Breaking News: MSU Spring Game-Related

Michigan State University Athletics
East Lansing, Michigan 48823

For Immediate Release:

The Michigan State University Department of Athletics would like to announce that it is with great excitement that we welcome the news that Robert J Sakimano will be in attendance at this year's spring football game. MSU Spartan football is coming off another successful season with a Big Ten Championship and an appearance in the college football playoff. While we always expect winning seasons and classroom excellence on the banks of the Red Cedar, an appearance by "Bobby Sak" at the spring game is a true cherry on top of the Spartan sundae.

When reached for comment, Bobby Sak indicated that his wife is out of the country and his daughter (sorry For bin) will be working Saturday so, to quote The Sak, "what the hell else am I gonna do"?

MSU is working diligently with Bobby to hopefully host an autograph session and potentially a Q and A with Mr. Sakimano. Discussions are in the preliminary stages but we have already confirmed that if the event does take place as we anticipate, no topics will be off limits. This includes discussions regarding Up North, free speech, the Blue Wall, his extensive collection of MSU apparel, and what living in East Lansing in the shadows of the hallowed walls and athletic cathedrals of Michigan State University means to the Sakimano family.

Please check back for updates and, in the meantime, GO GREEN!

Bobs losing it.

Sounds like half of the Swill will be at the game. Will Goose be there. Maybe you guys could have an arm wrestling match at halftime.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Sounds like half of the Swill will be at the game.

What's the other half doing?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Michigan State University Athletics
East Lansing, Michigan 48823

For Immediate Release:

The Michigan State University Department of Athletics would like to announce that it is with great excitement that we welcome the news that Robert J Sakimano will be in attendance at this year's spring football game. MSU Spartan football is coming off another successful season with a Big Ten Championship and an appearance in the college football playoff. While we always expect winning seasons and classroom excellence on the banks of the Red Cedar, an appearance by "Bobby Sak" at the spring game is a true cherry on top of the Spartan sundae.

When reached for comment, Bobby Sak indicated that his wife is out of the country and his daughter (sorry For bin) will be working Saturday so, to quote The Sak, "what the hell else am I gonna do"?

MSU is working diligently with Bobby to hopefully host an autograph session and potentially a Q and A with Mr. Sakimano. Discussions are in the preliminary stages but we have already confirmed that if the event does take place as we anticipate, no topics will be off limits. This includes discussions regarding Up North, free speech, the Blue Wall, his extensive collection of MSU apparel, and what living in East Lansing in the shadows of the hallowed walls and athletic cathedrals of Michigan State University means to the Sakimano family.

Please check back for updates and, in the meantime, GO GREEN!

Hollis with another marketing coup by getting Bob Sak to come to the spring game. Spartan Stadium will be sold out.

DWags wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Sounds like half of the Swill will be at the game.

What's the other half doing?

Watching on BTN maybe?

DWags wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Sounds like half of the Swill will be at the game.

What's the other half doing?

I'll be golfing.

InTenSity wrote:

DWags wrote:

What's the other half doing?

I'll be golfing.

Really?? That's pretty weak dude. I'm all about these spring intra-squad games. Heck, I even watched the Longhorns spring game last Saturday on the Longhorn Network. (I'm a Longhorn parent.) They've installed the spread offense and have landed two consecutive "top 10" recruiting classes. So now let's see if Strong is the right guy or not.

The "Longhorn Network"...must be nice for a school to have its own 24/7 channel...

InTenSity wrote:

DWags wrote:

What's the other half doing?

I'll be golfing.

if it all works out, I'll also be discussing my love of golfing at the "Bobby Sak Q&A"..

I don't even know when the spring game is. I do know I'll be on a cruise next week.

Vlad wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
I'll be golfing.

Really?? That's pretty weak dude. I'm all about these spring intra-squad games. Heck, I even watched the Longhorns spring game last Saturday on the Longhorn Network. (I'm a Longhorn parent.) They've installed the spread offense and have landed two consecutive "top 10" recruiting classes. So now let's see if Strong is the right guy or not.

The "Longhorn Network"...must be nice for a school to have its own 24/7 channel...

