Re: I'm wearing cargo shorts

by **Turtleneck** 2015-05-09, 09:07

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Ever try cargo underwear?

Nice. Does that come in a zubaz-style print?

I had no idea you are Canadian.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-05-09, 13:32

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Nice. Does that come in a zubaz-style print?

I had no idea you are Canadian.

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by **Turtleneck** 2015-06-10, 15:11

It turns out tGreenway works for the UK basketball program.

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by **Rocinante** 2015-06-10, 15:30

Cargo shorts are stupid. Cargo PANTS are the shit.

by Brock Middlebrook 2015-06-10, 17:42

Try the new Air Jordans

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-06-10, 20:52

Turtleneck wrote:It turns out tGreenway works for the UK basketball program.

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by **Blanch32** 2015-06-10, 22:07

MiamiSpartan wrote:
InTenSity wrote:I only own khaki's. I think I own one pair of jeans. I have no idea what I would wear if I needed to go for more than one day with the weather under 50.
Pants, especially jeans, are easy to re-wear for a few days as long as you don't poop them.

But yeah, I wear shorts 95% of the time, including to work (unless I have client a meeting). I'm always amazed at guys I know that will wear something like jeans along with a dress shirt with rolled up sleeves to something like an outdoor kids birthday party in the middle of an August afternoon in Miami. I don't get it, but I was never very preppy. I can dress up however I need to, as an occasion demands, but just regular hanging out and running errands, it's shorts and a t-shirt.

Those dudes Sound southern

by **tGreenWay** 2015-06-11, 07:31

Turtleneck wrote:It turns out tGreenway works for the UK basketball program.

Ashley Judd slipped her phone number and thong underwear in my cargo shorts pocket. I rule!

by Guest 2015-06-11, 07:39

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:It turns out tGreenway works for the UK basketball program.

Ashley Judd slipped her phone number and thong underwear in my cargo shorts pocket. I rule!

I saved the picture you posted of that.....

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by **tGreenWay** 2015-06-11, 14:29

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Ashley Judd slipped her phone number and thong underwear in my cargo shorts pocket. I rule!
I saved the picture you posted of that.....

by **tGreenWay** 2015-06-11, 14:31

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Ashley Judd slipped her phone number and thong underwear in my cargo shorts pocket. I rule!
I saved the picture you posted of that.....

Also, I'm not gonna lie: I sniffed 'em anyway.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-09, 18:11

by TheReal_LWS 2016-08-09, 18:12

Turtleneck wrote:Bump

Why are you bumping cargo short threads. This is bannable. TRAVIS!

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-09, 18:18

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Bump

Why are you bumping cargo short threads. This is bannable. TRAVIS!

The cargo people need to be outed and dealt with accordingly.

by TheReal_LWS 2016-08-09, 18:21

Turtleneck wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

Why are you bumping cargo short threads. This is bannable. TRAVIS!

The cargo people need to be outed and dealt with accordingly.

As long as they are clothed, I don't really care what they wear. But to each their own.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-09, 18:27

I care about the moral decay of American society.

Were cargo shorts popular at camp?

by TheReal_LWS 2016-08-09, 18:28

Turtleneck wrote:I care about the moral decay of American society.

Were cargo shorts popular at camp?

Huh? Neck you are a strange old man.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-09, 18:29

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I care about the moral decay of American society.

Were cargo shorts popular at camp?

Huh? Neck you are a strange old man.

Speaking of old, is Trump really popular at your weekly bingo?

by **Death Roe** 2016-08-09, 18:31

tGreenWay wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:
I saved the picture you posted of that.....

Also, I'm not gonna lie: I sniffed 'em anyway.

can you send them to me? i need to finish

by TheReal_LWS 2016-08-09, 18:36

Turtleneck wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

Huh? Neck you are a strange old man.

Speaking of old, is Trump really popular at your weekly bingo?

I don't gamble. Come on, you know that.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-09, 18:40

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Speaking of old, is Trump really popular at your weekly bingo?

I don't gamble. Come on, you know that.

Is it really gambling if the prizes are walkers and prune juice?

by TheReal_LWS 2016-08-09, 18:44

Turtleneck wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

I don't gamble. Come on, you know that.

Is it really gambling if the prizes are walkers and prune juice?

Yes.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-04-30, 17:58

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-04-30, 18:26

tGreenWay wrote:It’s a glorious day for cargo shorts.

