If you mow your lawn every 7 days or less
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If you mow your lawn every 7 days or less
You're a psycho. Plain and simple.
Spartan Pride- Geronte
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I pay for a lawn service to cut my lawn once a week. Therefore, I am a psycho. Is there a T-Shirt that comes with membership in the psycho club? I just want to know because I haven't received mine yet and I'm feeling insecure...Spartan Pride wrote:You're a psycho. Plain and simple.
Code_Warrior- Geronte
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I mows when it grows. That often come at about 7 days, so I'm not sure what this thread is about.
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Code_Warrior wrote:
I pay for a lawn service to cut my lawn once a week. Therefore, I am a psycho. Is there a T-Shirt that comes with membership in the psycho club? I just want to know because I haven't received mine yet and I'm feeling insecure...
This. And I feed it and water it so the guys have to work. Oh, and I'm old, and for the record: "GET THE **** OFF MY LAWN KID!"
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I say if you use lawn service you are a lazy fat ass.
I like to cut mine about every four days. It just works better when you much and I actually enjoy cutting it. It is pretty bad when your old-man neighbor tells you that you cut it too often.
I like to cut mine about every four days. It just works better when you much and I actually enjoy cutting it. It is pretty bad when your old-man neighbor tells you that you cut it too often.
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MSU addict- Spartiate
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MSU addict wrote:I say if you use lawn service you are a lazy fat ass.
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Em, what if you're too busy to cut it, or if you're a baller and aren't even home that much in the spring and summer? If you take a month to go to your cottage do you just let that shit grow?
DWags- Geronte
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Excuses, excuses. Demand excellence.DWags wrote:
Em, what if you're too busy to cut it, or if you're a baller and aren't even home that much in the spring and summer? If you take a month to go to your cottage do you just let that shit grow?
MSU addict- Spartiate
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This is a pretty dumb thread
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How often should you cut it? I do it twice a week
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I, too, hate it when my neighbors participate in the weekly upkeep of their home.
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MSU addict wrote:
Excuses, excuses. Demand excellence.
Good point. I demand you get your ass to my house and cut my god damn grass. And it better be excellent.
DWags- Geronte
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By starting this thread you have proven that you don't know shit about mowing the lawn.
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MSU addict wrote:I say if you use lawn service you are a lazy fat ass.
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I agree, but only if you're under the age of 60.
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The OP must be out mowing... unresponsive.
SawGreen- Geronte
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A good lawn is like a good haircut, it looks best a good time after being trimmed (a week for a lawn, a few weeks for a haircut).Motown Spartan wrote:By starting this thread you have proven that you don't know shit about mowing the lawn.
Your lawn looks terrible unless you adjust your mower to leave it longer. Sure it looks clean but the grass itself looks awful.
A lawn should be mowed every 1.5-2 weeks.
Edit: Atleast thats what a cashier at Burger King told me
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Spartan Pride wrote:
A good lawn is like a good haircut, it looks best a good time after being trimmed (a week for a lawn, a few weeks for a haircut).
Your lawn looks terrible unless you adjust your mower to leave it longer. Sure it looks clean but the grass itself looks awful.
A lawn should be mowed every 1.5-2 weeks.
Edit: Atleast thats what a cashier at Burger King told me
I agree that it should be kept longer. However, it's not how often you mow it, it's how much you cut off. You never want to cut off more than 1/3 of the height of the grass. In spring and early summer that means twice a week for my lawn.
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It is rare if my grass gets cut more frequently than every 1.5-2 weeks. No reason other than it is not a high priority in my life. And I don't work at Burger King.
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Spartan Pride wrote:You're a psycho. Plain and simple.
If you set your mower height to 3.5"-4" for KY Bluegrass you will probably need to cut it about once a week from late May through Mid September.
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Spartan Pride wrote:
A lawn should be mowed every 1.5-2 weeks.
Edit: Atleast thats what a cashier at Burger King told me
Your coworker is wrong.
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SawGreen wrote:The OP must be out mowing... unresponsive.
If he mowed more frequently he would be done by now.
