Re: 2024 Solar Eclipse

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2024-04-08, 12:50

DWags wrote:Twitter is really entertaining. There are a couple guys predicting end of the earth type shit one guy actually is using our space force symbols, and showing how it matches up with the patterns of the eclipse and I guess in his mind that means the end of the world

So anyways, I’m gonna enjoy the last cuppa coffee I ever have on earth, I wish we could’ve found out if our new football coach was any good, we’ll just have to assume that he would’ve won a national championship within five years

I guess I’ll see you guys in hell.

Don’t you come here telling me there are crazies to laugh at without posting links to the crazies I want to laugh too

by **The Pantry** 2024-04-08, 13:12

Wonder if mom falcon will have any reaction once this gets underway?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2024-04-08, 13:20

I just realized that I’ve been part of a Facebook group for flat earth people that I keep hidden at all times so that I only see it when I want.

If today isn’t the day then I don’t know what is. They aren’t disappointing. Did you know that obviously the sun and moon are the same size, otherwise how could the moon possible cover up the sun?? Also my hand can cover up the sun so the sun must be no bigger than my hand. Wild stuff

by **MiamiSpartan** 2024-04-08, 13:29

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I just realized that I’ve been part of a Facebook group for flat earth people that I keep hidden at all times so that I only see it when I want.

If today isn’t the day then I don’t know what is. They aren’t disappointing. Did you know that obviously the sun and moon are the same size, otherwise how could the moon possible cover up the sun?? Also my hand can cover up the sun so the sun must be no bigger than my hand. Wild stuff

Did you learn nothing from Antiplastons? The sky is just a dome where the sun and moon are projected on to make it look like these celestial objects.
So the government (really the Illuminati cabal that runs the world) just create this display on the dome every now and then at different parts of the world to keep up the scam.

by **DWags** 2024-04-08, 13:33

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I just realized that I’ve been part of a Facebook group for flat earth people that I keep hidden at all times so that I only see it when I want.

If today isn’t the day then I don’t know what is. They aren’t disappointing. Did you know that obviously the sun and moon are the same size, otherwise how could the moon possible cover up the sun?? Also my hand can cover up the sun so the sun must be no bigger than my hand. Wild stuff

Travis we're all jealous of your huge hands, we know you are sly about the humble brag of what that actually means.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2024-04-08, 13:38

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2024-04-08, 13:38

Real eyes realize nasa lies

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2024-04-08, 13:39

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I just realized that I’ve been part of a Facebook group for flat earth people that I keep hidden at all times so that I only see it when I want.

If today isn’t the day then I don’t know what is. They aren’t disappointing. Did you know that obviously the sun and moon are the same size, otherwise how could the moon possible cover up the sun?? Also my hand can cover up the sun so the sun must be no bigger than my hand. Wild stuff

Did you learn nothing from Antiplastons? The sky is just a dome where the sun and moon are projected on to make it look like these celestial objects.
So the government (really the Illuminati cabal that runs the world) just create this display on the dome every now and then at different parts of the world to keep up the scam.

Or when they need to transport their Death Star super weapon across the country without you knowing what they’re up to.

by **DWags** 2024-04-08, 13:44

You guys have a couple of hours until the end of the world. I haven't had lunch, but I know where my wife hid the oreo cookies. i'm pouring a glass of milk right now and then I'm eating the cookies. I'ts my last meal on earth, and it's going to be glorious. Oh, and if the world doesn't end, and my wife comes home and sees I've had more than 4 oreos, I might be a goner anyway. So, either way, cheers.

by **The Pantry** 2024-04-08, 13:53

DWags wrote:You guys have a couple of hours until the end of the world. I haven't had lunch, but I know where my wife hid the oreo cookies. i'm pouring a glass of milk right now and then I'm eating the cookies. I'ts my last meal on earth, and it's going to be glorious. Oh, and if the world doesn't end, and my wife comes home and sees I've had more than 4 oreos, I might be a goner anyway. So, either way, cheers.

Work passed out solar glasses and Moon Pies last week. Tried half the Moon Pie this morning (never had one before) with coffee. Not particularly tasty and had a weird texture. Oreos are far superior IMO.

by **DWags** 2024-04-08, 13:55

Old guys. I remember the moon landing. I remember Nixon resigning. I remember Johnson coming on T.V. and saying he's had enough. I remember the riots and vietnam.

