Re: Cargo shorts war erupts on the pages of American newspapers

by Guest 2016-08-06, 22:21

Turtleneck wrote:Which one of you is this?

Can't be anyone from this board - no noticeable armadillo bulge.

by BleacherSwill 2016-08-07, 15:28

I cannot believe how gay this board is to care about what shorts guys wear. It's ok though, just surprised.

by Guest 2016-08-08, 07:41

Sean T at RCP ‏@SeanTrende 10m10 minutes ago
CARGO SHORTS HAVE LOTS OF POCKETS AND MEN DON'T GET PURSES FOR CARRYING STUFF YOU WILL HAVE TO REMOVE THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-08-08, 07:42

LooseGoose wrote:Sean T at RCP ‏@SeanTrende 10m10 minutes ago
CARGO SHORTS HAVE LOTS OF POCKETS AND MEN DON'T GET PURSES FOR CARRYING STUFF YOU WILL HAVE TO REMOVE THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS

I think he means cold dead legs.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2016-08-08, 12:36

Rocinante wrote:Men wear pants unless they're swimming... or naked for whatever reason. It's easy.

Fuck that shit. Anyone in Florida during the summer that chooses to wear pants, especially if they're going to be outdoors, either has something nasty going on with their legs, or has a severe mental deficiency.

I even wear shorts to the office year round (admittedly it's a very casual office, and in shorts and a t-shirt, I'm usually the most dressed up person here). The only time I wear pants to work is if I have a client meeting or if it's really fucking cold, like in the 60s.

Never jorts, though.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-08, 12:50

What Happened After I Wrote That Cargo Shorts Story
http://www.wsj.com/articles/what-happened-after-i-wrote-that-cargo-shorts-story-1470402723

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-08, 15:13

I'll be ordering a couple pair later today. They'll be broken in just in time for Laborious Day.

by **Death Roe** 2016-08-08, 15:14

Cargo shorts are fantastic. Fuck the haterz

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-08-08, 15:16

Death Roe wrote:Cargo shorts are fantastic. Fuck the haterz

You are way too fucking young to wear cargos. Bro.

by **Death Roe** 2016-08-08, 15:21

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Cargo shorts are fantastic. Fuck the haterz

You are way too fucking young to wear cargos. Bro.

Bro, I'm almost 30. I'm practicing.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-08, 15:23

Death Roe wrote:Cargo shorts are fantastic. Fuck the haterz

Damnit, you're right. I'm ordering four pair.

by **Blanch32** 2016-08-08, 16:27

Death Roe wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

You are way too fucking young to wear cargos. Bro.

Bro, I'm almost 30. I'm practicing.

For the The Dowager Lady Margret, Countess and Prefict of Northumbria?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-08, 16:54

Blanch32 wrote:
Death Roe wrote:

Bro, I'm almost 30. I'm practicing.

For the The Dowager Lady Margret, Countess and Prefict of Northumbria?

You don't need cargo shorts. You can just slap saddlebags on your big fat Michigan girlfriend.

by BleacherSwill 2016-08-08, 17:40

tGreenWay wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

For the The Dowager Lady Margret, Countess and Prefict of Northumbria?

You don't need cargo shorts. You can just slap saddlebags on your big fat Michigan girlfriend.

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by **Jake from State Farm** 2016-08-08, 17:44

Motown Spartan wrote:People who wear camouflage in their engagement pics are at the highest risk of voting for Trump.

I'm probably going to vote for Trump, but it's mostly just an anti-Hillary vote since neither one deserve to hold an elected office.

by **Death Roe** 2016-08-08, 17:52

I'd call Blanch a name, but I'm afraid I'll get reported again, and I am not speaking to that [redacted]

by **Blanch32** 2016-08-08, 19:49

Death Roe wrote:I'd call Blanch a name, but I'm afraid I'll get reported again, and I am not speaking to that [redacted]

???

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-08, 20:19

Ordered. Move over, Joe Jackson, 'cuz I'm gonna look sharp.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-08, 21:21

tGreenWay wrote:Ordered. Move over, Joe Jackson, 'cuz I'm gonna look sharp.

You dress like Blanch.

by Triple Sparty 2016-08-09, 09:03

What do you need cargo shorts for? Phone in one front pocket, wallet in the other. What other cargo do you need? If walking my dog, roll of poop bags in wallet pocket.

by **Blanch32** 2016-08-09, 09:13

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Ordered. Move over, Joe Jackson, 'cuz I'm gonna look sharp.

You dress like Blanch.