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I'm about to go finish my first of 3 to 4 annual cuts a year near Nirvana. I must be more sane than all you muthas.
SawGreen- Geronte
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JEK wrote:I, too, hate it when my neighbors participate in the weekly upkeep of their home.
I really lowers the value of your house
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I pay a team of diamond cutters to individually measure and snip each blade of grass on my lawns. I also employ a staff of Swiss clockmakers to oversee their efforts, in order to assure precise cuts.
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scUM fans from trailer parks across the land are interested in what the OP has to say.
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OP, by any chance do you have a large tree limb laying in the middle of your back yard?
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SeeRockCity wrote:OP, by any chance do you have a large tree limb laying in the middle of your back yard?
Or maybe has a yard riddled with weeds so I have to weed b gone a barrier to keep them from invading?
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I gotta say, I'm really impressed that nobody has gone for the low-hanging fruit yet. Either that, or I'm still drunk enough to not realize it.
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Spartan Pride wrote:
A good lawn is like a good haircut, it looks best a good time after being trimmed (a week for a lawn, a few weeks for a haircut).
Your lawn looks terrible unless you adjust your mower to leave it longer. Sure it looks clean but the grass itself looks awful.
A lawn should be mowed every 1.5-2 weeks.
Edit: Atleast thats what a cashier at Burger King told me
Look this argument is between you and your parents. If they want it cut once a week as part of the deal for letting you and your wife live in the basement, don't come to us for moral support.
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If you more your lawn once a week or more, you probably don't have to think about your clippings and can actually enjoy it properly.
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FIFYDWags wrote:
Look this argument is between you and your parents. If they want it cut once a week as part of your allowance, don't come to us for moral support.
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MSU addict wrote:I say if you use lawn service you are a lazy fat ass.
I like to cut mine about every four days. It just works better when you much and I actually enjoy cutting it. It is pretty bad when your old-man neighbor tells you that you cut it too often.
Point of parliamentary procedure! Let me be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules or took liberties with my female party guests while my lawn service cut my grass, I did. However, you can't make all people that use a lawn service pay for the actions of a few fat asses like me. For if you do, shouldn't we blame the whole concept of lawn mowing? And if the whole concept of lawn mowing is guilty, isn't this an indictment of the entire service industry? I put it to you MSU addict, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can say what you want about me, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America! Hmmmmmm, hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmmmm, hmmmmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm.....
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MSU addict wrote:I say if you use lawn service you are a lazy fat ass.
I like to cut mine about every four days. It just works better when you much and I actually enjoy cutting it. It is pretty bad when your old-man neighbor tells you that you cut it too often.
You sound poor.
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Ned Stark wrote:
You sound poor.
Every 4 days sounds like autism.
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GRR Spartan wrote:
Every 4 days sounds like autism.
I think you mean obsessive compulsive.
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When I still lived at home it was up to my brother and I to trade off mowing....He never figured out that I would raise the mower when I did it so I didn't cut much and that before he did it I would lower the hell out of it.....
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GRR Spartan wrote:
Every 4 days sounds like autism.
I let my team of illegal immigrant lawn workers worry about the yard. I'm usually too busy closing multi-million dollar business deals and/or banging super models to care about that shit, brah.
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Code_Warrior wrote:
Point of parliamentary procedure! Let me be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules or took liberties with my female party guests while my lawn service cut my grass, I did. However, you can't make all people that use a lawn service pay for the actions of a few fat asses like me. For if you do, shouldn't we blame the whole concept of lawn mowing? And if the whole concept of lawn mowing is guilty, isn't this an indictment of the entire service industry? I put it to you MSU addict, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can say what you want about me, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America! Hmmmmmm, hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmmmm, hmmmmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm.....
Beautiful.
James Dean- Spartiate
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I mow when the yard starts looking like shit. During a wet spring that means mowing more than once a week. Some of us have pride in how our yard looks.
Watch Out Pylon!- Geronte
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I xeriscape. Mowing is for suckers.
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Like the rest of them are that much better.Ass Dan wrote:This is a pretty dumb thread
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