I also vividly remember March 7, 1970. 8 years old, the eclipse. I remember them showing on the news confused animals etc. I thought, shit, I won't be alive in 2024, it seemed like an impossible year to get to. I don't remember it being total in Michigan. I remember the t.v. coverage.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2024-04-08, 13:57

perteckt me from god's light!!!

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by **Turtleneck** 2024-04-08, 14:32

Three pages and no Bonnie Tyler joke from GreenWay. I hate this world.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2024-04-08, 14:34

I turned on all of the lights in my corporate office so that all of my employees can maintain peak productivity during this light outage coming up. It is critical that they maintain peak productivity so that we can get a great start to Q2!

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2024-04-08, 14:36

FYI, Springsteen predicted this in 1978.

You're welcome.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2024-04-08, 14:37

Is anything happening? They sky is still blue outside my office window that faces northeast. Doesn't look any darker yet. Birds aren't falling out of the sky.

by **DWags** 2024-04-08, 14:39

Floyd Robertson wrote:Is anything happening? They sky is still blue outside my office window that faces northeast. Doesn't look any darker yet. Birds aren't falling out of the sky.

Floyd I’m a little disappointed. We all know birds aren’t real., where the fuck have you been for the last five years?

by **Jake from State Farm** 2024-04-08, 14:39

DWags wrote:You guys have a couple of hours until the end of the world. I haven't had lunch, but I know where my wife hid the oreo cookies. i'm pouring a glass of milk right now and then I'm eating the cookies. I'ts my last meal on earth, and it's going to be glorious. Oh, and if the world doesn't end, and my wife comes home and sees I've had more than 4 oreos, I might be a goner anyway. So, either way, cheers.

I buy the six packs of Oreos at Sam's Club. They come in a box of 30. You would be in trouble if I walked in the door with that, thirty days of beatings does not sound pleasant and there's no way am I letting two Oreos go to waist.

Oh, almost forgot for Bob:
RHR 130
BP 197/125
Waist 46
Inseam 23

by **DWags** 2024-04-08, 14:40

CNN just showed a total eclipse in a town in Texas. No reports of earthquakes or zombies rising out of the grave. It did get completely dark. CNN is now at a zoo. I think they’re going to show us what happens to animals The zoo is in Dallas. So it’s moving our way.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2024-04-08, 14:42

Now this is how life should be. Everyone sitting outside in lawnchairs and staring at the sun.

by **The Pantry** 2024-04-08, 14:43

Both mom & dad falcon seem a little agitated.

by **Cameron** 2024-04-08, 14:47

Kinda neat, I guess. It's the sort of thing you want to see live as it happens, otherwise you don't really care if you saw it at all.

by **Motown Spartan** 2024-04-08, 15:05

Real eyes realize NASA lies…

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2024-04-08, 15:09

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I just realized that I’ve been part of a Facebook group for flat earth people that I keep hidden at all times so that I only see it when I want.

If today isn’t the day then I don’t know what is. They aren’t disappointing. Did you know that obviously the sun and moon are the same size, otherwise how could the moon possible cover up the sun?? Also my hand can cover up the sun so the sun must be no bigger than my hand. Wild stuff

“Why is the moon black if the sun is shining”

I swear to god these people don’t own lamps

by **Floyd Robertson** 2024-04-08, 15:21

We had some spare glasses floating around the office so I got a good look when it was near peak coverage and it was pretty cool. Tried to take a picture through the glasses but it didn't work. Probably user error.

by **Trapper Gus** 2024-04-08, 15:21

It got real dark and there was a sunset 360 degrees on the horizon.

by **DWags** 2024-04-08, 15:21

Dwags checking in safe.

Did we lose anybody to the rapture? Check on your buddy. I don’t know who mine is, but I’m checking in safe.

by **Trapper Gus** 2024-04-08, 15:24

DWags wrote:Dwags checking in safe.

Did we lose anybody to the rapture? Check on your buddy. I don’t know who mine is, but I’m checking in safe.

I forget who my enemy is, hopefully he is up in heaven.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2024-04-08, 15:27

I walked outside with a group of colleagues and everyone seemed collectively underwhelmed.

I blame the internet.

by **NigelUno** 2024-04-08, 15:31

80% in the Dirty South.

