Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2018-09-23, 22:25

If you take a look at the stats you’d think you’d be looking at a 30 point blowout

by **tGreenWay** 2018-09-23, 22:40

I expect the Lions to blow this, but it won’t be painful.

by **Heat Miser** 2018-09-23, 22:46

INT Slay!

by **Death Roe** 2018-09-23, 22:46

Brady sucks ass at making deep throws. He's never been good at them. All of his "AMAZING GOAT" throws are 10-15 yards.

by **Heat Miser** 2018-09-23, 22:51

I think they're gonna do it.

by **Death Roe** 2018-09-23, 22:52

I think so, too. Are we in Bizarro World?

by aualum06 2018-09-23, 22:59

Suck it Tom

by **Death Roe** 2018-09-23, 23:00

Tom Brady sucks ass when he has to throw deep balls. Dude has never been able to do that.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2018-09-23, 23:01

You guys this is better than putting your dick in a cheese grater.

by **The Pantry** 2018-09-23, 23:33

Fell asleep when it was 10-0. Woke up just before Prater kicked the last field goal but thought I was dreaming.

by **Death Roe** 2018-09-23, 23:35

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You guys this is better than putting your dick in a cheese grater.

I'd say it's like putting your dick inside a vagina, but I've never done sex before. :(

by **DWags** 2018-09-24, 00:03

Wow. The lions really looked good. Both sides.

by **Heat Miser** 2018-09-24, 00:43

The Patriots defense called out the Lions' play before it happened

by **tGreenWay** 2018-09-24, 02:28

Heat Miser wrote:The Patriots defense called out the Lions' play before it happened

Dumbass Lions should’ve made changes after the Jets’ players comments. Yeah, they got the win tonight, but if they don’t make changes, it’s going to bite them in the ass in closer games.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-09-24, 05:31

Death Roe wrote:Tom Brady sucks ass when he has to throw deep balls. Dude has never been able to do that.

This

by **steveschneider** 2018-09-24, 07:32

DWags wrote:Wow. The lions really looked good. Both sides.

Can’t believe what I saw last night. Patriots look terrible and I love it. Felt the same joy I did the year UofM went 3-9.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-09-24, 08:00

by **steveschneider** 2018-09-24, 08:06

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Exactly this.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-09-24, 08:08

Floyd Robertson wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Quick poll. No one here thinks they're gonna win this game, right?

I mean we all know this is gonna be another painful loss, right?

I'm so confident they're going to lose that I'm going to turn it off at halftime.

This post aged well. tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around - Page 20 502811600

You'd think after almost 50 years I'd have this organization figured out. Glad they finally won their Super Bowl last night.

by **steveschneider** 2018-09-24, 08:23

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

I watched the entire game. I still can’t believe it. When Stafford threw the int in the 2nd half I was like well this where the roof collapses as we’ve seen so many times before. Was ready for the lions effort to turn into a stink bomb.

Pats are just that bad right now. Front 7 was weak and their wide receivers sucks.

I'm so confident they're going to lose that I'm going to turn it off at halftime.

This post aged well.

You'd think after almost 50 years I'd have this organization figured out. Glad they finally won their Super Bowl last night.

I watched the entire game. I still can’t believe it. When Stafford threw the int in the 2nd half I was like well this where the roof collapses as we’ve seen so many times before. Was ready for the lions effort to turn into a stink bomb.

Pats are just that bad right now. Front 7 was weak and their wide receivers sucks

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-09-24, 08:57

Pretty sure I figured out the Lions problem. I didn't watch one minute of the game. Didn't even check the score until this morning. I'll try it again this weekend and see how it turns out.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-09-24, 10:44

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

I'm so confident they're going to lose that I'm going to turn it off at halftime.

This post aged well.

You'd think after almost 50 years I'd have this organization figured out. Glad they finally won their Super Bowl last night.

Until this year, the Lions’ head coach had spent his entire pro career scouting the Patriots every day, so I would’ve hoped they could use that to their advantage.
These are still the Lions. I’ll stay emotionally unattached. For too many years, I was Charlie Brown and they were Lucy holding the football. I’ve finally learned.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-09-24, 10:47

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

This post aged well.

You'd think after almost 50 years I'd have this organization figured out. Glad they finally won their Super Bowl last night.

Until this year, the Lions’ head coach had spent his entire pro career scouting the Patriots every day, so I would’ve hoped they could use that to their advantage.
These are still the Lions. I’ll stay emotionally unattached. For too many years, I was Charlie Brown and they were Lucy holding the football. I’ve finally learned.

I've spent the last 12 years largely living in bliss and going about my fall Sundays without even knowing who the Lions are playing. My divorce from them in 2007 was the best thing ever.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-09-24, 10:55

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Until this year, the Lions’ head coach had spent his entire pro career scouting the Patriots every day, so I would’ve hoped they could use that to their advantage.
These are still the Lions. I’ll stay emotionally unattached. For too many years, I was Charlie Brown and they were Lucy holding the football. I’ve finally learned.

I've spent the last 12 years largely living in bliss and going about my fall Sundays without even knowing who the Lions are playing. My divorce from them in 2007 was the best thing ever.

I congratulate you for seeing the light so long ago. I only checked out three years ago.

by Senior Dickfist 2018-09-24, 11:45

I've made it easy to check out this year. I cut my cable back in April. I said I would turn it back on for football season, but I haven't and I'm not worried about it.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-09-30, 13:43

Jourdan Lewis still getting burned.

by aualum06 2018-09-30, 13:56

Elliot might be the most overrated player in the league

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-09-30, 14:23

Bad calls are bad

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2018-09-30, 14:33

If the QB’s knee doesn’t touch and the defender lays off and he scores a touchdown then we all say “oh such a smart play.” If the defender hits him then it’s a late hit. What do you want them to do?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-09-30, 15:13

A bad product where you don't know what simple things like a catch, tackle, or whistle are

by **kingstonlake** 2018-09-30, 15:20

Kerryon Johnson: "here's a concussion for you as I run you over for a TD".

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-09-30, 15:46

Tate is a hot dog but, funny.

by **Turtleneck** 2018-09-30, 16:01

I wish the Lions would have hired a guy with some experience coaching defense...

by **kingstonlake** 2018-09-30, 16:04

Stat Paddford!

by aualum06 2018-09-30, 16:10

Why would Davis be on the field

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-09-30, 16:21

I'm not even shocked that ending happened. I'm shocked I watched most of the game, though. Crappy weather.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-09-30, 16:29

Floyd Robertson wrote:I'm not even shocked that ending happened. I'm shocked I watched most of the game, though. Crappy weather.

Watched the last half of the 4th. Not the least bit surprised by the ending. Not my problem anymore. tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around - Page 20 2275418548

tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around - Page 20 2275418548

by **kingstonlake** 2018-10-07, 13:20

Blounts had his issues. But can you question his dedication as a teammate? I think not.

by aualum06 2018-10-07, 13:38

Kenny golladay is solid

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-10-07, 13:38

I think this Goliday kid was a good pick.

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