 2016-07-05, 22:04

Daughter now a veteran Vancouver-Alaska cruise ship tease Embarassed

Her pinochle-playing dancer/roommate in the background has probably not been a good influence

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by **Death Roe** 2016-07-05, 22:18

More pics of dancer friend plz

by **Death Roe** 2016-07-05, 22:18

And daughter, of course.

by **The Pantry** 2016-07-05, 23:40

Death Roe wrote:More pics of dancer friend plz

Before and after the impromptu pinochle crotch spread

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by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-07-07, 16:09

Any of youse guys ever try the Big Clem at Seeburgers in the Clem? Never been there myself. Looks deadly.

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Cue Sakimano waist/inseam measurements quip.

by **DWags** 2016-07-07, 16:10

Floyd Robertson wrote:Any of youse guys ever try the Big Clem at Seeburgers in the Clem? Never been there myself. Looks deadly.

Cue Sakimano waist/inseam measurements quip.

Damn, I'm gonna try that shit.

by Guest 2016-07-07, 17:14

Floyd Robertson wrote:Any of youse guys ever try the Big Clem at Seeburgers in the Clem? Never been there myself. Looks deadly.

Cue Sakimano waist/inseam measurements quip.

What the hell is under that top bun? A giant onion ring?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-07-07, 17:20

LooseGoose wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Any of youse guys ever try the Big Clem at Seeburgers in the Clem? Never been there myself. Looks deadly.

Cue Sakimano waist/inseam measurements quip.

What the hell is under that top bun? A giant onion ring?

I believe it is.

by **DWags** 2016-07-11, 10:01

So when you text ahead and your wait time is still an hour at the SOS is it really an express line super station?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-07-11, 10:07

DWags wrote:So when you text ahead and your wait time is still an hour at the SOS is it really an express line super station?

I had to renew my plates a couple of weeks ago and I used the web app. I had always just mailed in the payment but this time I thought I'd try something different. As it turns out, it's some 3rd party app that asks you a bunch of questions and calculates an estimated price and then tacks on $20 for handling and they service a bunch of states. OK, I don't feel bad about being ripped off $20 for handling, but WTF is up with the estimate? Can't they at least interface with the MI SOS to extract the exact price that was printed on my renewal form? When my charge went through it was same as on mailed renewal form, but the estimate on the web app was like $60 more, lol. So sad.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-07-14, 23:38

Since Pantry just reminded me of Ecuador... Guess what!

My host sister is in the US for a few weeks and is sending me a 6 pack of my favorite Ecuadorean beer. God I love her

by **DWags** 2016-07-15, 12:16

7/11's should have drive through S for slurpees.

by **Rocinante** 2016-07-15, 12:22

Tell your daughter I like her Uggs, man.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-07-15, 13:07

Damn birds are eating close to ten pounds of various seeds every day, including 5 pounds of oilers. Can't wait for all the hatchlings to leave the nest and strike out on their own.

by **DWags** 2016-07-15, 13:39

tGreenWay wrote:Damn birds are eating close to ten pounds of various seeds every day, including 5 pounds of oilers. Can't wait for all the hatchlings to leave the nest and strike out on their own.

Squirls dude.

by **The Pantry** 2016-07-15, 13:45

Floyd Robertson wrote:
DWags wrote:So when you text ahead and your wait time is still an hour at the SOS is it really an express line super station?

I had to renew my plates a couple of weeks ago and I used the web app. I had always just mailed in the payment but this time I thought I'd try something different. As it turns out, it's some 3rd party app that asks you a bunch of questions and calculates an estimated price and then tacks on $20 for handling and they service a bunch of states. OK, I don't feel bad about being ripped off $20 for handling, but WTF is up with the estimate? Can't they at least interface with the MI SOS to extract the exact price that was printed on my renewal form? When my charge went through it was same as on mailed renewal form, but the estimate on the web app was like $60 more, lol. So sad.

Just noticed this post. What site did you use?

Did tab renewal a couple weeks ago using this state site

https://onlineservices.michigan.gov/ExpressSOS/

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-07-15, 13:50

DWags wrote:So when you text ahead and your wait time is still an hour at the SOS is it really an express line super station?

The one near Frandor? Fuck that place. I had to go there to get a replacement title and it took FOREVER.

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