Re: Im working from home on a friday. What should i do? Edit- Whiteboy Hatcher and Travis are getting drunk in this thread right now.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Fuck yeah we're on. I think I'm free after 12 ish

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Sitting here with an empty shot glass and a full bottle of Tequila waiting for Travis to show up. Done with meetings for the day.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I'm gonna run up to the store and buy some whiskey. I'm shamefully out. Let's get this bitch started up in like 20

[Triple Sparty]

What kinda tikilla?

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

How much beer do I get for 2 nights of camping?

[Triple Sparty]

Paging spreadsheet tTy. How many are in the fridge and how many fit in your cooler?

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

A case should be fine. Just you?

[Travis of the Cosmos]

All right- drink is poured. Let's get drunk.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

A case should be fine. Just you?

Going with a group of 8, but I'll want my own beer. Thinking a 30 rack and a fifth.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

All right- drink is poured. Let's get drunk.

I need a picture of said drink in front of your computer screen for verification. I'm not getting drunk by myself at 1 PM on a Friday afternoon dammit. 

Also, should I mix a Captain and coke, Bulleit bourbon straight, Crown straight, or a vodka drink? The people's will is my will.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

All right- drink is poured. Let's get drunk.

I need a picture of said drink in front of your computer screen for verification. I'm not getting drunk by myself at 1 PM on a Friday afternoon dammit. 

Also, should I mix a Captain and coke, Bulleit bourbon straight, Crown straight, or a vodka drink? The people's will is my will.

Where's the trust bro? Check the shitty movie on comedy central for verification, then go get a drink

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Also, my phone takes purple pictures. It's a thing on HTC ones and it makes me sad. We can talk about that later

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Oh. I didn't answer your question. I'm sippin on Jack and diet, if that helps your decision making process

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

I set sail with the Captain. Drinking this early I figured 70 proof would be better. I intend to try to stay up and watch the Tigers game. I'm old, tough to marathon drink if you're not out on the town. You just get sleepy at home.

Let's watch some Starsky and Hutch. 

[Nordic]

Sitting here with an empty shot glass and a full bottle of Tequila waiting for Travis to show up. Done with meetings for the day.

Did you bring your darts just in case?

[Giant Moose]

Aww, we got to witness Travis and WBH's first date. This is adorable, guys.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Sitting here with an empty shot glass and a full bottle of Tequila waiting for Travis to show up. Done with meetings for the day.

Did you bring your darts just in case?

I told you dammit, I can't play darts by myself any longer. Partially torn bicep in throwing arm. If I want to play myself, I'm going to have to play myself left handed and I just don't have it in me right now to build my dart game again from the ground up with another arm.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Like a car could ever get that high off the road.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Did you bring your darts just in case?

I told you dammit, I can't play darts by myself any longer. Partially torn bicep in throwing arm. If I want to play myself, I'm going to have to play myself left handed and I just don't have it in me right now to build my dart game again from the ground up with another arm.

I'm left handed. Don't know I'd I've told you that.

Amazing story. I still get upset when I think about the fact that my parents didn't tie a baseball in my hand from birth. I could be Phil Coke right now. Which, while he sucks, he gets paid more than me.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Like a car could ever get that high off the road.

We just going to roll straight into south park next?

[Guest]

If you two want to stretch this out I'll buy a couple 5ths and you can enter the Rib Cook off tomorrow in Mio.   Perhaps hang around for the Uber Tuber on Sunday and make Guinness?

http://www.ocriverfest.com/rib-cook-off.html

http://www.ocriverfest.com/uber-tuber.html

[Travis of the Cosmos]

If you two want to stretch this out I'll buy a couple 5ths and you can enter the Rib Cook off tomorrow in Mio.   Perhaps hang around for the Uber Tuber on Sunday and make Guinness?

http://www.ocriverfest.com/rib-cook-off.html

http://www.ocriverfest.com/uber-tuber.html

I want ribs. I really should have planned for that today.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Not a big South Park guy but I'll stick with it. I was eyeing Gangland but it's half over.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

I can't make it up there LG, or I would be up at the lake with my family right now.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Not a big South Park guy but I'll stick with it. I was eyeing Gangland but it's half over.

Not really huge on it either... But I'm not seeing much else. Netflix is an option

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Find something on Netflix and I'm game. 

I started Mr. Robot last night, got 3 episodes in and I'm not sure if I like it or not. But I bought the entire season on Amazon so I guess I'm in.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I decided I wanted to stick with the dumb comedy vibe and watch airplane, then if wasn't on Netflix. Then I got sad.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

I've got a torrent of Straight Outta Compton, that sounds good now.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Stealer

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Guilty. Though I'd happily pay for it. Just not super easy to go to the movies. I guess I could go right now!

[Giant Moose]

You guys are still typing pretty well. You need some more drinks.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

I'm on to Gangland btw. Couldn't stand South Park. Indian reservation gang in SD. Interesting.

[Brock Middlebrook]

What's on Spice?

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

You guys are still typing pretty well. You need some more drinks.

You don't get drunk on the internet in 20 minutes man. It's a long slow burn.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Yeah, I just threw on gangland. I wasn't even watching that anymore.

They should really release more movies straight to digital. I'd gladly buy it. Movie theaters would be sad. But whatever.

[Brock Middlebrook]

BTW, I expect this thread to be 3o pages of rambling, incoherent garbage by the time I go to bed tonight.

[Nordic]

Did you bring your darts just in case?

I told you dammit, I can't play darts by myself any longer. Partially torn bicep in throwing arm. If I want to play myself, I'm going to have to play myself left handed and I just don't have it in me right now to build my dart game again from the ground up with another arm.

I don't think you want your date to know you are a puh

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

I'm an open book Nordy.

Also I haven't eaten yet today. This slow burn might get ugly faster than I wanted it to.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

This episode of Gangland makes me want to watch On Deadly Ground.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Go eat something. What are the options?

I've already decided I'm not cooking shit tonight. Not sure what I'll order though. Life is hard in America.

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