I won't be there either. Pre existing party that I was not reaponsible for scheduling. And if I wasn't going to that then I'd be going to beer fest in royal oak. And if I wasn't going to that I might have been at the Tigers game. Or the spring game. One of those two. I dunno. Anyway, They picked a really bad day for me and the spring game doesn't get priority like games in the fall do.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Vlad wrote:

Really?? That's pretty weak dude. I'm all about these spring intra-squad games. Heck, I even watched the Longhorns spring game last Saturday on the Longhorn Network. (I'm a Longhorn parent.) They've installed the spread offense and have landed two consecutive "top 10" recruiting classes. So now let's see if Strong is the right guy or not.

The "Longhorn Network"...must be nice for a school to have its own 24/7 channel...

I won't be there either. Pre existing party that I was not reaponsible for scheduling. And if I wasn't going to that then I'd be going to beer fest in royal oak. And if I wasn't going to that I might have been at the Tigers game. Or the spring game. One of those two. I dunno. Anyway, They picked a really bad day for me and the spring game doesn't get priority like games in the fall do.

But...but...Lewerke...and Dowell...and that new WR who took forever to make his decision...and that TE who used to be a QB....?? You gonna miss all that??

InTenSity wrote:

DWags wrote:

What's the other half doing?

I'll be golfing.

I am also going to be watching paint dry.

Vlad wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:


I won't be there either. Pre existing party that I was not reaponsible for scheduling. And if I wasn't going to that then I'd be going to beer fest in royal oak. And if I wasn't going to that I might have been at the Tigers game. Or the spring game. One of those two. I dunno. Anyway, They picked a really bad day for me and the spring game doesn't get priority like games in the fall do.

But...but...Lewerke...and Dowell...and that new WR who took forever to make his decision...and that TE who used to be a QB....?? You gonna miss all that??

Yeah. Maybe I'll catch it on btn when they reair it 4700 times all summer when they have nothing else to show. Maybe not. I dunno. I guess I'm not the super fan that Bob is

I will be at Curious George Live.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I will be at Curious George Live.

that sounds like more fun than the spring game.

where is it at??

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Vlad wrote:

Really?? That's pretty weak dude. I'm all about these spring intra-squad games. Heck, I even watched the Longhorns spring game last Saturday on the Longhorn Network. (I'm a Longhorn parent.) They've installed the spread offense and have landed two consecutive "top 10" recruiting classes. So now let's see if Strong is the right guy or not.

The "Longhorn Network"...must be nice for a school to have its own 24/7 channel...

I won't be there either. Pre existing party that I was not reaponsible for scheduling. And if I wasn't going to that then I'd be going to beer fest in royal oak. And if I wasn't going to that I might have been at the Tigers game. Or the spring game. One of those two. I dunno. Anyway, They picked a really bad day for me and the spring game doesn't get priority like games in the fall do.

It's going to be a work effort for me. I have to find a three month storage place in east Lansing. Move some sit in there and move some other shit back. I'll most likely stop at the stadium to watch at least the first part.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I will be at Curious George Live.

that sounds like more fun than the spring game.

where is it at??

I don't think you should go to that by yourself, Bob.

Turtleneck wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
that sounds like more fun than the spring game.

where is it at??

I don't think you should go to that by yourself, Bob.

you know what?

I actually trust you so much I'm not even going to ask "why". I will blindly have faith in your recommendation. Because you're a great American and damn fine Spartan.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I will be at Curious George Live.

When my sister had my nephew 26 years ago he was the first child between my brother me and her so he was a big deal. I got him the curious George stuff and read it to him. He was about three I guess, one morning I'm at my parents house and they are too. I go in the kitchen and he has a butter knife and he's stabbing a curious George book at the kitchen table. I ask him what he's doing and he says "I'm killing curious George".

Ok. Fuck curious George. Stab that fucker.

Sorry, can't make it..

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Sorry, can't make it..

it's gonna be a great day on the banks of the Red Cedar.. I'm getting misty-eyed thinking about it. You'll be there in my heart.

DWags wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I will be at Curious George Live.

