Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-04, 18:58

LooseGoose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:The Lions are going to win the NFC this year!

The NFC? Fuck that, they're going to win the Super Bowl!!

Hell YEAH!!

by **DWags** 2016-09-04, 18:59

Drinking early?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-04, 19:00

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Shut up.

I bet you believe in unicorns too.

There are unicorns in Utica. They ruined Tom's life.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-04, 19:00

DWags wrote:Drinking early?

It's 7pm. That is not early.

by **DWags** 2016-09-04, 19:20

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:Drinking early?

It's 7pm. That is not early.

It is for Monday.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-04, 19:35

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

It's 7pm. That is not early.

It is for Monday.

Thank goodness it is not Monday.

by Guest 2016-09-06, 16:32

Detroit Lions News ‏@LionsMLive 2h2 hours ago
Lions depth chart: Tavon Wilson wins safety job, Ameer Abdullah listed as kick returner http://bit.ly/2bV25NF

by Guest 2016-09-07, 10:33

5 things to watch: This one could be teed up for Matthew Stafford

by Guest 2016-09-07, 10:58

Wojo: Lions are laying it all on the line

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-07, 19:24

"18. #OnePride (Detroit Lions): A pride of lions consists of roughly 40 lions. Basically this hashtag is saying there are only 40 Lions fans left in the wild, which may be accurate — but not great to motivate a fan base."

Ranking all 32 NFL teams' new Twitter hashtags and emojis
http://www.sbnation.com/2016/9/7/12830314/nfl-emoji-hashtag-rankings

by Guest 2016-09-09, 10:31

'Like wow!': Underdog Adairius Barnes is elated to be a Detroit Lion

by Guest 2016-09-09, 12:40

Using up some of that Megatron space this year....

Dave Birkett ‏@davebirkett 6m6 minutes ago
Detroit Lions sign P Sam Martin and RB Theo Riddick to contract extensions http://on.freep.com/2ccSdtA via @freep

Detroit Lions' Sam Martin and Theo Riddick get contract extensions

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-09-09, 12:49

How many games are the Lions going to win this season? 3? 5? 7?

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-09-09, 13:06

Nice, love Riddick. Great pass-catcher and gets some nice YAC. I say they win 7. Can't predict more than that

by Guest 2016-09-09, 17:12

Caution - Slide show that needs better pics.

Meet the official Detroit Lions cheerleaders ahead of the home opener

by Guest 2016-09-11, 09:30

Detroit Lions News ‏@LionsMLive 2h2 hours ago
Lions Q&A: Marvin Jones is learning Spanish, can't stop watching cartoons

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by Guest 2016-09-11, 10:11

Dave Birkett ‏@davebirkett 40m40 minutes ago
Scouting report, prediction for today's Lions-Colts game http://on.freep.com/2cPk07y via @freep

by Guest 2016-09-12, 08:20

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Matthew Stafford keeps cool, parties on for Lions

by Guest 2016-09-12, 12:07

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by Guest 2016-09-13, 09:23

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by Guest 2016-09-14, 10:31

Dave Birkett ‏@davebirkett 28m28 minutes ago
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by Guest 2016-09-14, 21:55

Dave Birkett ‏@davebirkett 3m3 minutes ago
The downside of Matt Stafford's rocket arm? Mangled hands of Lions WRs http://on.freep.com/2co1mje via @freep

by Guest 2016-09-15, 08:59

Lions looking like they have a more diversified offense

by Guest 2016-09-16, 08:38

Paula Pasche ‏@paulapasche 1h1 hour ago
Five ways #Lions defense needs to improve against the #Titans. Story: http://ow.ly/oVB3304fSLm

tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around - Page 7 Csa7m02WYAQbwKE

tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around - Page 7 Csa7m02WYAQbwKE

by Guest 2016-09-17, 15:55

Lions vs. Titans scouting report, prediction

by Guest 2016-09-18, 00:01

Go Lions - we need them to be 2-0 too.

by aualum06 2016-09-25, 10:40

Sounds like Abdullah is out the year. Not good.

by Guest 2016-09-25, 10:44

aualum06 wrote:Sounds like Abdullah is out the year. Not good.

It allows for Washington to become a star.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-09-25, 11:35

aualum06 wrote:Sounds like Abdullah is out the year. Not good.

The Lions RB curse continues

by aualum06 2016-09-25, 11:43

gHost Spartan wrote:Do you guys really love the Lions? The team has sucked for so long, don't you eventually just not care anymore?

That's not how it works.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-09-25, 11:45

gHost Spartan wrote:Do you guys really love the Lions? The team has sucked for so long, don't you eventually just not care anymore?

The Lions and I got divorced after 40 years, right before the 0-16 campaign. Now they're just and idle curiosity and don't have to get fucked by them ever Sunday anymore.

by Guest 2016-09-25, 11:59

I'll be a Lions fan until I die - just as my father before me. The suffering is good for the soul. Or something like that.

by **Death Roe** 2016-09-25, 12:10

I'm going to the Rams @ Lions game in 3 weeks. Can't wait!

by Guest 2016-09-27, 10:15

Dave Birkett ‏@davebirkett 3h3 hours ago
From Drew Sharp: With this roster, Lions' Caldwell set up to fail this season http://on.freep.com/2dfld3U via @freep

Sharp: With this roster, Lions' Caldwell set up to fail this season

tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around - Page 7 636105299422964486-SI-20160925-jla-bs5-15

tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around - Page 7 636105299422964486-SI-20160925-jla-bs5-15

by Guest 2016-09-29, 11:37

Jamie: Big picture is what Detroit Lions fans should focus on

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-29, 14:00

LooseGoose wrote:I'll be a Lions fan until I die - just as my father before me. The suffering is good for the soul. Or something like that.

Not all traditions are good. My old man died a Lions' fan. He's been gone nearly 20 years and I finally broke free of their grip early last year. You can do it if you want to. Be strong.

by Guest 2016-09-30, 00:07

Detroit Lion notes: No panic for defense yet; Levy, Ansah still out

by **Wally Fairway** 2016-10-07, 11:10

Lions must be having trouble selling tickets - they are offering discounts for the game against the Redskins (sorry about the name Bob - consider this your trigger warning). Apparently the MSU ticket office can be bought off to use their email to help sell tickets for shitty pro teams.

tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around - Page 7 LionsOffer

tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around - Page 7 LionsOffer

Here is the link to buy tickets from that email

http://www7.ticketingcentral.com/V2/PickASection.aspx?t=BCECF48B8D3EE9ED8E7F221&og=-1&hq_e=el&hq_m=1191582&hq_l=8&hq_v=0d1b260c03

by **DWags** 2016-10-07, 13:34

Wally Fairway wrote:Lions must be having trouble selling tickets - they are offering discounts for the game against the Redskins (sorry about the name Bob - consider this your trigger warning). Apparently the MSU ticket office can be bought off to use their email to help sell tickets for shitty pro teams.

Here is the link to buy tickets from that email

http://www7.ticketingcentral.com/V2/PickASection.aspx?t=BCECF48B8D3EE9ED8E7F221&og=-1&hq_e=el&hq_m=1191582&hq_l=8&hq_v=0d1b260c03

I don't think that will piss off season ticket holders.

by Guest 2016-10-09, 13:07

Nice opening drive so far, I now expect the penalties to start.,

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