Hey those sex robots you guys have can murder you.

Interesting. When I heard sex robot, my first thought was a hooker.

Never knew a butt plug could be hacked.

We need to end the robot sex worker trade now.

"Hi support? yes, there's something strange going on with my Sexbot. It just seems absolutely determined to kill me......pardon? oh sure, yes - its the Destiny 5000 model with the auto wet feature upgrade. she was part of the female & male sexbot cuckhold promo package you guys had out last Fall......Oh? you have seen this before? I see.........oh. so I just shutdown and restart? oh, ok. and the male sexbot too? same thing. great. thanks so much for your help."

Well, it seems Goodbar is obviously our resident expert on the sex robot industry.

Edited to add; I applaud you, Sir!

Reminds me. Fell asleep watching a movie last night. Woke up to pee and the TV was still on. Infomercial for Adam & Eve. The host was a chick pointing out features of some of their battery powered dildos.

Far cry from when I was a kid and all that was on late night TV was a test pattern lol

DWags wrote:Fair warning

Sex robots can be hacked and programmed to kill you.

At this point how is it different than an actual wife?

The Pantry wrote:Reminds me. Fell asleep watching a movie last night. Woke up to pee and the TV was still on. Infomercial for Adam & Eve. The host was a chick pointing out features of some of their battery powered dildos.

Far cry from when I was a kid and all that was on late night TV was a test pattern lol

A million years ago Adam and Eve was a free catalog outfit... Junk mail with dildos.

Clarett's Folly wrote:

DWags wrote:Fair warning

Sex robots can be hacked and programmed to kill you.

At this point how is it different than an actual wife?

Mine is just indifferent to me. Probably wouldn't actually "kill"....
so there's that.

The article says those sex robots weigh 200 pounds, so really, the only one I can think of whose life might be in jeopardy is Blanch.

tGreenWay wrote:The article says those sex robots weigh 200 pounds, so really, the only one I can think of whose life might be in jeopardy is Blanch.

I once again pose the wife question.

Sounds like more fun than birding.

tGreenWay wrote:The article says those sex robots weigh 200 pounds, so really, the only one I can think of whose life might be in jeopardy is Blanch.

Do you still prefer your old, low tech model?

Clarett's Folly wrote:

DWags wrote:Fair warning

Sex robots can be hacked and programmed to kill you.

At this point how is it different than an actual wife?

What folly said.

Nordic wrote:Sounds like more fun than birding.

I gotta admit, I read this earlier and it got me.

Clarett's Folly wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:The article says those sex robots weigh 200 pounds, so really, the only one I can think of whose life might be in jeopardy is Blanch.

I once again pose the wife question.

Stick a Faraday bag on your robot’s head, you get death-free robot sex.
Stick a bag over your 200-pound wife’s head, you sleep in the garage and maybe face attempt of murder charges.

I've always known the wife could murder me. That is why I behave and don't do anything to tick her off.

tGreenWay wrote:

Clarett's Folly wrote:

I once again pose the wife question.

Stick a Faraday bag on your robot’s head, you get death-free robot sex.
Stick a bag over your 200-pound wife’s head, you sleep in the garage and maybe face attempt of murder charges.

That reminds me of the dog and wife in the trunk analogy.