Which side of your belt do you have your cell phone clipped to?

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-04-30, 18:58

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:It’s a glorious day for cargo shorts.

Which side of your belt do you have your cell phone clipped to?

Don't be silly, that's the point of cargo shorts, a pocket for everything!
...except your dignity

by **tGreenWay** 2018-04-30, 19:07

I.B. Fine wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Which side of your belt do you have your cell phone clipped to?
Don't be silly, that's the point of cargo shorts, a pocket for everything!
...except your dignity

I reject the premise of your statement. Don’t assume I had dignity in the first place.

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-04-30, 19:17

tGreenWay wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:
Don't be silly, that's the point of cargo shorts, a pocket for everything!
...except your dignity

I reject the premise of your statement. Don’t assume I had dignity in the first place.

Yes, I know, you used it to pay for your Crocs

by **tGreenWay** 2018-04-30, 19:44

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I reject the premise of your statement. Don’t assume I had dignity in the first place.
Yes, I know, you used it to pay for your Crocs

Crocs? Never. I may not have any dignity, but I do have a strong sense of fashion. Cargo shorts, yay. Crocs, nay.

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-04-30, 21:28

tGreenWay wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:
Yes, I know, you used it to pay for your Crocs

Crocs? Never. I may not have any dignity, but I do have a strong sense of fashion. Cargo shorts, yay. Crocs, nay.

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by **Turtleneck** 2019-02-02, 23:49

The universe is punishing MSU basketball because GreenWay wears jorts.

by **Nordic** 2019-05-26, 17:46

Ran into tGreenway at the Indy 500. Looks like a good guy to have a beer with.

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by **DWags** 2019-05-26, 18:18

Nordic wrote:Ran into tGreenway at the Indy 500. Looks like a good guy to have a beer with.

See, for everyone of you guys who make fun of our old guy cargo shorts, I laugh at you. We have pockets to hide beer in, weed, and snacks. You guys struggle at major events just to look stylish.

How's the indy nordic. I've never been but it's on the bucket list.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-05-26, 21:25

I’m not an alcoholic so I don’t need to wear cargos to have a good time. That bro is probably a UM fan.

by **DWags** 2019-05-26, 21:33

Turtleneck wrote:I’m not an alcoholic so I don’t need to wear cargos to have a good time. That bro is probably a UM fan.

So you aren’t imaginative enough to have other stuff you might need hidden in there except weed or booze? Yeah I figured.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-26, 21:43

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Crocs? Never. I may not have any dignity, but I do have a strong sense of fashion. Cargo shorts, yay. Crocs, nay.

Ha! Ha! You posted a pic with a sign pointing to my butt. And here we all thought you were a penis man. I'm wearing cargo shorts - Page 3 2809484752

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-26, 21:48

Turtleneck wrote:The universe is punishing MSU basketball because GreenWay wears jorts.

Seems like the universe rewarded MSU w/a F4 because I wear cargo shorts. Too bad you’ve lost your faith in both MSU hoops and the universe.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-26, 21:49

Nordic wrote:Ran into tGreenway at the Indy 500. Looks like a great guy to have a beer with.

Fify

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-26, 21:56

DWags wrote:
Nordic wrote:Ran into tGreenway at the Indy 500. Looks like a good guy to have a beer with.

See, for everyone of you guys who make fun of our old guy cargo shorts, I laugh at you. We have pockets to hide beer in, weed, and snacks. You guys struggle at major events just to look stylish.

How's the indy nordic. I've never been but it's on the bucket list.

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by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-26, 22:05

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I’m not an alcoholic so I don’t need to wear cargos to have a good time. That bro is probably a UM fan.

So you aren’t imaginative enough to have other stuff you might need hidden in there except weed or booze? Yeah I figured.

Not to mention how presumptuous Turtleneck is by assuming those are alcoholic beverages and so quick to look down his nose at something about which he knows nothing. His level of arrogance is astonishing, strongly suggesting Turtleneck is a blue.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-05-26, 22:13

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I’m not an alcoholic so I don’t need to wear cargos to have a good time. That bro is probably a UM fan.

So you aren’t imaginative enough to have other stuff you might need hidden in there except weed or booze? Yeah I figured.

I don’t need 14 pockets. Unlike GreenWay, my idea of being prepared is not bringing half my possessions with me when I leave the house.

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