Re: I'm wearing cargo shorts

by **Turtleneck** 2019-05-26, 22:15

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

So you aren’t imaginative enough to have other stuff you might need hidden in there except weed or booze? Yeah I figured.

Not to mention how presumptuous Turtleneck is by assuming those are alcoholic beverages and so quick to look down his nose at something about which he knows nothing. His level of arrogance is astonishing, strongly suggesting Turtleneck is a blue.

I was responding to DWags’s comment about beer. I do not know what not being able to read makes you other than a moron.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-26, 22:29

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Not to mention how presumptuous Turtleneck is by assuming those are alcoholic beverages and so quick to look down his nose at something about which he knows nothing. His level of arrogance is astonishing, strongly suggesting Turtleneck is a blue.

I was responding to DWags’s comment about beer. I do not know what not being able to read makes you other than a moron.

URA blue.

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by **Turtleneck** 2019-05-26, 22:33

I would rather be a blue than whatever you are.

by **Cameron** 2019-05-27, 00:00

Turtleneck wrote:I’m not an alcoholic so I don’t need to wear cargos to have a good time. That bro is probably a UM fan.

Pussy.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-27, 00:05

Turtleneck wrote:I would rather be a blue than whatever you are.

It’s right there in my name: I’m a GreenWay. It’s good of you to finally admit you’re a blue.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-05-27, 08:27

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I would rather be a blue than whatever you are.

It’s right there in my name: I’m a GreenWay. It’s good of you to finally admit you’re a blue.

It’s the Internet. Anybody can say anything. You’re not trustworthy enough to believe. Especially not after the lasagna incident.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2019-05-27, 20:53

The wife wants cargo shorts. Help, please.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-27, 21:19

Jake from State Farm wrote:The wife wants cargo shorts. Help, please.

For herself? Aw hell, it doesn’t matter. Cargo shorts provide easy access up the leg. That’s a good thing, unless she’s opening the door for someone else.

by **Rocinante** 2019-05-27, 22:15

The utility of the many pockets cannot be overstated. I prefer pants though. Children wear cargo shorts. Men wear cargo pants.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-05-27, 22:26

Rocinante wrote:The utility of the many pockets cannot be overstated. I prefer pants though. Children wear cargo shorts. Men wear cargo pants.

Maybe in North Dakota, bro.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-27, 23:20

Rocinante wrote:The utility of the many pockets cannot be overstated. I prefer pants though. Children wear cargo shorts. Men wear cargo pants.

I refuse to wear pants between Memorial Day and Labor Day. If that makes me a child, stick me at the small table and gimme two scoops of ice cream.

by **DWags** 2019-05-28, 05:16

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:The utility of the many pockets cannot be overstated. I prefer pants though. Children wear cargo shorts. Men wear cargo pants.

I refuse to wear pants between Memorial Day and Labor Day. If that makes me a child, stick me at the small table and gimme two scoops of ice cream.

I’m not wearing pants right now.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-28, 10:05

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I refuse to wear pants between Memorial Day and Labor Day. If that makes me a child, stick me at the small table and gimme two scoops of ice cream.

I’m not wearing pants right now.

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by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-05-28, 10:07

was rockin' some cut-off jean shorts yesterday with a pair of work boots out in the yard - my wife told me I looked like I was heading to a gay pride rally for landscape enthusiasts.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-28, 10:53

by **Rocinante** 2019-05-28, 12:21

Robert J Sakimano wrote:was rockin' some cut-off jean shorts yesterday with a pair of work boots out in the yard - my wife told me I looked like I was heading to a gay pride rally for landscape enthusiasts.

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Is this true?!

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-05-28, 12:41

Rocinante wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:was rockin' some cut-off jean shorts yesterday with a pair of work boots out in the yard - my wife told me I looked like I was heading to a gay pride rally for landscape enthusiasts.

Is this true?!

almost everything I post here is true.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-05-28, 19:21

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

Is this true?!
almost everything I post here is true.

Which is why your posts keep me up at night.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-28, 20:33

Turtleneck wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: almost everything I post here is true.

Which is why your posts keep me up at night.