Got a little cooler, and darker.

The sun will come out tomorrow.

by **tGreenWay** 2024-04-08, 15:40

Turtleneck wrote:Three pages and no Bonnie Tyler joke from GreenWay. I hate this world.

Never. I absolutely hate that effing song. Here’s another for you:

by **MiamiSpartan** 2024-04-08, 15:42

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I just realized that I’ve been part of a Facebook group for flat earth people that I keep hidden at all times so that I only see it when I want.

If today isn’t the day then I don’t know what is. They aren’t disappointing. Did you know that obviously the sun and moon are the same size, otherwise how could the moon possible cover up the sun?? Also my hand can cover up the sun so the sun must be no bigger than my hand. Wild stuff

“Why is the moon black if the sun is shining”

I swear to god these people don’t own lamps

I don't think it's that. It's just that they don't realize that the moon doesn't naturally glow or produce its own light. Not sure which explanation for that question is worse.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2024-04-08, 15:45

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

“Why is the moon black if the sun is shining”

I swear to god these people don’t own lamps

I don't think it's that. It's just that they don't realize that the moon doesn't naturally glow or produce its own light. Not sure which explanation for that question is worse.

Oh you’re right, part of flat earth is in fact that the moon naturally glows on its own

by **MiamiSpartan** 2024-04-08, 15:46

DWags wrote:Old guys. I remember the moon landing. I remember Nixon resigning. I remember Johnson coming on T.V. and saying he's had enough. I remember the riots and vietnam.

I also vividly remember March 7, 1970. 8 years old, the eclipse. I remember them showing on the news confused animals etc. I thought, shit, I won't be alive in 2024, it seemed like an impossible year to get to. I don't remember it being total in Michigan. I remember the t.v. coverage.

Well, the next one with significant coverage in the US passes over Miami, so eclipse party at my house, and you're all invited. August 12, 2045. Book your flights now.

Actually there is one in 2024 that will just hit like North Dakota and Montana, so that wo t have many people seeing it unless the coasts are all under water and everyone moves further inland.

by **DWags** 2024-04-08, 15:55

MiamiSpartan wrote:
DWags wrote:Old guys. I remember the moon landing. I remember Nixon resigning. I remember Johnson coming on T.V. and saying he's had enough. I remember the riots and vietnam.

I also vividly remember March 7, 1970. 8 years old, the eclipse. I remember them showing on the news confused animals etc. I thought, shit, I won't be alive in 2024, it seemed like an impossible year to get to. I don't remember it being total in Michigan. I remember the t.v. coverage.

Well, the next one with significant coverage in the US passes over Miami, so eclipse party at my house, and you're all invited. August 12, 2045. Book your flights now.

Actually there is one in 2024 that will just hit like North Dakota and Montana, so that wo t have many people seeing it unless the coasts are all under water and everyone moves further inland.

I’m pretty sure Miami will be covered up by the ocean by then. I’m also fairly sure I’ll be dead. So if my casket is floating by throw a Bud Light at it.

by **The Pantry** 2024-04-08, 16:03

Anyone else think it odd there is a dark side of the moon and that it doesn't rotate? I need one of you astronomers/astrophysicists to explain that.

Couldn't we just shine a really bright light at it during a new moon to see what it looks like?

by **The Pantry** 2024-04-08, 16:14

Watched the Weather Channel for the duration. Stephanie Abrams did coverage from Fredericksburg, TX where the cloud cover was sketchy. When the clouds broke briefly for her to glimpse totality, sounded like she was peeing her pants...possible an orgasm.

by Rick Saunders 2024-04-08, 16:30

The Pantry wrote:Anyone else think it odd there is a dark side of the moon and that it doesn't rotate?

It does rotate.

by **Trapper Gus** 2024-04-08, 16:32

The Pantry wrote:Watched the Weather Channel for the duration. Stephanie Abrams did coverage from Fredericksburg, TX where the cloud cover was sketchy. When the clouds broke briefly for her to glimpse totality, sounded like she was peeing her pants...possible an orgasm.

Totallity all 4 minutes, was spectacular, orgasm sounds about right.

by **The Pantry** 2024-04-08, 16:37

Rick Saunders wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Anyone else think it odd there is a dark side of the moon and that it doesn't rotate?

It does rotate.

Okay, you got me.

Why does one side always face the sun?

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