When my sister had my nephew 26 years ago he was the first child between my brother me and her so he was a big deal.  I got him the curious George stuff and read it to him.  He was about three I guess, one morning I'm at my parents house and they are too. I go in the kitchen and he has a butter knife and he's stabbing a curious George book at the kitchen table.  I ask him what he's doing and he says "I'm killing curious George".  

Ok.  Fuck curious George.  Stab that fucker.

What prison is he currently vacationing at?

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I will be at Curious George Live.

You poor bastard.

I'm actually not going, I ripcorded that and if the weather is nice I'm definitely going to EL. If not I will probably just watch it on TV. I'm really trying to convince the kid that we'll have more fun outside on campus than watching Curious George Live. If I can't get him to come around, his loss I suppose.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm actually not going, I ripcorded that and if the weather is nice I'm definitely going to EL. If not I will probably just watch it on TV. I'm really trying to convince the kid that we'll have more fun outside on campus than watching Curious George Live. If I can't get him to come around, his loss I suppose.

if you guys make it to campus, feel free to swing by my autograph session and Q&A.. it'll be a good time.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm actually not going, I ripcorded that and if the weather is nice I'm definitely going to EL. If not I will probably just watch it on TV. I'm really trying to convince the kid that we'll have more fun outside on campus than watching Curious George Live. If I can't get him to come around, his loss I suppose.

Atta boy.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm actually not going, I ripcorded that and if the weather is nice I'm definitely going to EL. If not I will probably just watch it on TV. I'm really trying to convince the kid that we'll have more fun outside on campus than watching Curious George Live. If I can't get him to come around, his loss I suppose.

Give him the book and a butter knife.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm actually not going, I ripcorded that and if the weather is nice I'm definitely going to EL. If not I will probably just watch it on TV. I'm really trying to convince the kid that we'll have more fun outside on campus than watching Curious George Live. If I can't get him to come around, his loss I suppose.

when my daughter (sorry For bin) was little, the only thing that was outlawed in terms of cartoon-y or little kid type stuff was that little bald-headed Calliou motherf**ker..

god, I hated that kid.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm actually not going, I ripcorded that and if the weather is nice I'm definitely going to EL. If not I will probably just watch it on TV. I'm really trying to convince the kid that we'll have more fun outside on campus than watching Curious George Live. If I can't get him to come around, his loss I suppose.

Still think he needs a job but whatever.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm actually not going, I ripcorded that and if the weather is nice I'm definitely going to EL. If not I will probably just watch it on TV. I'm really trying to convince the kid that we'll have more fun outside on campus than watching Curious George Live. If I can't get him to come around, his loss I suppose.

when my daughter (sorry For bin) was little, the only thing that was outlawed in terms of cartoon-y or little kid type stuff was that little bald-headed Callious motherf**ker..

god, I hated that kid.

You hated your daughter? Hope she stopped being such a little asshole.

Rocinante wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:when my daughter (sorry For bin) was little, the only thing that was outlawed in terms of cartoon-y or little kid type stuff was that little bald-headed Callious motherf**ker..

god, I hated that kid.

You hated your daughter? Hope she stopped being such a little asshole.

well, she has to live with me. So that explains a lot of it, right?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Rocinante wrote:

You hated your daughter? Hope she stopped being such a little asshole.

well, she has to live with me. So that explains a lot of it, right?

Yes. I pity her future husband or wife.

I heard Lou and Harry's is back in EL

Rocinante wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:well, she has to live with me. So that explains a lot of it, right?

Yes. I pity her future husband or wife.

just pray for them. That's really all you can do.

The_Dude wrote:I heard Lou and Harry's is back in EL

yep - on Grand River. The Tin Can is now open on Grand River, as well.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Rocinante wrote:

Yes. I pity her future husband or wife.

just pray for them. That's really all you can do.

Are you doing an arranged marriage with an Appalachian State graduate?

Turtleneck wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:just pray for them. That's really all you can do.

Are you doing an arranged marriage with an Appalachian State graduate?

why not.. I have the Appalachian State t-shirt to swing it..

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

The_Dude wrote:I heard Lou and Harry's is back in EL

yep - on Grand River. The Tin Can is now open on Grand River, as well.

The Tin Can has been a nice alternative to the usual bars when the lines are long. Nice little place.