Which is why I wear blinders while driving through the neighborhood. Under no circumstances do I want to see Bob in his Daisy Dukes.

by **y2kMgrad** 2019-05-28, 22:29

Turtleneck wrote:I’m not an alcoholic so I don’t need to wear cargos to have a good time. That bro is probably a UM fan.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-05-29, 07:40

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Which is why your posts keep me up at night.

Which is why I wear blinders while driving through the neighborhood. Under no circumstances do I want to see Bob in his Daisy Dukes.

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by **tGreenWay** 2021-04-27, 16:31

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by **duffy munn** 2021-04-27, 17:42

Turtleneck wrote:I would rather be a blue than whatever you are.

Dude

by **Turtleneck** 2021-04-27, 17:49

CORNER BLITZ wrote:What sock/sandal combo did you pick to compliment?

CB knew 6 years ago.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-04-27, 17:50

Turtleneck finally admits what we’ve known for a long time: He’s a blue.

by **kingstonlake** 2021-04-27, 18:28

I think cargo shorts are cool.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-04-27, 18:44

kingstonlake wrote:I think cargo shorts are cool.

I'm sure you're a big deal in Rogers City.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2021-04-27, 19:06

Turtleneck wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:I think cargo shorts are cool.

I'm sure you're a big deal in Rogers City.

Okay, question. Why do they call it Rogers City? Are there multiple Rogers that live there or is it just a Michigan thing, like Walmarts and Meijers?

by **Nordic** 2021-04-27, 19:26

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I'm sure you're a big deal in Rogers City.

Okay, question. Why do they call it Rogers City? Are there multiple Rogers that live there or is it just a Michigan thing, like Walmarts and Meijers?

Kinda like the Fords

by **Turtleneck** 2021-04-27, 19:43

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I'm sure you're a big deal in Rogers City.

Okay, question. Why do they call it Rogers City? Are there multiple Rogers that live there or is it just a Michigan thing, like Walmarts and Meijers?

Because it was founded by Aaron Rodgers, but after he left the area the idiots spelled his last name wrong on all the official documents.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-04-27, 20:57

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I'm sure you're a big deal in Rogers City.

Okay, question. Why do they call it Rogers City? Are there multiple Rogers that live there or is it just a Michigan thing, like Walmarts and Meijers?

Maybe it was founded by some guy named Roger, and after he died the townsfolk were too cheap to spring for the added expense of an apostrophe.

by **kingstonlake** 2021-04-27, 22:07

Turtleneck wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:I think cargo shorts are cool.

I'm sure you're a big deal in Rogers City.

They call me by my first name at Calcite Credit Union. So yeah. Pretty much.

I usually drink for free at the nautical festival too.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2022-05-17, 13:25

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by **kingstonlake** 2022-05-17, 13:52

My only problem with cargo shorts are the limited color offerings.

by AvgMSUJoe 2022-05-17, 14:20

I'm old enough to realize if you wear it long enough, it becomes retro cool... The ladies dig me on a cyclical decade basis. Then you have a banging couple months... then before you know it, you're just a turd in the punchbowl again.

"Cool" is a fickle bitch.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-05-17, 14:22

my favorite thing about cargo shorts is all of the pockets they have to store your pride in.

by AvgMSUJoe 2022-05-17, 14:26

Robert J Sakimano wrote:my favorite thing about cargo shorts is all of the pockets they have to store your pride in.

and phone... don't forget your phone.

Wallet, oakley razors, emergency paracord, collapsible swiss army camp tool, fishing equipment, pretty rocks you found on your walk on the beach.

by **kingstonlake** 2022-05-17, 14:48

Serious….

I looked for my phone for 10 minutes while on vacation.

Side lower pocket…. Thanks cargo shorts.

by **tGreenWay** 2022-05-17, 15:00

Back in style? Maybe for the terminally uncool.
For some of us, cargo shorts never went out of style. FACTS

by **tGreenWay** 2022-05-17, 15:02

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I'm old enough to realize if you wear it long enough, it becomes retro cool... The ladies dig me on a cyclical decade basis. Then you have a banging couple months... then before you know it, you're just a turd in the punchbowl again.

"Cool" is a fickle bitch.

I’ve been waiting 20+years for my classic K-Swiss to jump back into style. Should be any year now. Any year.

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