Dude must like to get laid then

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-09, 09:33

Blanch32 wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

You dress like Blanch.

Dude must like to get laid then

However, unlike you, I doubt Greenway is a felon in the making.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-09, 18:09

All you cargo shorts people should move to India.

http://indianexpress.com/article/lifestyle/fashion/cargo-shorts-men-fashion-twitter-blogs-2964475/

by **I.B. Fine** 2016-08-09, 23:33

Hey, another idiot wearing jorts! Can you believe it!
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Can't believe she is so clueless
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by **Blanch32** 2016-08-10, 07:50

Turtleneck wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Dude must like to get laid then

However, unlike you, I doubt Greenway is a felon in the making.

Heart breaking alone, is not a crime

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-29, 13:41

I was at the store a little bit ago. As I was leaving, I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. He was wearing khaki cargo shorts with black socks pulled up to just below the knees. She was wearing a camo hat and camo cargo shorts. They stopped at their car - my car was a little ways down the aisle - and as I walked by I quietly said "Greenway" hoping for a response. Nothing. I guess it was not Mr. and Mrs. Greenway. I was kind of excited to meet them, too.

by **DWags** 2016-08-29, 14:01

Turtleneck wrote:I was at the store a little bit ago. As I was leaving, I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. He was wearing khaki cargo shorts with black socks pulled up to just below the knees. She was wearing a camo hat and camo cargo shorts. They stopped at their car - my car was a little ways down the aisle - and as I walked by I quietly said "Greenway" hoping for a response. Nothing. I guess it was not Mr. and Mrs. Greenway. I was kind of excited to meet them, too.

That was you?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-29, 14:05

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I was at the store a little bit ago. As I was leaving, I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. He was wearing khaki cargo shorts with black socks pulled up to just below the knees. She was wearing a camo hat and camo cargo shorts. They stopped at their car - my car was a little ways down the aisle - and as I walked by I quietly said "Greenway" hoping for a response. Nothing. I guess it was not Mr. and Mrs. Greenway. I was kind of excited to meet them, too.

That was you?

Your wife has nice legs.

by Triple Sparty 2016-10-26, 08:38

On my way to Miami. Dug out a pair of cargos to wear in honor of Intensity. Guys at security were all like "Did you remove everything from ALL your pockets?" SMH.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-10-26, 08:38

Triple Sparty wrote:On my way to Miami. Dug out a pair of cargos to wear in honor of Intensity. Guys at security were all like "Did you remove everything from ALL your pockets?" SMH.

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by **Turtleneck** 2020-01-13, 14:33

GreenWay, is it too late to send you a Christmas gift?

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by **tGreenWay** 2020-01-13, 14:49

Turtleneck wrote:GreenWay, is it too late to send you a Christmas gift?

It’s never too late to give a gift as cool as that!

by Banks2Mason 2020-01-13, 14:50

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:GreenWay, is it too late to send you a Christmas gift?

It’s never too late to give a gift as cool as that!

the fact that they're flip flop-ready really sells it

by **tGreenWay** 2020-01-13, 14:52

Banks2Mason wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

It’s never too late to give a gift as cool as that!

the fact that they're flip flop-ready really sells it

Whomever came up with that idea is a friggin multimillionaire genius.

by **I.B. Fine** 2020-01-13, 18:14

tGreenWay wrote:
Banks2Mason wrote:

the fact that they're flip flop-ready really sells it

Whomever came up with that idea is a friggin multimillionaire genius.

....or a war criminal

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2020-01-13, 18:16

Turtleneck wrote:GreenWay, is it too late to send you a Christmas gift?

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by **tGreenWay** 2020-01-13, 18:35

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Whomever came up with that idea is a friggin multimillionaire genius.

....or a war criminal

Anyone who makes his/her troops go to war without letting them break in those big ass heavy leather boots, now that’s a real war crime.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-01-14, 08:08

Whoever is running this place should get these guys to sponsor our board.

Calf Mule Cargo Socks: The official socks of tSwill.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-01-14, 08:46

I really would have to try these before I endorse them... I highly doubt the calf elastic would be strong enough to hold them up with my swiss army knife, flint fire starter, collapsible fishing pole and whiskey flask in the pockets... And as EVERYONE knows those are just the necessities of Michigan life.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-01-14, 09:57

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I really would have to try these before I endorse them... I highly doubt the calf elastic would be strong enough to hold them up with my swiss army knife, flint fire starter, collapsible fishing pole and whiskey flask in the pockets... And as EVERYONE knows those are just the necessities of Michigan life.

I don’t even go to church without everything you listed.

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